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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 10:54 am 
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My pants keep tearing between the thighs, I hate it so much. Gonna buy wide jeans because tight ones are shit tier.

Also, I am surrounded by racists. I was joking around with co-workers, then they saw a black man walking in light clothing and out come the racist jokes, including but not limited to: watermelons and KFC.

My mood was killed instantly at that point.


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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 11:10 am 
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Valbrandur wrote:
My pants keep tearing between the thighs, I hate it so much. Gonna buy wide jeans because tight ones are shit tier.


My pants do that all the time too, I thought I was the only one. Guess this is what happens to normal people who don't have thigh gaps. Sucks because it means any pants I wear regularly only last a year or so.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 7:23 pm 
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Valbrandur wrote:
My pants keep tearing between the thighs, I hate it so much. Gonna buy wide jeans because tight ones are shit tier.

Also, I am surrounded by racists. I was joking around with co-workers, then they saw a black man walking in light clothing and out come the racist jokes, including but not limited to: watermelons and KFC.

My mood was killed instantly at that point.



Ask them to explain the joke.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 6:32 pm 
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my parents moved into my trailer park a couple weeks ago (he got laid off and they couldn't keep the house,) and i feel like i'm going to punch someone. for the most part we get along and it's convenient with them being here since my mom will sometimes take my dog for a walk or i can walk over for dinner, etc. but it means that now my dad can look out from his yard and see just how "poorly" i am caring for my car.

tl;dr: my dad bought my car custom from the manufacturer when the 2005 mustang model year began and it's basically his baby and while he bought it with the intention to give it to me when i graduated, i don't think he's ever really let go.

i love my car. it's pretty much the only thing that keeps me from being a hermit because it's fun to drive and i hate driving, so having a car that's enjoyable to drive makes it less awful when i have to do so. the problem is, i'm not a rich white man in his 50s with thousands of dollars in a bank account that he can comfortably spend despite not having an income currently. i get work MAYBE once a month, and it's only like a day at a time, so that $16 to go to the carwash and have it detailed is a HUGE expense when i only get paid $150 a MONTH. so sorry, it's dirty a lot. i would wash it myself but buying a 100ft hose hasn't been high on our priority list. neither has buying a sunshade, or leather conditioner, or all of those other things that you bitch at me for never doing because I DON'T HAVE ANY cheddar.

i do the minimum, like putting gas in it, getting it inspected on time, getting the oil changed, etc. i'm sorry that i'm FUCKING POOR and i can't afford to get it washed every week like you want me to.

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You should decorate it with your finished taxidermy projects.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 10:07 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
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My check wasn't deposited. And I could have sworn I had set up direct deposit.

If this shit can't get fixed today, I'm looking for another job today.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
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Why am I feeling so stressed right now? There's no reason. I have one thing to do tomorrow and it isn't even high-pressure, in fact I should be excited about it because it'll prepare me for the camp next week and it'll be fun AND I'll get paid.

Anxiety is a bitch, I'm tired of how it makes me freak out when I should be feeling good.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
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"Eugh, fuck this movie for using CGI. Movies looked better 30 years ago when all special effects were absolutely unconvincing and narmy and cheap as hell and actors had to wear rubber prosthetics that didn't move properly and had visible seams. As someone who knows nothing about digital art and programming, I feel qualified to call it cheap, because anyone can do professional-grade CGI with any old laptop in their basement in two days for $20"


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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 5:39 pm 
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as an animation student, that was the BANE of my existence omg. 'but the computer does it all?' oh are you SERIOUS me and the computer fight constantly and it's never that easy, ever

what rustled me off today is i sliced my thumb open and now i am useless. my husband leaves for almost a week on sunday (which i am REALLY NOT pop flyin' ABOUT) and i have rabbit cages i need to deep clean and rearrange but i can't do it because of my daisies thumb. im paranoid about infection and it hurts too much to really use it (and i had to butterfly it so i shouldn't be using it anyway,) but i dont really have anyone to help me clean. i could get kyle to do it with/for me on saturday but idk...i would rather spend that day having fun with him since i won't see him after that til thursday :/

