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When I'm walking by myself, I often remember something that made me smile or laugh, and I desperately try to supress it because I don't want people to think I'm weird.

So instead of just smiling randomly, I end up giving the most retarded and most likely creepy facial expressions. And yet I still always fight the urge to just let the smile come out.
I usually chew on my thumb or index finger's knuckle
or it'll come up randomly and I'll snrk loudly to myself and quickly turn it into a cough and look around and oh god she's looking at me why did I do that augh damnit

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I just end up having a big stupid grin on my face. Sometimes, though, if I can hold it in long enough I will pull out my cell phone and pretend I am reading a funny text.

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"Ma'am, you're holding your cell phone upside down. Besides, it's not even on."

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
When I'm walking by myself, I often remember something that made me smile or laugh, and I desperately try to supress it because I don't want people to think I'm weird.

So instead of just smiling randomly, I end up giving the most retarded and most likely creepy facial expressions. And yet I still always fight the urge to just let the smile come out.
Dear god, I have a similar problem. Whenever I'm unoccupied music comes to my mind. Music so awesome you just have to hum/quietly sing it. I'm like a walking classical jukebox. ; _ ;

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I quote lines from video games, mostly TF2. Then I don't realize the freaked-out person on the other side of the road until I'm done laughing maniacally.

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I just mutter it to myself, mostly incoherent stuff.


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Miss StarSeed wrote:
When I'm walking by myself, I often remember something that made me smile or laugh, and I desperately try to supress it because I don't want people to think I'm weird.

So instead of just smiling randomly, I end up giving the most retarded and most likely creepy facial expressions. And yet I still always fight the urge to just let the smile come out.

I was doing that for about a week after the first time I saw this:

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Dem moonbuggies man.

Dem fucking moonbuggies.

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Thats an inspiring picture.


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I can only ever focus on one part of a person when they talk to me. So if you tell me to look you in the eyes, be prepared for me to stare endlessly into your soul until the conversation is over or we're prevented from facing each other.

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
I can only ever focus on one part of a person when they talk to me. So if you tell me to look you in the eyes, be prepared for me to stare endlessly into your soul until the conversation is over or we're prevented from facing each other.
I have the opposite :/

I feel really awkward when I look people in the eyes...

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Sloth says I have this weird habit of staring at the chest of any guy I talk to.


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That's interesting, cause usually it's the other way around

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
I can only ever focus on one part of a person when they talk to me. So if you tell me to look you in the eyes, be prepared for me to stare endlessly into your soul until the conversation is over or we're prevented from facing each other.


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I speak in almost entirely inside jokes, which tends to ostracize most other people around me. "I'M NOT AN OWL!" Right now, Snark and Vaxidd are laughing their asses off.

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