AWKWARD ZOMBIE

That's peculiar. I had to use a bunch of game wiki stuff when putting together an essay about video games, myself. Half the school only ever used computer time to play games on Flashportal and Newgrounds, too.

I need a humidifier in my room because other wise I wake up with a sore throat, and stuffy nose.

problem, now my room is hot as fuck and my stuffy nose has lasted the whole day (sore throats gone though)

I might be allergic to catfish?

There was a company picnic today and one of the catered foods was fried catfish. I don't remember ever having eaten catfish specifically but I have a hard time telling fish apart by taste so whatever let's have some. Almost immediately after I started eating, my eyes started itching like mad and my sinuses were becoming sore. I figured it was pollen (this was an outdoors event) so I didn't think anything of it until I got into my truck to leave and saw myself in the rearview mirror. The skin around my eyes was puffed so much it looked like my nose had widened. I looked it up when I got home, apparently one can be allergic to certain species of fish.

After years of never having a single phone screen crack, even after dropping my last phone on solid fucking concrete, my new Galaxy s7 cracked along the sides after dropping it on tile. Fucking tile. It's been longer than a month since I got it, and the cracks aren't too detrimental to my usage of the thing, but christ my last phone was nigh indestructible.

Is it the Galaxy NOTE 7?

That shit got recalled, yo

go return it for a refund before the thing explodes on you

The S7 is a different phone series/model than the Note 7.

Okay we cool then

It just wouldn't be me if I didn't get sick during my vacation.

I feel like I'm normally a calm, level-headed individual in most situations. Then the internet dips out for five minutes and I start to seriously consider strangling someone to death if it would bring the wi-fi back.

Let me just consolidate this post with another peeve: fuck anyone and everyone who drives. That's right, everyone. Including me, because I do dumb shit sometimes too. But mostly, at this moment, I'm raging at the motherfuckers who sit there with their thumb up their booty, waving me through when they have the right of way. YOU'RE NOT BEING POLITE, YOU'RE BREAKING THE LAW, YOU FUCKING MORON. QUIT WAVING, YOU'RE NOT A GODDAMN TRAFFIC COP.

I don't drive. I am safe.

1) Please refer to my posts while and after I was moving. I missed out on the last fucking Splatoon splatfest til the Switch comes out.

2) Try walking or biking. It's 2.5 times worse. (Hey moron! Back off the daisies crosswalk please!)

Okay, so, like...



For context, he bought me a game I've been wanting for months last night and asked if I was playing it before the stuff I screencapped.

Sorry for the larger-than necessary text that I need so I can sit back comfortably from my monitor due to my less-than-optimal PC desk setup.


Tell me where I went wrong.

I say just play without him/her.

yeah nah dude like i've been all like 'aw wait for me!' when i see a friend playing a game we started together or something but also i'm not an asshole about it and would never tell that person to flat-out stop playing unless it's with me lmao. like i admit? i get kinda sad when someone watches the latest episode of a show or smth that we started together but it's not...that big of a deal. i also understand feeling left out when the person you're playing with knows more about the game/is better at it than you but we've always solved it by the more experienced player hanging back and being there for backup while the new guy leads....or like, just enjoy being with your pal? make it the joke that you're bad and own it?? idk there's a thousand things you can do

idk man they sound like a downer and i wouldn't fuck with that

Ffffffffffuck I fucked up my revolver today. I don't know whether it was because the ammo was unjacketed or if the gun got too hot while firing, but the barrel is packed with hardened lead. I spent an hour with a power drill and a solvent-soaked bore brush and I've gotten the bulk of it out but there are still bits stuck in the rifling.

Hopefully there is a way to fix this and I don't have to have the barrel (or gun?) replaced.