AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[3/5/2013 7:42:45 PM] disco inferno: THERE IS AN UNDEAD BEAR
[3/5/2013 7:42:47 PM] disco inferno: CHASING ME
[3/5/2013 7:42:48 PM] disco inferno: IM
[3/5/2013 7:42:59 PM] disco inferno: UNDEAD HORKER???
[3/5/2013 7:43:00 PM] disco inferno: IM
[3/5/2013 7:43:04 PM] disco inferno: FUCK
[3/5/2013 7:43:33 PM] disco inferno: NOW THERE ARE GOATS GIVING ME DIRTY LOOKS
[3/5/2013 7:43:36 PM] disco inferno: I SWEAR TO GOD
[3/5/2013 7:45:43 PM] Azura's Bitch: mich u ok
[3/5/2013 7:46:40 PM] disco inferno: no

[3/5/2013 8:00:01 PM] disco inferno: if you guys could fucking see my game
[3/5/2013 8:00:07 PM] disco inferno: hell has bodaciously broken loose
[3/5/2013 8:00:17 PM] disco inferno: there is fire and lightning from the skies
[3/5/2013 8:00:20 PM] disco inferno: three different dragons
[3/5/2013 8:00:37 PM] disco inferno: and a bunch of mages shooting shit at them
yelling everywhere
[3/5/2013 8:01:50 PM] Azura's Bitch: should i murder everyone in goldenglow

i feel like murdering everyone in goldenglow
[3/5/2013 8:02:09 PM] disco inferno: doit
[3/5/2013 8:02:28 PM] Azura's Bitch: it's not like there;s much of a penalty

honestly you can murder more people in the thieves guild line than the dark brotherhood's
[3/5/2013 8:02:47 PM] disco inferno: MORE DRAGONS
[3/5/2013 8:08:12 PM] disco inferno: i diD IT
[3/5/2013 8:08:20 PM] disco inferno: I KILLED ALL THE DRAGMS

[6:12:31 PM] Yeili: there i just solved it loli
[6:12:39 PM] Yeili: now you can go do things that matter
[6:12:42 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: detective yeili
[6:12:44 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: on the case
[6:13:00 PM] Mr.Mander: Has Loli ever done a thing that mattered
[6:13:04 PM] Mr.Mander: have any of us
[6:13:09 PM] Yeili: she watched anime i like
[6:13:11 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: yes and yes
[6:13:20 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: I matter a lot
[6:13:22 PM] Mr.Mander: Oh right the anime
[6:13:24 PM] Mr.Mander: of course
[6:13:24 PM] Yeili: so...
[6:13:32 PM] Yeili: she...did...you...
[6:13:39 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: wh
[6:13:41 PM] Lolita: what
[6:13:41 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: oh my god
[6:13:43 PM] Lolita: n
[6:13:43 PM] Lolita: no
[6:13:45 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: pfffffff
[6:13:49 PM] Lolita: i
[6:13:49 PM] Mr.Mander: hahaha

[11:33:33 PM] smilebutt: tam we know you're a goat but you're still sentient
[11:33:56 PM] Luigi is Number 3: I don't see you pooping exploding suns.

[5:48:13 PM] Joh Terraem: Goat, the universe is conspiring against you
[5:48:27 PM] Joh Terraem: it's also your own fault for not just listening to the soundtrack
[5:48:31 PM] Yeili: i don't know about the universe, but i certainly am
[5:48:51 PM] egoat:
[5:48:57 PM] Yeili: buck up champ
[5:48:58 PM] Lolita: lol
[5:49:34 PM] Computer Devil Malum:
my throat hurts
[5:50:02 PM] Joh Terraem: eat some honey
[5:50:05 PM] egoat: are you drinking water and stuff
[5:50:10 PM] egoat: that sounds like awful advice
[5:50:12 PM] Joh Terraem: Yeili, you are a cruel mistress
[5:50:27 PM] Yeili: i recommend eating a live hedgehog
[5:50:33 PM] Yeili: wait goddammit
[5:50:45 PM] Lolita: you mean porcupine
[5:50:49 PM] egoat: "sweet dreams are made of this" started playing and oh man why isn't this the official soundtrack
[5:51:07 PM] Yeili: uhhh, no
[5:51:13 PM] Yeili: a hedgehog would go down easier
[5:51:24 PM] Yeili: i mean just look at how big porcupines are
[5:51:41 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: a sea urchin is pretty small
[5:51:49 PM] Lolita: man we're all assholes

