AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[12:18:03 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: also waiting for the latest episode of joey jojo
[12:18:11 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: joey jojo
[12:18:18 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: is that like yugioh mixed with jojo
[12:18:22 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: does jojo have a brooklyn accent
[12:18:27 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: oh god

[8:01:10 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: dang
[8:01:17 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: well
[8:01:21 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: i accidentally raped something in coc
[8:01:22 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: so
[8:01:24 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: that was my night
[8:01:25 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: a
[8:01:28 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: accidentally
[8:01:32 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: accidentally
[8:01:37 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: how the hell
[8:01:51 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: woops I fell and my futanari dick went inside your monster pussy
[8:01:55 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: ???

[1:54:26 AM] Twerk-it Turbro: One time in clone High Cleopatra tried to seduce Joan of Arc (who was disguised as John Dark) by deepthroating a banana and pouring milk all over helrself
[1:54:42 AM] Emily Oceann: same turbro. bananas are gross otherwise.

[1/21/13 3:26:21 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: sonic the hedgehog giving a blowjob
[1/21/13 3:26:29 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: hot

[4:29:39 PM] Luigi is Number 3: Glad to know you're a terrible person, EE.
[4:30:08 PM] Luigi is Number 3: oppressive misandrist hipster teen hunger force.

[9:53:31 PM] ego@homo.gay: if any of this goes in the im quote thread i will strangle a bitch

Runic Requirement: So my stepdad was talking about how they should add Rob E Lee day
Runic Requirement: And I asked why
Runic Requirement: "Don't you know who he is?"
Runic Requirement: -a general
Runic Requirement: "Do you know where he was a general?"
Runic Requirement: -the southern states
Exeres: Is this leading up to a revelation that your stepdad is a racist?
Runic Requirement: Then he went on a rant about how everyone shits themselves when someone waves the confederate flag
Runic Requirement: Which I quickly educated him that what he knew as the Confederate Flag was actually the Battle flag, and that the actual flag looked more like the flag of Texas
Runic Requirement: So he told me to go to my room
Exeres: Hahahaha
Exeres: Good on you
Exeres: Some people refuse to be educated
Runic Requirement: The next day, it was mom's turn
Runic Requirement: She said REL fought for something he believed in just like MLK
Runic Requirement: I said MLK didn't want to FUCKING OWN PEOPLE
Runic Requirement: And she said that it "wasn't a bad thing back then"
Exeres: Oh my god
Exeres: Wow
Runic Requirement: YES

[10:52:11 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: i just
[10:52:11 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: read
[10:52:16 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: michelle obama/beyonce fanfic
[10:52:19 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: tumblr what the fufuuckckk
[10:52:20 AM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: o-oh
[10:52:28 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: you sound
[10:52:30 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: ~*intrigued*~
[10:52:37 AM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: no I'm
[10:52:38 AM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: I'm fine
[10:52:46 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: are you sure you don't want to read about
[10:52:47 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: some
[10:52:49 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: ebony loving
[10:53:21 AM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: I'd rather watch a video abo- I mean what

[11:06:52 AM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: I may have many fans but I'm not fictional
[11:07:02 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: are you sure
[11:07:14 AM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: that I have many fans? yes
[11:07:22 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: name some
[11:08:01 AM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: you
[11:08:04 AM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: obama
[11:08:09 AM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: my mum
[11:08:20 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: i
[11:08:21 AM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: m-my cat
[11:08:26 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: y-your mom
[11:08:27 AM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: my dad
[11:08:30 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: oh my god
[11:08:38 AM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: siri
[11:08:47 AM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: twitter
[11:08:53 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: oh my god
[11:08:55 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: no
[11:08:56 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: just
[11:08:57 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: just no

[2:43:49 AM] hermit gal: i'm older than you alex

think about that
[2:44:12 AM] Luigi is Number 3: She was there when Jesus crossed the Atlantic and found America.
[2:44:26 AM] hermit gal: and you call me senile :V
[2:44:40 AM] Luigi is Number 3: That's AMERICAN history.
[2:44:45 AM] Luigi is Number 3: And the Bible.
[2:45:11 AM] Luigi is Number 3: Jesus died for our freedom in the Revelationary War.

[5:24:19 PM] Catbread: suddenly my appartment is alive and vibrating with the explosively-loud tuba bass jams of extremely corny mexican music from a car's subwoofers
[5:36:28 PM] carson hess: it's always sorta hilariously terrifying when you're listening to a radio station and it slowly and hideously grows tuba blares and then grotesque accordian notes and then the static harkens the coming of the polka and marks the end of the music you thought you knew
[5:37:11 PM] Catbread: you have that experience too huh
[5:37:53 PM] Catbread: where you shift a few feet too far and your radio decides you wanted to listen to the hot tunes of ARIBA AYAYAYAYAYA 109.3 instead of KBUZZ 109.1
[5:40:02 PM] carson hess: every once in a while I'll just listen to it for a bit
[5:40:11 PM] carson hess: and just think
[5:40:14 PM] carson hess: people actually
[5:40:14 PM] carson hess: choose
[5:40:19 PM] carson hess: to listen to this
[5:40:30 PM] Catbread: we live in a crazy world, friend. there's no sense in trying to understand it
[5:40:54 PM] carson hess: may as well get your tuba skills up to par and step up to home plate
[5:41:39 PM] Catbread: some people want to listen to WOMP WOMP WOMP WA WA WOMP WOMP WOMP WA WA WOMP WOMP WOMP while a hispanic man on methamphetamines laughs in the background and someone chimes in with an ancient and rusted trumpet fished from an ocean trench

[10:21:42 PM] Luigi is Number 3: Oh yeah, so I talked about you guys today.
[10:21:52 PM] Luigi is Number 3: And how silly you all are.
[10:22:16 PM] Luigi is Number 3: My aunts are convinced that I'm the glue holding you all together.
[10:22:24 PM] Luigi is Number 3: And keeping you from going insane.
[10:22:32 PM] hermit gal: probably :V
[10:22:33 PM] Luigi is Number 3: So, I guess that means...
[10:22:36 PM] Luigi is Number 3: you're all...
[10:22:39 PM] Luigi is Number 3: stuck on me.
[10:22:43 PM] Luigi is Number 3: :B
[10:22:43 PM] hermit gal: get out
[10:22:52 PM] Luigi is Number 3: You laughed.
[10:23:01 PM] Luigi is Number 3: Even when you knew a pun was coming.
[10:23:12 PM] Luigi is Number 3: I can tell.
[10:23:55 PM] smilebutt: ... wait, where's the pun

[9:57:09 PM] Coriserai: lotharu I WANT YOUR SALAMI

[4:38:35 PM] Tales: no i dont want a bj tyvm
[4:38:39 PM] Tales: not with him, he's not my type

Nurgle's Fist: shoolis
Nurgle's Fist: "begging for a pegging"
Nurgle's Fist: 2013
Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: SHUT UP