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Rope art. Not necessarily bondage, though I do also like that. I'm talking about... let's see how many terms are there? Shibari, kinbaku, hojo-jutsu... I don't think you need to be a weeaboo to think that Japan is the best at rope art. Probably because it's... you know, not exactly known in most places I guess. I think France is also "big" on rope art though.
Also into clothes swapping... and less consensual clothes swapping on either half (that and voyeurism are the only non-consensual things I will maybe possibly maybe enjoy, unless you count the next thing)
"Semi-consensual" things. Like if somebody perfectly willingly agreed that if they lost a game or a bet or something, sexy things would happen.
I also like upstanding member of society and suspension to an extent. Oddly enough I very much did not like either of those until they completely randomly both entered my head at once and would not leave.
So uhh... at what point did I pass way too much information and detail? Because I could go on.

Did you avoid typing something like, say oral, cheddar shots, and hermaphrodites so that you could have alliteration?

Ah, yiss. Though I'm obviously more into the giant dudes than the giant chicks, macrophilia is cool.

In descending order of depravity.

Lesbians
Futa
Passable crossdressers

Sailor Moon

The last one is a joke.

ladies and gentlemen, allow me to describe to you the perfect shit:

It's firm, but not too hard. It retains its shape and leaves none of itself behind. It all exits in one piece. There is no smell. There are no farts. There are no splashes. Wipe once. Clean.

I've got a papercut on the tips of my pointer and middle fingers and am on my laptop. Ouch ouch ouch.


Uhhh fetishes...
redheads, nice curves, legs, stockings/kneesocks, butts, piercings and tattoos, stuff like that. Nothing overly "weird".

why does this whole fetish thing have to be in spoilers

IIIIIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE MILKY TITTIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

The highest of fives.

o/

I'm not alone anymore.

\o hooray for awkwardly semi-telling our kinks online
Expanding on the clothing theft thing, most sorts of odd removal of clothing.
Perhaps it's not exactly a fetish, and I'm just sure I'm getting some sort of joke about this, but people giving another advice on intimacy/sex with another person. That probably sounded a bit too ambiguous. I mean a person giving actual good advice, not necessarily but usually something I actually agree with, on being intimate with one specific other person. And person C has to actually (actually) want that intimacy from person B (advice receiver), of course! Or at least person A has to think that person C wants that.
Also not exactly a fetish or kink or anything, but casual conversation during intimacy. Perhaps not actual (actual) sex though.
Oh, and sometimes I prefer women's clothing to women's anatomy... and I always visually prefer a woman's panties to what they cover.
Ok I think that's enough for now

Ok guys, CN wins the fetish contest.

I've got to hand it to JAV producers. Not only do they manage to make the case covers about three times more attractive than the movie itself, they also come up with the most creative and descriptive names.

Yes.