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 10:35 pm 
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Obnosim wrote:
"Eugh, fuck this movie for using CGI. Movies looked better 30 years ago when all special effects were absolutely unconvincing and narmy and cheap as hell and actors had to wear rubber prosthetics that didn't move properly and had visible seams. As someone who knows nothing about digital art and programming, I feel qualified to call it cheap, because anyone can do professional-grade CGI with any old laptop in their basement in two days for $20"

CGI has done amazing things, BUT at a certain point, it started to feel cheap. I get that its still a lot of work and its not actually easy, but a lot of times it feels like CGI lacks... I dont know, "solidness" for a lack of a better word. You can tell that something isnt real, it lacks substance. Its not that CGI should never be used, it just feels like all traditional animatronics and special effects were discarded when it wasnt really needed. A lot of things cant really be done without CGI, but there's a lot that can, and I feel its a detriment to use it just because you can.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2016 8:05 pm 
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Next time I try to replace a part in my PC by myself or anything like that, someone fly to Iceland and slap the idea out of me.


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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
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Next time I try to replace a part in my PC by myself or anything like that, someone fly to Iceland and slap the idea out of me.

Computer necromacy is the road of the damned. You're better off just sarting

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 1:30 am 
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So today apparently everyone wanted to make me the villain at work. First a usual customer comes in and tells me that I didn't put enough Tuna in their salad, while I know for a fact I put the correct amount in it, and not only that, they called "someone" at our company and was told that we HAD a certain food he wanted but didn't have, so he calls me a liar to my face, when, and here's the fun part, WE REALLY DIDN'T HAVE WHAT HE WANTED. So he tells me that he doesn't want me waiting on him! Gee, thanks for making me feel like shit for wanting to do my best to help you, but I can't pull any steak out of my booty that some random asshat said we have.

Later on, a usual customer comes in, we joke a bit, and when I make a small joke to grab some jalapeno's, he SCREAMS HIS HEAD OFF TELLING ME TO MAKE THE FUCKING FOOD RIGHT. Oh, and there were two other customers there! The guy I thought I liked, who I joked with in the past, just suddenly fucking explodes on me, and he knows me too! He knows I wouldn't damage his food at all, and instead he just fucking kills a friendship like that! Whatever dude, thanks for ruining the rest of my fucking day! You're lucky I didn't just kick you out for yelling profanity in a public restaurant!

I think it's time I quit my job if everyone's going to be an booty to me for no reason.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 2:20 am 
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Location: I'm currently stuck on the Storm Continent. Would you like some dried berries?
We just got the beds and other large furniture items in Sunday (missed out on Father's Day there :() and our A/C goes out overnight.
Monday: Grandma and I leave to pick up food back at the old apartment (because we forgot we had pudding and crackers at the new apartment only) and my grandma' new phone gets delivered while we're away. So it doesn't. The FedEx guy leaves a thing to sign so that it could be delivered right outside the door. Wasn't going to happen. I then try later to access the computer in the Internet cafe, and the internet is out. I get a Gatorade and a couple cupcakes out of the vending machine (they aren't so bad. One has frickin' Maruchan Ramen and the other sells soda at $0.75 or $1.25. Cheaper than at the old apartment's two single vending machines that were far away). I decide to go to the exercise thing and it's closed for repairs.
Tuesday: I sleep in 'til 1 in the afternoon and we don't get out new router delivered at all. I take my dog down to for her to go pee. Turns out she really has been drinking lots of water (cuz it's 82 degrees and the A/C unit on the roof is making clicking noises and that's all it does) and she pees on indoor/outdoor carpeting directly on top of cement slabs. PEE STAIN RIGHT IN FRONT OF ELEVATORS. So we now walk her down the stairs. Because we have no router, we plug in the one we were using. Grandma had bought a new one for $100. The old one has cost us $480 for 4 years. But Wi-Fi! My 5-year-old sister has apparently played Mario Kart 8 with her dad. She isn't that good. And now it's Wednesday at 1:00 in the morning with me catching up on stuff. And I remembered that I forgot to play with my friend on Minecraft earlier.
Meh. I'll just tell him we plugged in the old one today cuz we didn't get the new one. I'll still feel pretty bad about not hangin' out with him on Skype, though.
If anyone is lucky enough to find me: I'm somewhere in Greenwood Village up here in Colorado.

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