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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 1:02 pm 
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I sure love getting called in to work on my day off. Also I love that the people who call in "sick" never get in trouble, but if I say I don't want to come in their place, I get griped at.


I'm going to start looking for another job.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 4:36 pm 
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gave my dog fish oil to see if it'd help with his mysterious itching issue and it gave him the worst shits ever. he's had three accidents inside today alone because we went out for a couple hours then i took a nap, and kyle is supposed to have friends over later and im home alone having to deal with it while he's at the auto shop getting a minor thing on his car fixed

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 8:21 pm 
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The truck has an oil leak, the kind where it just burns up in the engine rather than leave stains on the ground, and depending on which seals are leaking it could cost me several hundred bucks to fix it. Alternatively, I'll get to learn how to open the block.

Air conditioner in the house keeps freezing. The A/C tech our landlord sent was a fucking idiot, he said there was nothing wrong. Of course there's something wrong, it doesn't FUCKING DO THE THING IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO.

On top of all of this, work has been so hectic and stressful lately that I actually started crying.

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 Post subject: Re: erased that last one five times before saying fuck it
PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 2:23 am 
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Air conditioner in the house keeps freezing. The A/C tech our landlord sent was a fucking idiot, he said there was nothing wrong. Of course there's something wrong, it doesn't FUCKING DO THE THING IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO.

On top of all of this, work has been so hectic and stressful lately that I actually started crying.

Aww. Come on over. We have hot weather and a fixed A/C to help cheer you up! I even have some peppermint tea if you fancy some!

And just cry it out. Crying it out makes you feel better. I dunno how. It just does.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:59 am 
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Something that pisses my grandma off is when my mom takes $200-$300 out of my grandma's account.

This is why I live with my sensible grandma rather than my mom, who hasn't come home for a month or two. And when she did come home she yelled at my 5-year-old sister and passed out on the bed frequently. Hard to love when she does stuff like that.

On the bright side we live without the not-so-good mom and with grandma. Grandma is getting custody one of these days. She shouldn't be having to take care of two kids again, but she does. Bless her heart.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 5:56 pm 
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spend 5 months trying to breed the rabbits, they won't breed

finally get a pregnancy, everything goes perfect, nest is gorgeous, due date is upon us

mom forgets babies go in the nest, entire litter is dead on the wire




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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 4:59 pm 
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"Reverse racism isn't possible because people in a position of dominance can't be discriminated against haha I'm so progressive and unprejudiced unlike all of those filthy white people"


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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 7:58 pm 
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"Reverse racism isn't possible because people in a position of dominance can't be discriminated against haha I'm so progressive and unprejudiced unlike all of those filthy white people"



^That. Totally agree with you on that.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:13 pm 
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"Reverse racism" sounds like an unnecessary term. Racism is racism.

Unless it's someone hating their own heritage and everyone related to it, then it would make more sense.
But, really.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 12:11 am 
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For some goddanm reason I can't hit "submit" for ANY reply under the Splatoon topic. And ONLY the Splatoon topic.

FUCKING SHITBAGS OF REASONINGS. :evil:

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
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"Reverse racism" sounds like an unnecessary term. Racism is racism.
Yeah. That person's argument was that you need to be privileged in order to be racist, which is bullshit. It's not quite like those saying white people can't be murdered, only killed, but it's up there.


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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
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The first time I actually heard the phrase "reverse racism" was in the movie The Animal. The black guy in the group mentioned it, getting annoyed because everyone was being overly nice to him because he was black, so he was still being judged based on the color of his skin, in a way.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
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daisies it... Left out a pipe I didn't use, and my mom found it. Not only that, my brother told them I had found a small amount of weed in one of the cars I was cleaning last week.

(It was a trade in or something like that, so I didn't really steal it.)

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
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Twitter requires a phone number...

WHAT IF I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING PHONE NUMBER?!!?!? :evil:

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current death toll: six rabbits, one kitten

and all of them but one rabbit have all died in the past month.

boy am i doing good right now :)

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