AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted, but people start ranting about bird flu again.

I wish I had some coffee

Granted, but you can only have 17 cups, no more.

I wish that I could shot web. page get.

You learn to shot web.

But you can only do it once.

You spend your whole life saving that one web shot, and for a foe that is invincible, none the less.

You have an epic sword fight, down to the last man and use your one shot web when your enemy is mortal.

You miss.

I wish for a dispenser.

Granted, but it does only dispense broken condoms.

I wish my mom didn't have to borrow my computer.

Your mom get's off your computer and a blood-crazed murder gets on, if you ask him for the computer he asks back "Sure, for all you blood."


I wish the device had been modified.

Granted, but it's modified in such a way that it tries to burn your hand off whenever you use it.

I wish people didn't abuse the "call medic" button so much.

Granted, E is now a rickroll button while anything else is a Medic Call.

I wish I could mind control.

Granted, but it only works on people called Steve.

I wish I didn't only think in stupid references.

Granted, now you think in HTML.

I wish my art was better so I could draw wacky faces.

Granted, but the only face you can think of to draw is this.

I wish I had a pony.

Granted, but you can never ride cars ever again. Have fun riding your horse everywhere!

I wish my paper was done.

Granted, but a dog eats it.

I wish somebody who owns Mario Kart Wii and internet would give me their friend code via PM so we could race. :3

Granted but every time you play you win so it gets boring after a wile.

I wish i had a infenent Kleenex box.

Granted, but they're all used kleenexes. Used by a lonely, lonely man.

I wish I had a cat that didn't hate me.

Granted. You know have a dog that hates you.

I wish my wish wouldn't get screwed up.