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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 4:13 pm 
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17:02 - Mr. Rad: i was playing skullgirls but people kept leaving the lobbies i joined, do i smell
17:02 - Hol Horse: yes
17:03 - Hol Horse: you smell like fosters and golden gaytimes
17:03 - Mr. Rad: are those the first australian products you thought of
17:03 - Hol Horse: yes
17:03 - Hol Horse: im sorry
17:03 - Mr. Rad: hehe

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 10:28 am 
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[10:44:45 AM] Anthony: Haruhi is probably one of the worst characters personality wise I have ever known
[10:44:52 AM] Anthony: And I've read Game of Thrones
[10:45:00 AM] Cpt. Hourai: WIENER WIENER WIENER
[10:45:02 AM] Cpt. Hourai: sorry
[10:45:03 AM] Anthony: xD
[10:45:05 AM] Anthony: +1
[10:45:09 AM] Anthony: All the fucking +1s
[10:45:15 AM] Anthony: I've never seen someone type WIENER that quickly before

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2014 8:04 pm 
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{SCG} Rowdy the Crux: Guys I think we just foudn a way to make cheddar for SCG
Kamek Sans: How
{SCG} Rowdy the Crux: Let's make styled fedoras
Hoosk: |:
Kamek Sans: YOOOOOO
{SCG} Rowdy the Crux: Different colors, different prints, these hats are Fedorable
Zoey: @Isaac
Zoey: http://i01.i.aliimg.com/photo/v1/111672 ... per_on.jpg
Alka: Privilege
Your privilege level is Advantaged with a score of 0
Zoey: Where is your God now? Not here, since all I see is a fashionably euphoric athiest hat.
Zoey: That genuinely made my day to see that's a thing
Kamek Sans: Rowdy, did you just say "Fedorable"
Kamek Sans: Omfg
Kamek Sans: Rowdy confirmed for best person

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Zoey: Sometimes I like to sit awake at night and think... if the universe is infinite there's a planet out there with a race of sentient fedoras
Zoey: And then I know all is right with the world
Alka: Fedora the explorer
Kamek Sans: omfg
Kamek Sans: And they tip humans
Kamek Sans: *tip* m'dora
Isaac - now with internet!: Zoey, that planet is alive and well at Reddit's atheism board

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 11:45 pm 
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[9:05:57 PM] Rum-Jaw Kale: Egoat's teacher
[9:06:00 PM] egoat: the usual stuff, nothing actually bothering or out there
[9:06:02 PM] Carrot: his username is yoloswage500

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[8:18:42 AM] Joh Terraem: Cori, I've always found your encyclopedic knowledge of dicks to be quite charming and repulsive at the same time


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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:32 pm 
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[2:49:11 PM] Malum: https://31.media.tumblr.com/8b9dd08ea0d ... o1_500.png
[2:49:34 PM] Malum: perfect
[2:50:14 PM] Rum-Jaw Kale: you win every time
[2:51:17 PM] Malum: its like golf
[2:51:29 PM] Malum: the less points it gets the better it is
[2:51:35 PM] Rum-Jaw Kale: there's several holes?
[2:51:38 PM] Malum: NO
[2:51:39 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: KALE
[2:51:43 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: BAD KALE

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:28 pm 
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[7:25:00 PM] Vealin: but I am burd sound guy yes
[7:25:09 PM] Vealin: tweet tweet
[7:25:22 PM] Vealin: that was my impression of the blue crested warblar
[7:25:53 PM] Cori: wanna hear my impression of an arctic tern
[7:25:59 PM] Cori: "BACKSTREET BOYS!"
[7:26:03 PM] Comrade Stranaton: you're more of a tit, vealin

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 5:40 pm 
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Welcome back to another thrilling episode of Marcato Is Bad At Word Games:

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rhinocerocket: Is it legal for a man in Scotland to marry his widow's sister?

Marcato: Uhh..... I don't know? XD Scottish law is not my area of expertise.

rhinocerocket: No no read it again xD

Marcato: I don't get it. She'd be his sister in law, right?

rhinocerocket: Widow.. xD

Marcato: No, I mean the widow's sister. She'd be his sister in law, right? Is that the joke?

Marcato: OH WAIT WIDOW MEANING MAN. IS HE GAY. IS THAT THE JOKE.

rhinocerocket: XD omg you're killing me

rhinocerocket: The meaning of widow I mean

Marcato: OH. BECAUSE HE'S DEAD. MAKING HIS WIFE A WIDOW. XD

rhinocerocket: YES. XD it was awesome you didn't catch on

Marcato: What a sad display. XD

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 4:03 pm 
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DunkmasterNBC: I'm gonna present you so hard
AZMarcato: Aww shit
DunkmasterNBC: 10/10 would present again
AZMarcato: Hahahahaha
AZMarcato: A++ presenting
DunkmasterNBC: :D
AZMarcato: Would recommend for present to friends and family.


My best friend and I are going to have a late Christmas when she's back in town.

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 12:51 am 
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[9:01:22 PM] Water Tango Foxtrot: vaati needs another game
[9:01:38 PM] Cori: yes he does
[9:01:47 PM] Cori: vaati dlc for hyrule warriors pls
[9:01:57 PM] ahaegoat: i read that as "vaati dick"
[9:02:09 PM] Cori: vaati's dick pls

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 10:19 pm 
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[11:17:45 PM] Ms. Sir Lady Airra Moira Lanaisse Florince Temmins XII½ Jr.: I'm thinking a shoryuken out of a box.
[11:17:48 PM] Ms. Sir Lady Airra Moira Lanaisse Florince Temmins XII½ Jr.: Wait...
[11:17:52 PM] Ms. Sir Lady Airra Moira Lanaisse Florince Temmins XII½ Jr.: Shoryuken...
[11:17:54 PM] Ms. Sir Lady Airra Moira Lanaisse Florince Temmins XII½ Jr.: Ryuken...
[11:17:57 PM] Ms. Sir Lady Airra Moira Lanaisse Florince Temmins XII½ Jr.: Ryu Ken...
[11:17:59 PM] Ms. Sir Lady Airra Moira Lanaisse Florince Temmins XII½ Jr.: GASP
[11:18:03 PM] Citation: Ken
[11:18:05 PM] Citation: Barbie
[11:18:07 PM] Citation: MATTEL
[11:18:09 PM] Citation: A CONSPIRACY
[11:18:22 PM] Ms. Sir Lady Airra Moira Lanaisse Florince Temmins XII½ Jr.: I DO NOT BELIEVE IT.
[11:18:34 PM] Citation: MATTEL OWNS STREET FIGHTER


jfc airra shorten your name

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 10:21 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 3:01 am 
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Citation Needed: I bet you are
Citation Needed: the worst
Chloemew: yes

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2015 6:51 pm 
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Tetrunes: I don't know if I was ever cool though
AZMarcato: I am probably not the authority on cool. I do think you're nice though!
AZMarcato: Holy shit I am so fucking good at this girl thing.


Haven't even begun my transition yet and I'm already telling the boys how nice they are.

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2015 6:52 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2015 10:23 pm 
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[9:11:05 PM] Temporary Name Until I Think of Something Clever: Random question Carlos, have you ever injured your tongue
[9:11:14 PM] Carlos: yeah but not like
[9:11:23 PM] Carlos: fucking destroyed
[9:11:35 PM] Carlos: not bruised even
[9:11:45 PM] Temporary Name Until I Think of Something Clever: Huh. See I figured you hurt it cause you haVE NO FUCKING TASTE IN DOGS

He was disrespecting the almighty dog breed, pugs.

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