[5:58:47 PM] George: oooh ill have a mosey over there now loli
[5:58:51 PM] George: hey joh
[5:59:51 PM] George: good so far
[6:00:21 PM] George: i remember trying to set my own clock and failing
[6:00:39 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: g-george
[6:00:43 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: how do you fail at setting a clock
[6:00:46 PM] George: um
[6:00:52 PM | Edited 6:00:55 PM] George: i only learnt how to tell the time a few weeks ago
[6:01:00 PM] Yeili: ...what.
[6:01:01 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: i
[6:01:02 PM] George: when i got a watch for christmas and finally opened it lol
[6:01:04 PM] Yeili: no.
[6:01:06 PM] police insuIter egoat: um
[6:01:07 PM] Yeili: nobody say anything.
[6:01:08 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: that's
[6:01:13 PM] Yeili: just bask in this.
[6:01:25 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: i can't even

[6:09:58 PM] Dedivax: Did I tell you about how this afternoon I accidentally got pony porn on my friend's history?
[6:09:59 PM] Joh Terraem: "accidentally"
[6:10:00 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: SHOULDA GONE OFFLINE EARLIER
[6:10:00 PM] Dedivax: Because I accidentally got pony porn on my friend's history this afternoon

[6:12:23 PM] Dedivax: I got on google images and searched for "Lyra fucktoy", because that's how I'm going to remember it for the rest of my life
[6:12:39 PM] Dedivax: And you can probably guess what we found
[6:13:02 PM] Joh Terraem: I'm very curious about how you possibly could've thought that the things you'd find would be tame

[8:39:10 PM] Vealin: did you know platypuses commit date rape
[8:39:23 PM] The Big Cheese: why would we need to know that
[8:39:25 PM] Yeili: did you know that is really fucking creepy and i don't know why you would mention that
[8:39:39 PM] Vealin: my bioteacher said that
[8:39:50 PM] Vealin: they have poisen in their claws
[8:39:52 PM] Yeili: your biology teacher is probably a psychopath
[8:39:52 PM] The Big Cheese: what does your bioteacher do with his life
[8:39:54 PM] Vealin: or some shit
[8:39:57 PM] Mr.Mander: My bioteacher tellsme cool things like how to dissolve, dehydrate, and rehydrate an egg
[8:40:12 PM] Computer Devil Malum: dolphins rape people
[8:40:18 PM] Computer Devil Malum: they rape people to death
[8:40:26 PM] Mr.Mander: Well no they just rape
[8:40:35 PM] Mr.Mander: They dying comes from the whole not being able to breath thing
[8:40:36 PM] The Big Cheese: dolphins have poison in their claws
[8:40:38 PM] Mr.Mander: It's incidental
[8:40:40 PM] Yeili: SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
[8:40:40 PM] Vealin: dolpins have sex for pleasure
[8:40:41 PM] Yeili: STOP IT
[8:40:46 PM] Vealin: nuh
[8:40:49 PM] Vealin: no
[8:41:05 PM] Mr.Mander: But Yeili people are wrong on the internet
[8:41:18 PM] Computer Devil Malum: did you know scorpions have poison in their tails???? how fucked up is that
[8:41:21 PM] Mr.Mander: Scorprions don't have tails
[8:41:23 PM] Computer Devil Malum: they're not even really tails they're arms specifically made for murder
[8:41:27 PM | Edited 8:41:35 PM] Mr.Mander: Thats just an extension of their thorax
[8:41:30 PM] Computer Devil Malum: FUCK OFF MANDER THAT'S PART OF MY JOKE
[8:41:32 PM] Computer Devil Malum: DOUCHE
[8:41:32 PM] Vealin: did you know dead cheddar is the most confusing shit ever
[8:41:33 PM] The Big Cheese: dolphins are actually able to pilot mechs but are unable in their current state as they do not have access to them that we know of
[8:41:36 PM] The Big Cheese: my bioteacher told me that
[8:41:44 PM] Vealin: I can't fucking navigate the red clouds
[8:42:41 PM] Vealin: evandolphinion
[8:42:51 PM] *** Yeili removed Vealin from this conversation. ***
[8:42:55 PM] The Big Cheese: dogs can actually fly. they gain this power from attacking mailmen who evolved from a small lizard like prey that ancient dingos once chased. the lizards had the ability to fly so dingoes evolved the ability to fly
[8:43:05 PM] *** Yeili added Vealin ***
[8:43:07 PM] Vealin: now it makes sense
[8:43:23 PM] The Big Cheese: dogs can also be given the HM to learn it as well
[8:43:32 PM] Mr.Mander: Puns
[8:43:35 PM | Edited 8:43:40 PM] The Big Cheese: my bioteacher told me that too
[8:43:37 PM] Vealin: yeili what was it
[8:43:39 PM] Vealin: was is evandolphinion
[8:43:40 PM] The Big Cheese: most people will do this instead as mailmen are slowly being rpelaced by robots
[8:44:38 PM] The Big Cheese: most celebirties gain their ability to act by going to specialized schools and are inspiried by actors before them. i gain my inspiration by locking myself in my car and screaming for several hours
[8:44:40 PM] Vealin: the dolphin who cried "I must not run away I must not run away"

