Bad Jokes

Explotaro · **Posted:** Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:59 pm

Stranaton wrote:

that was so bad I didn't get it. Is that win or fail?

It was wail.

What's the worst joke ever?

[spoiler] This one [/spoiler]

Bill Nye the Science Guy · **Posted:** Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:44 am

What do you get for scoring in South Africa?

[spoiler]AIDS[/spoiler]

TheBlackFeather · **Posted:** Thu Jun 17, 2010 5:01 am

On a pirate ship one day, the ship's mate, or "ship", drowned, and was quickly replaced by another when they went ashore. It was also soon found out that this new "ship" was a woman in disguise. The captain ordered no one to touch her until they reached shore.

That night, a young cabin boy walked in on captain having sex with the new "ship" Though the boy was surprised, the captain merely shrugged and replied:

"The captain always goes down with the ship."

Explotaro · **Posted:** Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:19 am

Oh geez....I lost Black Feather. I just god daisies lost.

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

God daisies it Bill

Bill Nye the Science Guy · **Posted:** Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:43 am

Mete wrote:

God daisies it Bill

;D

lyra/dicks · **Posted:** Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:00 pm

Bill's speaking from experience.
He's actually giving us a warning.

Doormaster · **Posted:** Sat Jun 19, 2010 1:50 am

My brother keeps trying to mess with my violin no matter how many times I tell him to stop fiddling with it.

Riku · **Posted:** Sat Jun 19, 2010 2:06 am

Your sig lies.

Doormaster · **Posted:** Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:08 pm

I once knew a guy who was a serial killer, but was really good at pinning his crimes on other people. For his day job he worked at a place where they made pictures look really nice; he took his work seriously too. He was always framing people.

Bill Nye the Science Guy · **Posted:** Sun Jun 20, 2010 3:23 pm

Behind every successful woman is a man who has told her how to do it 3 times

Whats a Hindu?
[spoiler]lay eggs[/spoiler]

Doormaster · **Posted:** Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:00 am

The most bizarre thing I've ever heard of is a cow that became a vampire hunter in order to save a marijuana growing operation. Those stakes are pretty high.

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:

Whats a Hindu?
[spoiler]lay eggs[/spoiler]

I GET IT

Explotaro · **Posted:** Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:29 pm

Chinmaster wrote:

The most bizarre thing I've ever heard of is a cow that became a vampire hunter in order to save a marijuana growing operation. Those stakes are pretty high.

Pfffft

Doormaster · **Posted:** Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:25 pm

I had a really weird experience the other day. I was just walking along the street minding my own business when I see a woman walk into the street without looking and was about to be hit by car. Naturally, being the good citizen I am, I run out, grab her, and throw us both out of the way of oncoming traffic. She immediately transforms into a clay pot. While I'm sitting there in confusion, a man walks up and explains that he is a wizard who put a curse on the woman (who I find out is named Penelope) which changes her into a pot if she is ever rescued.

I guess it's true what they say. A Penny saved is a Penny urned.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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