AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Yes this is exactly something Garrett would do.

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised by what kind of an audience the new game is gathering.

Well at least he'd play basket ball with you.

You remember when a bunch of girls were creaming their pants over the boston bomber? I'm not surprised, really...disapointed...but not surprised...

And then die out in the wilderness because most people don't have the first clue on how to live in nature.

You'd think that book/movie "Into the Wild" would convey that bit of knowledge but instead it inspires even more people to do exactly what killed the person it's about.

Honestly? That's not as bad as everyone is making it out to be. It's just saying to follow your dreams, and that people who don't support you aren't worth being around. It just uses a silly example, being a dragon slayer.

Dr.Prof.MadicanTheUnfunBuzzKillThatHatesSmiles

But it's a part of the plot of FUCKING DON QUIXOTE.
And also about a silly nerd man bodaciously abandoning everything to be Ultimate Cosplayer. You can follow your dreams without alienating the ones you love and escaping into the wilderness.

We need a mod to change his username

I like books where you can learn real survival advice like The Girl her Loved Tom Gordon.

Into the wild is more like don't eat potato seeds you stupid fucking fuck fuck fuck. TOXIC.

into the wild's moral is that if you don't bother to try and hike a few miles down a river to cross it when you're in total isolation, you're gonna die

Ho chizz, I loved that book! I wouldn't want to be lost in the woods but thanks to Stephen King, I'd be confident in my ability to last long enough to go insane.

The only wilderness book I ever read was "The Hatchet"