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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 12:36 am 
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<Amanda> one more yes


You seemed to like it too.

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 8:11 pm 
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[03:02:01] Malum: man it really bothers me when i can't date a movie's time period exactly
[03:07:48] eggoat: doesn't it take place in the south

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 8:13 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:01 pm 
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Don't worry Malum.

I often lament the fact that I can't date the 60's either.

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:03 pm 
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I want to date the '80's.

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:11 pm 
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1836 was a daisies fine year

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 7:20 pm 
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[01:18:46] Hot, b ambitious: masturbate more
[01:18:58] Hot, b ambitious: or less
[01:19:01] Hot, b ambitious: whichever
[01:19:05] Kumaton: i've tried but i have trouble focusing

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:56 pm 
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Marcato's Friend: I just wanted you to pass on a smooch for me.
Marcato's Friend: Just say "this is from Anon" and plant her one.
Marcato: I can't. I'm allergic.
Marcato's Friend: You're allergic to girls? That explains some things.
Marcato: I haven't gotten my cootie shot.
Marcato's Friend: Dude, it's like chicken pox. You have to just get them first.
Marcato: It would be a violation of my lips' privacy.
Marcato's Friend: Have you ever facebattled a girl?
Marcato: I facebattled a girl, and I liked it. The taste of her cherry Chapstick.
Marcato's Friend: Oh my~
Marcato: Why don't YOU facebattle her?
Marcato's Friend: Because I'm three thousand miles away.
Marcato: Snogging is non-transferable, you know.
Marcato's Friend: Not true.
Marcato's Friend: They are non-refundable.
Marcato: It's not happening. I'm not going to mack on your girlfriend.
Marcato's Friend: Man caaarrrrd. Still revoked.
Marcato: Dude, you're gonna have to wait in line for my man card.
Marcato's Friend: You're the one waiting in line for it. You still have to earn it back.
Marcato: I know, but I don't even know who has it anymore. It's like if you wake up and you're suddenly missing your appendix. You learn to live without it.

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 12:18 am 
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[12:14:35 AM] Luigi is Number 3: We have a dealership nearby.
[12:14:43 AM] Luigi is Number 3: and their commercial is on right now.
[12:15:06 AM] Luigi is Number 3: "Give me a nickle, and you can have my pickle (deal)!"
[12:15:13 AM] bitchpants: uh
[12:15:16 AM] Luigi is Number 3: That's a lawsuit.
[12:15:41 AM | Edited 12:15:44 AM] Luigi is Number 3: his dealership is like "Pickle Cars"
[12:15:41 AM] hermit gal: local commercials are always so weird
[12:15:54 AM] Luigi is Number 3: and he's in a pickle suit.
[12:16:01 AM] bitchpants: pffft
[12:16:05 AM] Luigi is Number 3: and saying that if you have a nickle, that's a downpayment.
[12:16:08 AM] Luigi is Number 3: but still.
[12:16:18 AM] Luigi is Number 3: "give me a nickle, and you can have my pickle"
[12:16:20 AM] hermit gal: fuck that
[12:16:27 AM] Luigi is Number 3: You want the P.
[12:16:30 AM] hermit gal: if i give him a nickle i want his suit
[12:16:44 AM] Luigi is Number 3: It's a crappy suit.
[12:17:01 AM] hermit gal: it is clearly false advertising if i do not get my pickle
[12:17:03 AM] Luigi is Number 3: he looks like a wrinkled dildo.
[12:17:10 AM] bitchpants: hot

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2013 4:40 pm 
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i have out of context skype quotes from people who aren't kamak, too

like this gem from a friend of mine that i'm sure we can all relate to

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[4:30:43 PM] ∆: like woah this party is pretty thumpin, you think to yourself, then macklemore busts down the door and drags a dead coyote inside and you're like "well fuck"

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 9:58 am 
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me talking about world of warcraft:
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[10:52:20 AM | Edited 10:52:29 AM] Bretinacs: shit I think the first two expansions are free now???
[10:53:29 AM] Bretinacs: man
[10:53:44 AM] Bretinacs: I am really debating getting a 60 day pass
[10:53:56 AM] Hot, b ambitious: y
[10:54:06 AM] Bretinacs: BEcause
[10:54:07 AM] Yeili: oh i see

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 9:25 pm 
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[7:21:44 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: watching two best friends play deadly premonition
[7:21:48 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: the graphics in this game are so
[7:21:49 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: bad
[7:22:01 PM] Bees?: I
[7:22:04 PM] Bees?: I read that as
[7:22:09 PM] Bees?: deadly penetration

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[8:18:42 AM] Joh Terraem: Cori, I've always found your encyclopedic knowledge of dicks to be quite charming and repulsive at the same time


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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 7:06 pm 
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No one's posted in here for three days so I don't care if I'm double posting.

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[5:01:44 PM] Bees?: Hi Bretinacs, I'd like to add you as a contact. Bees?


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[5:02:40 PM] *** Bretinacs has shared contact details with Bees? ***

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 6:37 am 
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19.) Do not double-post. Edit your post if you have something you wish to add. If your last post was 24-hours old, though, you will not get in trouble for posting again.
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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Sat Aug 17, 2013 11:49 pm 
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[9:45:13 PM] Cori: is 2013 a bad year to make an all your base joke, or is it funny again?
[9:45:14 PM] Bretinacs: okay
[9:45:41 PM] Bretinacs: cori all your base was funny for like
[9:45:45 PM] Bretinacs: 5 minutes
[9:45:52 PM] Cori: so were you, vealin
[9:45:55 PM] Cori: yet here we are

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