AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[05:56:26] Yeili: you know
[05:56:32] Yeili: death note took itself too seriously
[05:56:43] Yeili: geass at least had that one time where lulu told everyone to act like pigs
[05:57:02] Yeili: if yagami had just ordered someone to shit themselves to death i guarantee it would've been comedy of the year
[06:14:05] Cafall: prime minister dies in an autoerotic asphyxiation accident
[06:14:30] Yeili: see
[06:14:41] Yeili: if he wrote autoertoic asphyxiation then like
[06:14:46] Yeili: even if he was in the middle of work
[06:14:49] Yeili: he'd HAVE to do it
[06:15:04] Cafall: international negotiations
[06:15:15] Cafall: hang on guys i'm feeling really compelled to
[06:15:28] Yeili: to- huuuughrghhh
[06:15:45] Cafall: feerls so grrrroddd-

Galaxy Man: oh also marvel heroes is out
Galaxy Man: if you have not noticed
Buddhazilla: ah yes
Buddhazilla: gooooood
Galaxy Man: as far as i can tell
Galaxy Man: it's doom with iron man
Galaxy Man: and uh
Galaxy Man: doom
Buddhazilla: eh?
Galaxy Man: wait
Galaxy Man: no
Galaxy Man: hold on
Galaxy Man: that's
Galaxy Man: they're both ds
Galaxy Man: doom isn't the right d
Buddhazilla: the fuck are you talking about
Galaxy Man: i need another d
Galaxy Man: a different d
Galaxy Man: the d i have currently is the wrong d
Galaxy Man: diablo

[8:51:11 PM] Malum: have you seen blade runner?
[8:51:26 PM] egoat: i remember seeing parts of it
[8:51:33 PM] egoat: wasn't nicholas cage in it

[6:54:39 PM] MC: SHOOLIS WATCH OUT FOR BEES
[6:54:45 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: no
[6:54:53 PM] MC: [6:54 PM] Destiny Corrector Yeili:

<<< yeah mc you're positively rivetingThat hurts yo, I thought we were friends
[6:55:25 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: I will watch out for snakes though
[6:55:49 PM] Destiny Corrector Yeili: well at least i acknowledge your existence so you've got that going for you
buck up champ
[6:55:53 PM] Destiny Corrector Yeili: also why would there be bees
[6:56:12 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: Bees Are Everywhere
[6:56:33 PM] Angie/natalie: beeeeeeees
[6:56:41 PM] Destiny Corrector Yeili: i like how it's all capitalized too
[6:56:45 PM] Destiny Corrector Yeili: like the title of a book
[6:56:54 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: yes
[6:57:16 PM] Final Dark Goddess Mander: The reviews are in for "Bees Are Everywhere"
[6:57:30 PM] Final Dark Goddess Mander: -"A nightmarish horror. I will never sleep again."
[6:57:34 PM] MC: How can bees not be under a pool deck?
[6:57:36 PM] Amazing Honks: And they are terrifying
[6:57:38 PM] MC: its impossible
[6:57:38 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: one reviewer is quoted as saying "OH GOD THEY'RE IN MY EARS"
[6:57:40 PM] Final Dark Goddess Mander: -"OH GOD THE BEES"
[6:57:53 PM | Edited 6:58:01 PM] Final Dark Goddess Mander: Winner of over 36 "I will never stop screaming" awards
[6:58:11 PM] Destiny Corrector Yeili: -"God has come to reap the sinners. The fear consumes us all."
[6:58:17 PM] Amazing Honks: -"I get flashbacks when I look at honey nut cheerios"
[6:58:45 PM] Final Dark Goddess Mander: Spends 52 consecutive weeks on the New York Times Please Dear God Have Mercy list

[18:27:02] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: it's cute
[18:27:11] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: so cute it made me think of you actually haha

