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Kamak · **Posted:** Wed May 08, 2013 8:42 pm

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[8:39:01 PM] bitchpants: which gay friend am i
[8:39:19 PM] missy mope: sassy gay friend
[8:39:27 PM] Luigi is Number 3: You're the quiet one that silently undresses people in your mind.
[8:39:33 PM] bitchpants: spot-on, tam
[8:39:36 PM] Luigi is Number 3: occasionally you lick your lips.
[8:39:47 PM] Luigi is Number 3: that's their only cue as to what's going on.
[8:39:53 PM] Luigi is Number 3: now, aren't your lips
[8:39:55 PM] Luigi is Number 3: dry?
[8:39:56 PM] bitchpants: you know me so well

Lolita · **Posted:** Thu May 09, 2013 10:50 am

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Sun Ray Goddess Lolita twerks up in your face
[11:48:42 AM] Fresh Great Handsome Oppressor: oh my goooooooooooooooooooood

Shoolis · **Posted:** Thu May 09, 2013 12:28 pm

They're twerking him! And then they're gonna twerk me! Oh my Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodddddd

Shoolis · **Posted:** Thu May 09, 2013 8:24 pm

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electronic-goat: guys what would be a good name for a prison dating sim
Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: drop the soap
electronic-goat: ehhhh
Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: dangan ronpa
Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: goddammit shoolis
electronic-goat: pffffff
Angie/natalie: accurate

Exeres · **Posted:** Fri May 10, 2013 10:07 pm

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Runic Requirement: I opened a restaurant in Reno just to watch them dine
Exeres: I joined the Reno police department just to watch them fine
Runic Requirement: I left the town of Reno, went straight into the sky
Exeres: I asked a man about his junk, just to watch him lie
Runic Requirement: I heard a lecture from Carl Sagan, oh man that guy
Runic Requirement: I went to a wake in Reno just to watch them cry
Exeres: I threw a man off a Reno skyscraper just to watch him fly

Yeili · **Posted:** Mon May 13, 2013 6:40 am

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[7:26:39 AM] Dedivax: How long is a day exactly
[7:26:53 AM] Yeili: well
[7:27:01 AM] Defenestrator 2.0: 24 hours
[7:27:17 AM] Yeili: 1440 minutes
[7:27:29 AM] Yeili: 86,400 seconds
[7:27:37 AM] Yeili: one rotation of the earth
[7:27:57 AM] Yeili: one 1/365th of a year
[7:28:10 AM] Defenestrator 2.0: 86,400,000 milliseconds
[7:28:43 AM] Yeili: 86,400,000,000,000 nanoseconds
[7:28:55 AM] Dedivax: you can stop now
[7:29:08 AM] Yeili: ...why
[7:29:10 AM] Yeili: because you don't
[7:29:11 AM] Yeili: have
[7:29:12 AM] Yeili: all day
[7:29:24 AM | Edited 7:29:29 AM] Defenestrator 2.0: YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[7:29:27 AM] Yeili: JOKE OF THE CENTURY
[7:29:27 AM] Dedivax: Yeili I swear to god

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

Jesus

ZenithOfChaos · **Posted:** Mon May 13, 2013 10:59 pm

I thought they'd break into song ending with 'six cups of coffee'.

Kamak · **Posted:** Tue May 14, 2013 9:36 am

Me and my friends are ridiculous.

banter was Skyping during class WHICH IS BAD AND SHOULD NOT HAPPEN. So naturally we decided to fuck with them and tried to make them laugh.

This turned into a discussion that culminated in this:

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[9:30:16 AM] missy mope: YOU CANNOT GET ME IN TROUBLE
YOUR BUTT-SPELLS ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH
[9:30:25 AM] missy mope: TRAIN YOUR ASSFU AND RETURN TO ME LATER
[9:30:32 AM] missy mope: MAYBE THEN... YOU WILL BE A WORTHY FOE
[9:30:37 AM] Luigi is Number 3: If they're not strong enough, why are you spending eternity in my asshole?

banter · **Joined:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 11:22 pm **Posts:** 121

i humbly present my second expose on the dark true personality of respected AZ user "Kamak," alias "Tam" or "Goatmom." I will provide the following without further commentary:

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[9:22:40 AM] Goatmom: JOKES ON YOU, MY BUTTWOMB IS INERT.

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[9:23:50 AM] Goatmom: YOUR COCK IS TRAPPED WITHIN THE COLON REALM FOR NO LESS THAN 3 TURNS.

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[9:24:44 AM] Goatmom: BUT NOW I SUMMON BUTT GOBLINS IN REVERSE MODE.

i responded the only way i know how

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[9:36:14 AM] Me: from within your colon realm i cast a plague of gerbils upon your booty

Terraem · **Posted:** Tue May 14, 2013 12:02 pm

Wait, if Kamak is Goatmom, what does that say about eGoat?

electronic goat · **Joined:** Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:36 pm **Posts:** 2218

Terraem wrote:

Wait, if Kamak is Goatmom, what does that say about eGoat?

i'm
goatdad i guess????

alt: kamak is my mother????????????

Operation Awesome · **Posted:** Tue May 14, 2013 11:56 pm

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Avengifier: hahahhhahaha
Avengifier: bubblah bubblah bubblah
Chumpersonable: weh weh
Chumpersonable: what do YOU call it? a "drinking fountain"?
Avengifier: heee heheehe~
Chumpersonable: that's silly
Chumpersonable: you can't drink from a fountain
Avengifier: water fountain or drinking fountain
Chumpersonable: but
Chumpersonable: see
Chumpersonable: water fountains are ALREADY THINGS
Chumpersonable: namely
Chumpersonable: FOUNTAINS

vealin99 · **Posted:** Wed May 15, 2013 6:40 pm

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[7:32:38 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: hhhhhh who is that character
[7:32:47 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: the dog looks like an animal crossing animal
[7:33:13 PM] Vealin "Pen-Pen" penguin: (pssssssst)
[7:33:16 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: what
[7:33:22 PM] Vealin "Pen-Pen" penguin: (it's MLP)
[7:33:27 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: gROSS

the image in question

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Wed May 15, 2013 9:53 pm

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[10:51:50 PM] Malum: dick
[10:51:58 PM] Malum: the d
[10:52:06 PM] The Willow Witch: one d to rule them all

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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