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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 12:12 am 
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forgot to tell him to set a max bid (he doesn't ebay often) and got sniped by a GOD daisies bot at 5 seconds. i'm so fucking mad. i almost want to email the seller and be like 'PLEASE I WILL PAY THE NEXT BID UP' but that's probably dishonest.....


Dishonest? It's worth a shot, the seller probs just cares about the cheddar anyway.

if the bot pays though i wouldn't really have a case because the way it works is highest paying bidder wins

idk it's really frustrating how much botting goes on on ebay that just snipes the shit out of anything with one bid and less than a minute til it ends

all i can do i guess is hope the bot doesn't pay and the seller relists it and i remember to put a daisies max bid on it so i dont get wrecked

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 Post subject: and jesus h fucking christ stay out of the fast lane
PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 6:38 pm 
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Holy SHIT how do people not understand how roundabouts work? Is it so alien a concept? You see someone in the loop, you stop. You don't, you FUCKING GO.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 6:48 pm 
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Because roundabouts are the worst thing ever created. If there's 4 or less roads coming together there's no reason to not just make it an intersection, and if there are 5 or more roads coming together, then you've fucked up city planning and need to give up. There is no clear right of way unless you are the literal only person at the roundabout, and even if you know how to use the roundabout, you have to worry about all the other idiots who don't and stop short or aren't paying attention when they come into the circle.

They're awful and I'm pretty sure are a illegal form of torture.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 9:26 pm 
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I went to Britain once which driving around is basically Roundabouts: The Experience, and I thought roundabouts are quite lovely. Wasn't driving but they seemed good.

Also according to the museum I went to they're good for medium traffic which doesn't warrant a light but has too much for a stopsign.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 9:32 pm 
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The issue is that a lot of the time in the U.S, they're put in areas that are either too tight a fit for the roundabout, or they're too congested, making each one an anxiety-inducing carousel from hell.

I am not that averse to left turns, thank you.


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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2015 6:55 pm 
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My mother is an idiot and doesn't have the slightest daisies clue why watching a video of someone getting hit by a car would be highly disturbing and sees no problems that showing it to people could cause.

Edit: And now she is getting angry because I am so noticeably bothered,

Edit 2: She is seriously trying to guilt me, now.
I told her it bothered me, I asked for an apology, and she is making it all into her problem.

Edit 3: Suuuuuuure, Airra does something wrong and she has to apologize heavily regardless of whether or not she was even part of a situation.
Someone did something upsetting to Airra? She's just whining; no reason to think everyone else isn't perfect!

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 12:18 am 
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I just updated my computer for like, 2 hours and nothing noticeable changed, it won't even show me the update logs for some reason.

You better be protecting me from some megavirus or some shit, Microsoft.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 6:47 am 
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Airra wrote:
My mother is an idiot and doesn't have the slightest daisies clue why watching a video of someone getting hit by a car would be highly disturbing and sees no problems that showing it to people could cause.

Edit: And now she is getting angry because I am so noticeably bothered,

Edit 2: She is seriously trying to guilt me, now.
I told her it bothered me, I asked for an apology, and she is making it all into her problem.

Edit 3: Suuuuuuure, Airra does something wrong and she has to apologize heavily regardless of whether or not she was even part of a situation.
Someone did something upsetting to Airra? She's just whining; no reason to think everyone else isn't perfect!

Some people have a weird morbid curiosity and like seeing that stuff. I guess they just assume everyone is like that. A friend once showed me a video of a diving accident and it still messes with me sometimes when I think about it.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
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Granny Benson wrote:
Airra wrote:
My mother is an idiot and doesn't have the slightest daisies clue why watching a video of someone getting hit by a car would be highly disturbing and sees no problems that showing it to people could cause.

Edit: And now she is getting angry because I am so noticeably bothered,

Edit 2: She is seriously trying to guilt me, now.
I told her it bothered me, I asked for an apology, and she is making it all into her problem.

Edit 3: Suuuuuuure, Airra does something wrong and she has to apologize heavily regardless of whether or not she was even part of a situation.
Someone did something upsetting to Airra? She's just whining; no reason to think everyone else isn't perfect!

Some people have a weird morbid curiosity and like seeing that stuff. I guess they just assume everyone is like that. A friend once showed me a video of a diving accident and it still messes with me sometimes when I think about it.

Yeah, friend showed me a Canadian PSA on accident prevention. I don't know if the lady was supposed to die or just be horribly disfigured, but they did a good job of making the screams sound real. God.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
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Yeah, friend showed me a Canadian PSA on accident prevention. I don't know if the lady was supposed to die or just be horribly disfigured, but they did a good job of making the screams sound real. God.
The Quebec Commission for Health and Security at Work did some quite gruesome TV ads about ten years ago. There was one where a guy was crushed to death by a garbage (?) compactor because the operator wasn't paying attention, and another one where a worker got his sleeve stuck in a conveyor belt and stuggled to free it and noone around him could hear his screams because of the ambient noise and it handed with his hand being horribly crushed.
Someone made a parody of the last one that's quite faithful to the original (the real one faded to black right after the guy's finger gets bended backwards).


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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 6:56 pm 
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Well they got the message across to me. Saw the one about the chef who slips on the grease and pours boiling oil on herself. Fun.

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