AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[6:50:02 PM] Catbread: So I hear you eat children
[6:50:06 PM] Catbread: how much to hire you
[6:50:09 PM] Catbread: or is that all in the past now
[11:00:05 PM] Luigi is Number 3: I've hung up the child sized spoon.
[11:00:18 PM] Catbread: gosh darn it
[11:00:28 PM] Catbread: now what am I supposed to do with all these extraneous children
[11:00:33 PM] Luigi is Number 3: Maybe I'll come out of retirement in the future.
[11:00:40 PM] Luigi is Number 3: When children overrun the government.
[11:00:47 PM] Catbread: I'll look forward to it
[11:01:10 PM] Luigi is Number 3: IN A WORLD, WHERE PRETEENS ARE IN CONTROL
[11:01:35 PM] Luigi is Number 3: ONE MAN ALONE HAS THE "GUTS" TO DO WHAT'S NEEDED.
[11:03:03 PM] Luigi is Number 3: THIS FALL, LOOK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CEREAL BOX FOR:

INDIGESTION DAY
[11:03:16 PM | Edited 11:03:22 PM] Catbread: oh my fucking god

[11:38:58 PM] Rawbutt the Wonderchad: Back in my day, when I wanted to hang out with older men, I had to walk uphill both ways sucking their cocks.

[11:38:30 PM] master mope: through the snow?
[11:38:39 PM] Luigi is Number 3: oh, there was plenty of white stuff.
[11:38:42 PM] Luigi is Number 3: it wasn't snow though.
[11:38:44 PM] smilebutt: someone's got stuff on their mind
[11:39:00 PM] Luigi is Number 3: nah, mostly on my face.
[11:39:03 PM] bitchpants: you're right
it's me
[11:39:11 PM] smilebutt: well then
[11:39:29 PM] Luigi is Number 3: Jess, stop trying to make everything about Vee all the time.
[11:39:39 PM] Luigi is Number 3: Just ladybone her and move on.
[11:39:39 PM] smilebutt: excuse me
[11:39:40 PM] smilebutt: mich is special
[11:39:44 PM] smilebutt: unlike you

[1:42:49 AM] hermit gal: http://i.imgur.com/w1w17gE.png
[1:43:57 AM] Luigi is Number 3: All I can think is that Hitler looks like drake bell.
[1:44:04 AM] Luigi is Number 3: Hitler and Josh
[1:44:19 AM] smilebutt: ... shit
[1:44:26 AM] smilebutt: he kind of does
[1:44:34 AM] Luigi is Number 3: "HUG ME FURHER!"

[00:35:11] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: also yeili if you ever learn to drive
[00:35:16] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: don't be afraid of crashing
[00:35:19] Yeili: not this again

[7/22/2013 10:31:56 PM] Game Angel:
[Monday, July 22, 2013 10:30 PM] Mr.Mander: greetings fellow young and wild teenagers, shall we consume an alcohol
haha yes lets us blaze the four twenties
[7/22/2013 10:31:57 PM] Yeili: hello adult children, would you like to engage in the toking and smoking?
ha ha four hundred twenty
[7/22/2013 10:31:58 PM] Coriserai: and some brands have ingredients that are toxic
[7/22/2013 10:33:04 PM] Coriserai: anyway it pisses me off that for some reason these people think the no smoking policy doesn't apply to e-cigs
[7/22/2013 10:33:09 PM] Coriserai: I might file a complaint
[7/22/2013 10:33:14 PM] Coriserai: to the school
[7/22/2013 10:33:16 PM] Mr.Mander: Yes let's 9-score ignite it, I have procured an entire marijuana for our consumption
[7/22/2013 10:34:07 PM] Chopstix: now i dont even know what 9 score is refrencing
[7/22/2013 10:34:26 PM] Mr.Mander: 1 score is 20, so 9 score is 420
[7/22/2013 10:34:28 PM] egoat: 9 score and 7 years ago
[7/22/2013 10:34:29 PM] Yeili: wouldn't it be 21 score in this case
[7/22/2013 10:34:33 PM] egoat: our forefathers blazed it
[7/22/2013 10:34:42 PM] Mr.Mander: wait
[7/22/2013 10:34:46 PM] Mr.Mander: god fucking daisies my math
[7/22/2013 10:34:50 PM] Chopstix: whoa smart joke
[7/22/2013 10:34:57 PM] Mr.Mander: how did I ever think that was right

