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Reubo
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WouldYouKindly wrote:
whats big, Scottish and depressing

[spoiler]Scotland[/spoiler]


pffffffffff

i lol'd

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Steve Irwin died like he lived...
[spoiler]with animals in his heart[/spoiler]

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn't find any.

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Ame no Akai wrote:
Boris and I vere having nice discussion over latest news in Crimea when suddenly his phone ring.

He pick up phone, give to me, say, it Natasha's dad. I pour us vodka and tell him Natasha's dad died heart attack when he heard Natasha prostitute in Leningrad.

Then who was phone?
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Do people who work in tavern-type places have to pass a bar exam?

I'm trying to figure out how large a holder I need for my photos, so I need a frame of reference.
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Archaeologists in Britain found part of an ancient door. It had a stone hinge on it.

I knew someone once who was a monorail enthusiast. He had a one track mind

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Kamak wrote:
Animal Crossing is the cruelest mistress of them all.

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I've found that porn stars tend to keep up with current events. Glad to see they keep abreast of the situation.
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Oh, lump you, Chinmaster. Every time I think I have a good joke, you come around with a better one. Let's try...

If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous?

EDIT: Whoa! Why is it saying Chinmaster instead of DOOR master?

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Kamak wrote:
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You know that little smokey thing they use in some religious ceremonies? I knew a guy who was in charge of one. He took a vow of silence. It kind of irked me, censering yourself like that.
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What do you call the best storm cloud around?

[spoiler]The reigning champion[/spoiler]
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Your signature lies, Chinmaster.

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Vrominelli
 Post subject: Silliest thing for a gloomy WC3 character to say.
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I went in to a job interview the other day and they were all "Eww what's that smell?" and I said "Oh that's me. I'm dead." and they thought I wouldn't fit in with the other employees because I'm dead, but I said that I can work 24 hours and they said "Alright you can work the graveyard shift!"

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Why did the plane crash?
[spoiler]The pilot was a loaf of bread[/spoiler]

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Vrominelli
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That makes no sense.



You know what burns my booty? A flame about this high.

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dnR wrote:
Why did the plane crash?
[spoiler]The pilot was a loaf of bread[/spoiler]

that was so bad I didn't get it. Is that win or fail?

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