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Omnithea
 Post subject: Re: Pick up lines, go!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:51 am 
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You must be a rapidly oxidized substance, cause you're on fire.

SMART JOKE


Please, scrub. You're thermite. You just self oxidize.

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Kamak
 Post subject: Re: Pick up lines, go!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:38 am 
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[Sunday, January 27, 2013 7:43 PM] hermit gal: guys let's all flirt with amanda
[1/27/2013 9:38:23 PM] Luigi is Number 3: Hey baby, is it just my Hipster glasses fogging up from the water vapor condensing on the much cooler surface, or are you exuding a large amount of pheromones and visual signals that indicates to me that you are an interesting and lovely individual with nice cans.


So close until the end.

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TerraChimaera
 Post subject: Re: Pick up lines, go!
PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 7:39 pm 
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I love you more than chocolate chips.
Well, you're a close second.

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Omnithea
 Post subject: Re: Pick up lines, go!
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Guns, ice cream, condoms?
One man. One brand.
Magnum.

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Noffletoff
 Post subject: Hey Baby...
PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 9:44 pm 
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You must be Cuban, because I have a missile crisis.
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Game Angel
 Post subject: Re: Hey Baby...
PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 9:45 pm 
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You should probably see a doctor about that.

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TerraChimaera
 Post subject: Re: Hey Baby...
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You must be blind, because there's a pickup line thread.

...actually, what happened to it?

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Exeres
 Post subject: Re: Hey Baby...
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It slipped and fell into a dark gutter and was never heard from again.

Just like [REDACTED]

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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Kamak
 Post subject: Re: Hey Baby...
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You must be Cuban, because I have a missile crisis.

Well, you must be in Cuba.

Because I see a Bay of Pigs.

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Mr. Mander
 Post subject: Re: Hey Baby...
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You must be a very poor fencemaker because I see a bad post

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Kamak
 Post subject: Re: Hey Baby...
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Am I in Heaven?

Because I'm gonna kick your booty.

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Noffletoff
 Post subject: Re: Hey Baby...
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Kamak
 Post subject: Re: Hey Baby...
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You must be Catholic.

Because you're Roman all over my heart.

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Noffletoff
 Post subject: Re: Hey Baby...
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daisies girl, what part of Asia are you from? because you're tighter than North Korea.
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Yeili
 Post subject: Re: Hey Baby...
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