[8:36:51 PM] vealin: crazy ramblings
[8:36:55 PM] revealin: by vealin
[8:37:02 PM] revealin: ny times bestseller
[8:37:29 PM] egoat: "haha this shit's like hella prose or w/e" -egoat
[8:37:33 PM] vealin: "I never thought I could have thoughts as disjointed as this guys." -ray bradbury
[8:37:33 PM] Malum: "shit some crazy guy on the internet said: volumes 1 - 100"
[8:38:05 PM] Malum: "The books I wrote while on drugs were pretty fucked up but what the hell is this."- Stephen King

[11:28:08 AM] Syobon: sleeping is not hard
[11:28:42 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: yes it iiiiiiissss
[11:28:50 AM] Syobon: no
[11:28:56 AM] Syobon: just close your eyes
[11:28:56 AM] Syobon: and see
[11:29:01 AM] Syobon: your eyes are open
[11:29:06 AM] Syobon: wear no disguise for me
[11:29:14 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: i

[4:19:22 PM] Cori: feel sorry for me
[4:19:36 PM] revealin: depends on how hot the guy is and clean the dick is

[8:52:50 PM] Hot, b ambitious: anyway now that we've deicded that SotC's story is art, is riding a horse for 5 minutes art
[8:53:01 PM] egoat: yeah but it'd still be hot

[8:45:03 PM] Versette: i need...a cool ocean term
[8:45:25 PM] Versette: or term for the water that sounds ~~cool~~
[8:46:02 PM] Cori: ice

[10:05:02 PM] Lolita: barack obama is the best hokage
[10:06:47 PM] Vax: You seriously have no idea how many times I get that day by day

[10:29:21 PM] Final Dark Goddess Mander: Shoolis doesn't get kicked
[10:29:26 PM] *** Destiny Corrector Yeili removed Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿) from this conversation. ***

[11:58:24 PM] Zen: sometimes naruto is pregnant ;(

[12:38:02 AM] Luigi is Number 3: Ain't nobody getting dongled in here.

[9:44:37 PM] Luigi is Number 3: ... Now I have the worst mental image ever and it's great.
[9:45:02 PM] Luigi is Number 3: I'm imagining Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid is Asexual/Aromantic.
[9:45:09 PM] Luigi is Number 3: during the facebattle the Girl scene.
[9:45:28 PM] Luigi is Number 3: and is mentally freaking the fuck out that voices are telling him she's interested and to go for it.
[9:45:31 PM] bitchpants: omf