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 Post subject: pouring drano into my ear only made it worse
PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2016 11:37 pm 
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Pretty sure I have an ear infection.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2016 5:36 pm 
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Man I love how I get a caffeine-withdrawal headache and drinking caffeine does absolutely nothing to solve it.

Better take more drugs I guess.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2016 6:39 pm 
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Note to self: never be the passenger of someone who "loves driving".


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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2016 2:45 pm 
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I'm probably gonna look for a new job some time soon, as I still am not getting the hang of detailing cars. I could work on one vehicle for several hours, like I did last night, and it still will have issues where I had already cleaned the daisies thing.

And I spent several hours on the same car from yesterday, and I won't be surprised if I still missed a lot of shit in it.

Also, I have a new level of contempt for people who feel they just HAVE to take their fucking dogs with them in the car. It is a pain in the booty to remove dog hair from the carpet, even with a shop vac, as that shit weaves into the fibers.

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 Post subject: fuck me
PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2016 9:18 pm 
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And now I have a cold sore maybe?

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2016 10:57 pm 
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Well, at least it ain't...

HERPES.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:14 am 
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I swear to god, I'm gonna deck the next person I see being a little shit about talking/not wanting to turn off their cell phones during a concert. I CAN HEAR YOUR TEXT TICKS, AND YOUR FACE IS BRIGHT FUCKING BLUE.


OH, I'M SORRY, DID OUR CONCERT INTERRUPT YOUR SUPER IMPORTANT CONVERSATION? MY BAD. HERE, LEMME JUST SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING AND MOVE THE QUINTET TO A DIFFERENT HALL. WE'LL PLAY QUIETER SO YOU CAN CARRY ON WITH YOUR BUSINESS.

For fuck's sake, this is basic, common courtesy that we all learned back in second grade. I don't need to "lighten up" (I mean, I do, but about completely unrelated things), you need to quit being a self-centered, disruptive jackass.


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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2016 10:56 am 
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The electric bill wasn't taken care of last month. Probably going to go several days without it.

The horror.

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 Post subject: kill me now
PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2016 6:36 pm 
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Alkarii wrote:
Well, at least it ain't...

HERPES.

Well that's what causes cold sores, so...

Also, I had no idea they fucking HURT THIS MUCH. Half of my goddamn face feels like it's burning. It even makes my teeth ache.

And wouldn't you know it, now there's a blister, or stye, or whatever growing on my eyelid.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2016 8:58 pm 
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I meant, like, genital herpes, not a virus related to herpes.

But they're only a mild inconvenience to me.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2016 11:27 am 
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no cold sores are herpes too

there's like a bajillion kinds of herpes

everything is fucking herpes



what rustled me off is THIRD FLOOD IN TWO MONTHS YEE HAW I LOVE TEXAS

if i get one litter out of my two supposedly pregnant does it'll be a miracle. the universe is dead-set on not letting me be pop flyin' or fulfilled in my existence but that's fine i didn't want to be alive anyway

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
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If you're herpes and I'm herpes, then who's moderating the forum?

WebMD, that's who


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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
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Really? I thought it would have been good ol' syphilis.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2016 4:19 pm 
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I'm tired of people excusing those who protect themselves despite being wrong with "it's human instinct", as though "human instinct" rules everything. It's human instinct to eat but we still expect people to recognize when food belongs to someone else.
I'm tired of how essentially being angry that you once got what you deserved is somehow considered mature, instead of on par with wetting the bed. Except that wetting the bed is actually accidental and unconscious.


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