[11:27:27 PM] Stranaton: snorting alcohol
injecting crack
[11:28:09 PM] Lolita: yes friends let us blaze the 420s
[11:28:24 PM] Mr.Mander: WE SHALL IGNITE IT
[11:28:28 PM] Mr.Mander: 19 SCORE STYLE
[11:30:17 PM] Yeili: you mean 21 score style
[11:30:19 PM] Palum: you dont snort crack stran
[11:30:29 PM] Mr.Mander: no
[11:30:31 PM] Mr.Mander: fuck
[11:30:34 PM] Mr.Mander: GOD daisies IT
[11:30:35 PM] Yeili: mander how can you make the same mistake twice
[11:30:36 PM] Stranaton: you don't inject alcohol either
[11:30:38 PM] *** Mr.Mander has left ***
[11:30:57 PM] *** Yeili has changed the conversation topic to "slam dunk" ***

[10:48:38 PM] Mister Mander: Yeili provides expert knowledge of anime upon summoning
[10:48:42 PM] Yeili: um excuse you cardcaptor sakura has some gr8 morals as well as a wonderful soundtrack by the renowned negishi takayuki

[11:50:10 PM] Lunatic: yeah smoke weed 240 plaze if maggot
[11:50:27 PM] Mister Mander: its my chance
[11:50:30 PM] Mister Mander: nows my moment
[11:50:34 PM] Mister Mander: time to shine, mander
[11:50:41 PM] Mister Mander: 21 SCORE BLAZE IT

[5:03:38 AM] egoat: ron perlman is in hellboy???
[5:03:45 AM] Malum: ron perlman IS HELL
[5:03:46 AM] Malum: BOY
[5:04:01 AM] egoat: ok wait no
[5:04:04 AM] egoat: i was confused
[5:04:09 AM] Malum: ???
[5:04:14 AM] egoat: i confused ron perlman for the actor of ron swanson???
[5:04:21 AM] Malum: SNRK

Ninjitsi: Dis mothafucka just used parenthesis to perform an action.
Somebody: Better than yo lame-booty asterisks
Ninjitsi: facebattle my asterisk.
Somebody: Make me
Ninjitsi: Don't make me pound you.
Somebody: #
Ninjitsi: I'll stuff you full of ^
Somebody: That'll cost you a lot of $
Ninjitsi: Not if I only pay a %
Somebody: That still will = a lot of cheddar, son
Ninjitsi: Not if i - the cost.
Somebody: If you try, I'll just have to ctrl your actions
Ninjitsi: I'll just seek alt routes.
Somebody: I'll ins a knife into your face
Ninjitsi: I'll send you to your end.
Somebody: I'll delete you from existance.
Ninjitsi: I will \ your gut.
Somebody: I will set fire to your home
Ninjitsi: I will keep a tab on your whereabouts.
Somebody: You will not escape me
Ninjitsi: I will smash you through a window.
Somebody: I hope bullets enter your chest cavity
Ninjitsi: I will shift your face with my fist.
Somebody: You will end up dead & you can't stop me
Ninjitsi: I will break you.
Somebody: The police will be printing screens of your corpse because yo bitch booty gonna look so nasty they be like dayummmmm
Ninjitsi: People will ! when they find your body.
Somebody: Not after they laugh @ yours
Ninjitsi: They're going to find damage in your :.
Somebody: Slow your roll, man; are you on your period
Ninjitsi: They'll find you frozen, trapped in a numb lock.
Somebody: Will you play some chilling music to _ the mood of the murder scene?
Ninjitsi: To what ° can you stop me?
Somebody: Don't
Somebody: Fuck wait
Somebody: Don't " me on this, but you're a shit-tier murderer
Ninjitsi: You can't © my style.
Somebody: I run the style [] and yours is bad
Ninjitsi: That doesn't make any ¢
Somebody: Why don't you take your anime wall scrolls and lock them away
Ninjitsi: That kind of talk is ®
Somebody: god fuck you
Ninjitsi: XDD
Somebody: you piece of shit
Somebody: look at that
Somebody: all of it
Ninjitsi: Dat international layout.

[12:10:29 AM] <Tam> I had panda sex.