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PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:45 pm 
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Yup.

Wayne had snapped Garth's neck. My mom got two more hamsters. He killed one of them, and mortally wounded the other. I finally got rid of him, gave him to a friend. He apparently was killed by a vacuum cleaner a couple weeks later.

I liked this story. It had a killer hamstar. :) But then I acually saw that there was a KILLER HAMSTAR. Then it made me sad. :(

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Yup.


He was really cute too. Just homicidal. And apparently slightly cannibalistic


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Name the finches Zigglin Revasto and Paul

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Possible repost, but

You're my cuppycake

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Star Wars according to a 3-year-old

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My family has already recovered from our puppy "incident" Sunday.

We have found another breeder, but this time, we have decided to get a weimaraner! I have a good feeling about this!

The breeder has one weimaraner left. We are going to go see him on Sunday.

I am excite!

Here is a picture of a weimaraner puppy if you dont know what they look like. Its from the website of the breeders we expect to buy from:

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EEEEEEEEE dat pup

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Demand the pups registration papers this time before making any kind of monetary exchange.

If they refuse to hand over the papers, just RUN. Unless they specify their demands, and the demands are something a long the lines of "Proof of a fenced in yard, time to give the pup necessary attention, etc."

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These people seem much more legit than the last guy.
Instead of it being a creepy old man selling the pups, its an entire family. Also, they seem fine with us coming up to their place. The last guy kinda freaked out when we offered to drive down to him. Turns out it was because he was using a fake address.

EDIT: Also, these breeders have been featured in a national magazine of some sort and are AKC (American Kennel Club) approved.
and I dont see anything bad about them on the web. We just googled the last guy and found out about his felony charges

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That sounds pretty good. Still, most of the time you should always ask for the registration papers first. It's important information about your dog.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WOZN2Du0Ac

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Merlin I think you should open a pet store

for cats

a cat store

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