AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Kamek Sans: Wait what there was a FarCry game for the Wii
Kamek Sans: Farcry Bengeance
Kamek Sans: This
Kamek Sans: is news to me
Fein: bengeance

Fein: I hope we get more than one bathroom
Kamek Sans: It's a school there are seven billion bathrooms
Fein: My school has like 8
Kamek Sans: I'm so sorry

Fein: I wanna fight a Dali's Clock again just to see the time-warp move again
Kamek Sans: So in other words
Kamek Sans: you wanna
Fein: no
Fein: i don't
Kamek Sans: DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN
Fein: shut your fucking mouth
Fein: you aren't fucking funny

[11:35:02 PM] Luigi is Number 3: how many mols of Hitler are inside of you?
[11:35:09 PM] bitchpants: all of them
[11:35:18 PM] Luigi is Number 3: You bitch. I knew it.

[11:35:42 PM][11:35:53 PM] Luigi is Number 3: IT'S ON LIKE EVA BRAUN.

[4:53:00 PM] egoat: oh jesus my dad's started playing christmas music
egoat hangs self
[4:58:28 PM] Malum: haha
[4:59:47 PM] egoat: "egoat hangs self [4:58:28 PM] Malum: haha"
[4:59:59 PM] Malum: u herd me

Zoey: *Loudspeaker announcement.* WOT'S ALL DIS ABOUT CIGARETTES BEING BAD FOR YEW?
Kamek Sans: for yew trees
Zoey: IS JUST GOVERNMENT. THEY SURE LIKE TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO.
Zoey: Thanks, Obama.
Fein: Yeah, thanks.
Zoey: Trying to stop up smoking cigarettes.
Zoey: *Shoves entire packet in mouth.*
Zoey: Gentlemen.
Fein: Classy.
Zoey: *Suddenly hair catches on fire.*
Fein: This is why they tell you not to smoke.
Zoey: THANKS, OBAMA. WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME?

[11:27:29 PM] hermit gal: http://i.imgur.com/Owoeyzil.jpg
[11:28:16 PM] Luigi is Number 3: Hey Kimmy.
[11:28:22 PM] Luigi is Number 3: He's a little teapot.
[11:28:48 PM] hermit gal: don't make me come over there :V
[11:28:54 PM] Luigi is Number 3: Just don't get him steamed up.
[11:28:59 PM] Luigi is Number 3: because then he'll be dead.

[2:27:41 AM] hermit gal: why aren't you asleep already
[2:27:50 AM] Luigi is Number 3: because I napped earlier.
[2:28:26 AM] hermit gal: naps are illegal now
[2:28:31 AM] hermit gal: you CRIMINAL
[2:29:55 AM] Luigi is Number 3: well, I napped before that was a law.
[2:30:01 AM] Luigi is Number 3: so I'm good.
[2:30:29 AM] hermit gal: criiiminaaaal
[2:30:36 AM | Edited 2:30:38 AM] Luigi is Number 3: (totally going to open up a Sleepeasy now)

Since when did Norman teach lamaze?
[10:23:08 PM] Luigi is Number 3: "ONE TWO BREATHE, YOU'RE DONE."
[10:23:12 PM] Luigi is Number 3: "NEXT!"
[10:23:27 PM] Luigi is Number 3: "YOU AREN'T PUSHING HARD ENOUGH."
[10:23:32 PM] Luigi is Number 3: "DON'T MAKE ME PUSH FOR YOU."
[10:23:39 PM] Luigi is Number 3: he grabs their head.
[10:23:41 PM] Luigi is Number 3: screams.
[10:23:45 PM] Luigi is Number 3: and the baby pops out.

[10:25:00 PM] Luigi is Number 3: This is some JoJo shit.

Since when did Norman teach lamaze?
[10:23:08 PM] Luigi is Number 3: "ONE TWO BREATHE, YOU'RE DONE."
[10:23:12 PM] Luigi is Number 3: "NEXT!"
[10:23:27 PM] Luigi is Number 3: "YOU AREN'T PUSHING HARD ENOUGH."
[10:23:32 PM] Luigi is Number 3: "DON'T MAKE ME PUSH FOR YOU."
[10:23:39 PM] Luigi is Number 3: he grabs their head.
[10:23:41 PM] Luigi is Number 3: screams.
[10:23:45 PM] Luigi is Number 3: and the baby pops out.

