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I heard Dexter Holland's kid is starting a band

Guess its name

The Killers?
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I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

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Animal Crossing is the cruelest mistress of them all.

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So this guy was making ammo for his crossbow when he heard a noise and bolted.

I met a guy with a really soft leather jacket the other day. I was able to per-suede him to give it to me.

There was a guy who was shopping for some furniture to put in his kitchen, but kept insulting the merchandise. Fortunately the salesperson always had a counter argument.
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Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

They arrested a woman for causing an accident while on her cellphone....she was charged with driving while intalksicated.

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Animal Crossing is the cruelest mistress of them all.

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An eccentric artist that paints in public will only do pictures of steps.

I suppose you could say he draws stares.

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What Disney movie is about the tall-tale-telling champ?

[spoiler] The Lyin' King[/spoiler]

:colbert:

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I had a guy come by to fix my air conditioner today, but all he did was complain about his life. Some people just have to vent I guess.
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The other day this girl makes a joke about philosophy, so I Hasker why. I just Kant understand that kind of Hume-or. It's not very Smart for one thing, and she wasn't even Thoreau about it.

I feel this is the best way to spend my 1,000th post.
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What's the only plus side to teen pregnancy?

[spoiler]More MILFs.[/spoiler]
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I feel this is the best way to spend my 1,000th post.

Must you punish us so? I might punch you in the face after that.

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Chinmaster wrote:
I feel this is the best way to spend my 1,000th post.

Must you punish us so? I might punch you in the face after that.


You best punt that punitive thought out of your head, punk.
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That was just puny.

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Sorry for puncturing your punditry
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And no punctuation that time? This may require punitive measures.

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whats big, Scottish and depressing

[spoiler]Scotland[/spoiler]

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