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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2015 10:09 pm 
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This has been one of the worst months in years for me, nothing but stress or anxiety, and the worst part is that its not because anything particularly bad happened, I've just had an unusual amount of horrible "what if" thoughts running through my head, and the scenarios keep changing and I cant turn them off

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2015 3:01 am 
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I'm still fucking rustled at my mother for overreacting at every little thing I tell her and assuming the worst about everything in my life. I didn't even get the chance to tell her off properly, not like she'd listen anyway.

I'm seriously considering not going home for Christmas at all. It's not like they'd be celebrating or anything. There's no joy at my household. I'd be better off celebrating alone. If all I get out of visiting my family is criticism then maybe I should find better ways to spend my holidays

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
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You know how humans can supposedly live on a diet of just potatoes and butter?
I wonder how many "anti-social justice" people could be responded to with just "I'm sure you perceived that" and "Looks like someone's mad that people are capable of observation".


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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 1:40 am 
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I think I'm starting to get an ear infection. This seems to happen every winter.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 12:13 am 
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This cat ate my headphones.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 12:08 pm 
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I was doing the Speedrun challenge (Everything sped up and need to finish within 16 minutes.) on Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth and I'd managed to get Dr. Fetus and Scorpio so I could fire Poison Bombs.
My brother phones me while I'm on the second last stage to ask me something he could just find out with a tiny bit of searching on the internet.
Because of the call I lost my mental track of the map since I had a Curse of the Lost obscuring my map and ended up dying because I entered a room I escaped from before because of the dangerous bosses.
Now I have no idea if I'll ever get near enough luck to get a combination of items like that.

Jeez why do I have to be called for everything when the whole internet is right in front of them?

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 Post subject: three day weekend is not going to be enough
PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 3:50 pm 
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80 degrees, 100% humidity, this is some miserable fucking Christmas weather.

Then my "boss" decided to take some light teasing to heart and blasted me for not keeping the warehouse clean. The warehouse where 60 people walk through daily from a damp, unpaved parking lot.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 3:58 pm 
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Tornadoes west of me last night, apparently. SUnny and 72 degrees now, supposed to be super storming weather for a week or so. Flood risk, high winds, woohoo!

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 Post subject: words cannot convery, even properly spelled, how angry i am
PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 11:43 pm 
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So im',m ddrnk

And i broek mmy glasses somehow. Tjhe right nose thing has broeke off. Which means I nee dit fixed asap.ASAP. qduuufuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.[/quote]

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
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It's Christmas and my mom's birthday and she's having to take care of me because I decided to get a sore throat.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2015 4:32 pm 
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My friend's girlfriend drinks and drives sometimes and then tries to justify it as "I was fine, it didn't even really hit me until I got home." When she inevitably gets in an accident from it, I just hope she's the only one involved.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
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Driving drunk should be considered a felony. Some places consider a third DUI as a felony already, but the punishment for the first should be made bad enough that you won't risk a second.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
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I agree. It's ridiculous that some people think it's fine. Even when she got sober afterward she tried justifying it.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Sat Dec 26, 2015 6:49 pm 
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Mom freaked out because I decided the $1.50 trash bucket would be better off left in the dumpster instead of bringing it back into the house filler with the stench of the filth she tossed into it without any sort of bagging and glued in from rain water as she decided leaving it outside during a storm was the best solution to avoid dealing with it.

No, Mom.

Just.

No.

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 Post subject: bleach fixes everything
PostPosted: Sat Dec 26, 2015 6:56 pm 
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Could it not be cleaned?

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