[12:57:06 AM] cheerleader: "but I poop from there!" "not anymore you don't"
[12:57:10 AM] missy mope: pffft
[12:57:22 AM] missy mope: also ii think it's "not now you don't"
[12:57:25 AM] missy mope: or something
[12:57:27 AM] cheerleader: ok
[12:57:31 AM] cheerleader: yeah I was torn
[12:57:32 AM] missy mope: "not anymore" sounds sinister
[12:57:41 AM] missy mope: like you will never poop again
[12:57:44 AM] cheerleader: it does
[12:57:47 AM] Luigi is Number 3: Are we...
[12:57:48 AM] missy mope: you poop from your belly button now
[12:57:54 AM] missy mope: i'm so sorry
[12:58:04 AM | Edited 12:58:18 AM] Luigi is Number 3: are we discussing sinister undertones of having your asshole wrecked?
[12:58:15 AM] missy mope: of the wording
[12:58:37 AM] missy mope: like "i poop out of my anus" "not... anymore /sinister cackling"
[12:58:52 AM] bitchpants: [12:57 AM] Luigi is Number 3:

<<< are we discussing sinister undertones of having your asshole wrecked?
things to quote out of context
[12:58:54 AM | Edited 12:59:05 AM] Luigi is Number 3: Oh sorry, I didn't know you had to word your demolition derby in someone's colon carefully.
[12:59:29 AM] missy mope: :u
[12:59:41 AM | Edited 12:59:50 AM] hermit gal: time to lightly shake my 3ds for a few minutes to get coins
[12:59:50 AM] missy mope: i'm still laughing over the sinister sound of "not anymore you don't"
[1:00:04 AM] Luigi is Number 3: "But I poop from there."

"Don't worry sweetie... your anus is on a farm now... frolicking with all of the other anuses people don't have anymore."
[1:00:13 AM] Luigi is Number 3: "Now, go to sleep."
[1:00:24 AM] Luigi is Number 3: "We have more work to be done in the morning."
[1:00:54 AM] Luigi is Number 3: "Will I ever see my anus again?"
[1:01:09 AM] Luigi is Number 3: "You won't have to... your anus was in your heart all along."
[1:01:58 AM] bitchpants: cryng 5evr

[4:43:17 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: zang i swear to god if you take those fuckins hoes

[8:26:13 PM] Malum: this potato wedge looks like the obsidian greatsword
[8:26:14 PM] egoat: like u ;;;)))

[12:42:12 PM] Yeili: i can't ship internationally
[12:42:20 PM] Mr.Mander: I can
[12:42:24 PM] Mr.Mander: LolixSyobon
[12:42:27 PM] Mr.Mander: tada
[12:42:31 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: snrk
[12:42:43 PM] Yeili: okay
[12:42:45 PM] Yeili: that was a good one
[12:43:15 PM] Mr.Mander: I think I've reached my comedy peak for the day with that one
[12:44:20 PM] Vealin: mander is always a barrel o laughs
[12:44:35 PM] Mr.Mander: Maybe a jug
[12:44:41 PM] Mr.Mander: I can be funny but not THAT funny
[12:45:10 PM] Yeili: well
[12:45:13 PM] Yeili: more like a glass
[12:45:17 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: pfff
[12:45:19 PM] Yeili: or a small cup
[12:45:29 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: a drop, maybe
[12:45:38 PM] Dedivax: fuuuck yes
[12:45:44 PM] Yeili: single h20 molecule
[12:45:48 PM] Mr.Mander: Yeili apparently considers herself an ocean
[12:45:49 PM] Dedivax: Ordered both of them for 33€
[12:45:50 PM] Vealin: FUUUUUUUUU I SAW EAS PRESENTATION ON PLANTS VS ZOMBIES
[12:45:54 PM] Vealin: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[12:46:10 PM] Yeili: yeah and we're in waterworld, bitch
[12:46:23 PM] Mr.Mander: daisies
[12:46:26 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: daaaamn
[12:46:38 PM] Mr.Mander: I can't compete with Kevin Costner
[12:46:44 PM] Mr.Mander: I surrender

[15:46:51] Yeili: me top you bottom

such command