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Stranaton · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 10:49 pm

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[11:42:01 PM] Cori: I'm corny
[11:42:11 PM] Strange-a-ton: Corni
[11:42:18 PM] Cori: dgdcgdf

Kamak · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:16 pm

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[11:07:57 PM] Luigi is Number 3: Insert data into your rectum.
[11:07:59 PM] bitchpants: yes
[11:08:02 PM] Luigi is Number 3: and process it out of your mouth.
[11:08:14 PM] Luigi is Number 3: That is how scientists do it.
[11:08:23 PM] bitchpants: that's real science
[11:09:07 PM] Luigi is Number 3: There is so much anal in science.
[11:09:11 PM] Luigi is Number 3: You don't even know.

All from a misinterpretation of analysis being shortened to "anal".

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[11:09:35 PM] missy mope: "is this data statistically significant?" "don't know; let's buttfuck"

This is Banter, everyone.

banter · **Joined:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 11:22 pm **Posts:** 121

shhhh kamak you've blown my cover

i hope you didn't think i'd be ashamed
daisies right i wrote that quote

Kamak · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:37 pm

No, I just wanted AZ to SILENTLY JUDGE YOU.

And to see if you noticed.

Besides, you need cred if you're going to be on AZ, and so far, you haven't curbstomped a member or been shipped by Marcato, so this is the next best thing.

banter · **Joined:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 11:22 pm **Posts:** 121

i already have an authentic kamak quote in my signature man that shit is gonna get me so many groupies

wait, daisies, you're my internet mom, does that invalidate all that mad cred i'm getting? shit.

Kamak · **Posted:** Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:25 am

It's okay, honey. Now pick up your teddy bear and get ready for bedtime.

Also:

about dreams wrote:

[12:17:14 AM] Luigi is Number 3: It means you covet your mother and have penis envy.
[12:17:16 AM] missy mope: nothing new there
[12:17:24 AM] missy mope: BAD TIMING
[12:17:25 AM] missy mope: fuck

banter · **Joined:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 11:22 pm **Posts:** 121

mom stop embarrassing me

worst internet mother ever

still not as bad as your "almost as big as my dick" moment though so we can call it even. for now.

Kamak · **Posted:** Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:30 am

THAT WAS ONE TIME.

Besides, you admitted to penis envy.

NOW THE WORLD KNOWS.

banter · **Joined:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 11:22 pm **Posts:** 121

don't get your fat goat ego built up
penis envy doesn't mean i envy your penis specifically

i am a person of ambition
i dream big

DarkSurfer · **Posted:** Sat Apr 13, 2013 6:23 pm

me and starseed discuss me seeing an ice cream truck like rational adults that we are

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[7:11:09 PM] The Big Cheese:icefkas;f
[7:11:10 PM] The Big Cheese: ice
[7:11:13 PM] The Big Cheese: ICEAM
[7:11:17 PM] The Big Cheese: ICE CREAM TRUCKY
[7:11:22 PM] The Big Cheese: ANDY I CE CREAM TRUCK
[7:11:28 PM] The Big Cheese: SHIT H HAVE NO CAHS
[7:11:39 PM] The Big Cheese: THE UNIVERSE CONSPIRES AGAINST ME
[7:11:49 PM] Puddin: OH MY GUFCKING GOD YOU SHIT I HAVENT SEEN AN ICE CREAM TRUCK IN YEARS AND I WOULD LOSE MY SHIT IF I SAW ONE AND I ACTUALLY HAVE CHANGE FOR ONCE TOO
[7:11:57 PM] Puddin: WHY ARENT I LIVING WITH YOU EW BOULCD BYU IOCE REAM TOGETHER FUCK1!!!!!
[7:12:03 PM] The Big Cheese: LIVE WITH ME
[7:12:08 PM] The Big Cheese: LIVE WITH ME NOW HE IS OUTSIDE
[7:12:10 PM] The Big Cheese: AND HE IS
[7:12:11 PM] Puddin: I WILL GODDMNIYYT
[7:12:12 PM] The Big Cheese: MEXICAN!!!
[7:12:16 PM] The Big Cheese: NO
[7:12:18 PM] Puddin: OOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
[7:12:19 PM] The Big Cheese: YES HE IS
[7:12:35 PM] The Big Cheese: HE HAS A MUSTACHE AND IS GONE NOW HE HAS CIRCLED PAST OUT HOUSE
[7:12:36 PM] The Big Cheese: AND
[7:12:42 PM] The Big Cheese: SOME CHILDREN ARE WAITING FOR HIM
[7:12:49 PM] The Big Cheese: HOW DARE THEY
[7:12:51 PM] The Big Cheese: MOCK ME WILL YOU
[7:12:58 PM] Puddin: GO OUT AND BEAT THEM UP FOR THEIR ICE-CREAM TRUCK cheddar
[7:13:11 PM] The Big Cheese: ITS TOO LATE THE BLOOD cheddar HAS BEEN EXCHANGED
[7:13:46 PM] The Big Cheese: ugh
[7:13:48 PM] The Big Cheese: let me tell you
[7:13:49 PM] The Big Cheese: just
[7:13:51 PM] The Big Cheese: ugh
[7:13:58 PM] The Big Cheese: if you were here we could jump him
[7:14:09 PM] The Big Cheese: i'd distract him and you'd use your latching powers
[7:14:16 PM] Puddin: yes
[7:14:30 PM] The Big Cheese: im not sure where wed go fro mthere
[7:14:35 PM] The Big Cheese: id porbably scream a lot
[7:14:37 PM] The Big Cheese: and youd use like
[7:14:44 PM] The Big Cheese: a canadian can opener or something

MrPotatoMan · **Posted:** Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:19 pm

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11:08 PM - Grim: The only major fandom I dont know much about is the Homestuck fandom
11:08 PM - Taterdude: Oh god
11:08 PM - Taterdude: I've seen the surface of them
11:09 PM - Grim: But even though its community is HUGE, I dont know the first thing about homestuck, what its about, what the fans do
11:09 PM - Grim: All I know is its fandom is massive, the comics start off slow but get really good
11:09 PM - Grim: Its the birthday of the comic today
11:09 PM - Grim: And thats about it
11:10 PM - Taterdude: There's a meme
11:10 PM - Taterdude: "Let me tell you about Homestuck"
11:10 PM - Taterdude: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu8fb ... o2_250.png
11:10 PM - Grim: I havent seen much of that
11:10 PM - Grim: Oh dear
11:10 PM - Taterdude: BASICALLY
11:11 PM - Taterdude: Quirky picture (Usually animated with 2-3 frames) then about a bible's page worth of text related to the picture
11:12 PM - Taterdude: That's basically it..

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK, CAUSE I BARELY KNOW ANYTHING MYSELF.

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11:15 PM - Grim: From this in short
11:15 PM - Grim: Its a fandom
11:15 PM - Grim: Based on comics
11:15 PM - Grim: Who enjoy confusing people

After reading up on it.

vealin99 · **Posted:** Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:38 pm

Lolita · **Posted:** Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:39 pm

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[4/15/13 7:33:40 PM] Yeili: i'll plunder your butt

hotb · **Posted:** Tue Apr 16, 2013 6:49 pm

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[00:39:55] Yeili: loli
[00:39:59] Yeili: i was thinking about you last night

DarkSurfer · **Posted:** Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:22 pm

yes
yes

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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