[10:25:00 PM] Luigi is Number 3: This is some JoJo shit.

[11:42:49 PM] The Big Cheese: also
[11:43:03 PM] The Big Cheese: arguing star wars lack of realism is like peeing in the ocean
[11:43:26 PM] Cafall: doesn't that make sharks swim up your
[11:43:42 PM] The Big Cheese: wiener, yes

[5:47:27 AM] Yeili: lkjok AT MEF
[5:47:35 AM] Yeili: I LWIL NEVER PASS FOR A BPERFECT BRIDGE
[5:47:39 AM] Yeili: OR A DPERFECT DKLAUGHTER
[5:47:42 AM] Yeili: CAN IT BWE
[5:47:48 AM] Yeili: I:MI NOT MPEANT TO PLEKAYU THIS PALRT
[5:47:50 AM] Yeili: NOWE OISE
[5:48:00 AM] Yeili: TH AT IWOKIF I WERWE TURLY TO BE MYESLRSDF
[5:48:11 AM] Yeili: I WOULD PLBREAK MYH FAIMLY"l" LS BHEART
[5:48:18 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: whooooo is that giiiirl i seeeeeee
[5:48:18 AM] Yeili: WOHBNIF IS TAHT GILR I SEE
[5:48:21 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: starrriiing straight
[5:48:22 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: back at me
[5:48:25 AM] Yeili: STARGIN STARAIHGH
[5:48:26 AM] Yeili: BAKC I:AT :ME
[5:48:34 AM] Yeili: WHY SIKFS MY FLEREVCION SOMEHWEH I
[5:48:42 AM] Yeili: ODN"OT KNOWH
[5:48:42 AM] Yeili: SONEWHOW
[5:48:47 AM] Yeili: I XANONOOO HIDH
[5:48:51 AM] Yeili: HWOHO IK AM
[5:48:56 AM] Yeili: THOUJGHO I'VE TIERDS
[5:49:09 AM] Yeili: WHEYA JMJUSMT THERE BA E A SECRET MADE
[5:49:14 AM] Yeili: PI"M FORCEDS
[5:49:16 AM] Yeili: TO HDIEW
[5:49:54 AM] Yeili: I WOHNT" BPRETN D THAT I"m SOMEONE ESLE FORH ALL TIME
[5:50:07 AM] Yeili: TTTWHEN WILL LMY RELECCCHTIn HWO
[5:50:10 AM] Yeili: WHOS KIAM
[5:50:18 AM] Yeili: INSDHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[5:52:12 AM] Yeili: atasghiu monomiya ichigo sadgghhkilop;kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

space.sloth
‎10‎:‎32‎ ‎PM I'm looking at colored contacts right now

me
‎10‎:‎32‎ ‎PM You should get yellow ones.

space.sloth
‎10‎:‎33‎ ‎PM Why yellow?

me
‎10‎:‎33‎ ‎PM Or don't, because no one liked Hayden Christiansen as Anakin.

space.sloth
‎10‎:‎33‎ ‎PM Haha
I'm looking at "bionic" contacts
Makes me look like a cyborg

me
‎10‎:‎33‎ ‎PM I
‎10‎:‎34‎ ‎PM I'm fairly certain bionic is not a color.
I mean maybe I skipped that day of Kindergarten, but...

space.sloth
‎11‎:‎36‎ ‎PM You can't science without pants

that's not how science works

[5:50:10 AM] Yeili: WHOS KIAM
[5:50:18 AM] Yeili: INSDHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[4:39:31 PM] smilebutt: so in this sector, so far i've found:
a drum kit
a floran bone xylophone
and now a rock organ
[4:39:37 PM] smilebutt: i appreciate the rad instruments, game
[4:40:15 PM] Luigi is Number 3: [4:39 PM] smilebutt:

<<< and now a rock organ
Two questions.
[4:40:27 PM] Luigi is Number 3: 1. If you throw it at a bird, will it be super effective?
[4:40:46 PM] smilebutt: it's... it's a keyboard
[4:40:57 PM] Luigi is Number 3: 2. If you carried out the plan in question 1, would you be...
[4:41:01 PM] Luigi is Number 3: an organ donor?
[4:41:15 PM] smilebutt: god damnit tam
[4:41:20 PM] Luigi is Number 3: :B