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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 12:22 pm 
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Trying to look for information about how ancient civilizations dealt with and interacted with radioactive metals and the like. The first bunch of results is basically "ANCIENT NUCLEAR WAR IN INDIA?!?!", so I try another search term and I get pretty much the same thing. Third search term got me what I was looking for as the second-to-last result of the first page, while the last result on that page was an article debunking all of Ancient Aliens' crap. I like the fact that conspiracy theory communities are some of the oldest and most insular groups on the Internet, but they sure as hell know how to make it hard to search for stuff at times.

I absolutely love that kind of stuff. My shelves are full with Ancient Aliens, UFOs, Area 51 and whatnot books.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 9:33 pm 
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Trying to look for information about how ancient civilizations dealt with and interacted with radioactive metals and the like. The first bunch of results is basically "ANCIENT NUCLEAR WAR IN INDIA?!?!", so I try another search term and I get pretty much the same thing. Third search term got me what I was looking for as the second-to-last result of the first page, while the last result on that page was an article debunking all of Ancient Aliens' crap. I like the fact that conspiracy theory communities are some of the oldest and most insular groups on the Internet, but they sure as hell know how to make it hard to search for stuff at times.

I absolutely love that kind of stuff. My shelves are full with Ancient Aliens, UFOs, Area 51 and whatnot books.

I can attest to this shelf being full of conspiracy books.
It also has a model Gundam on it, an Oshawott and some other stuff

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 10:14 pm 
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I hate my (extended, sometimes immediate) family.
My aunt is arguing with me about the USA accepting Syrian refugees. Her arguments are "they're all fighting age Muslim men who support ISIS", and she refuses to change her mind despite all the sources I have cited (it's not just a username) and EVIDENCE I have provided that her arguments are totally wrong.
Her sources are the stupid conspiracy bullshit websites that middle-aged Republicans FLOCK to as "the only real news source guaranteed also Obama is antichrist superhitler muslim terrorist".
also she is voting for Trump
can i have different family

Quoted my post from Current Events about my aunt.

She just dropped this wonderful post.
[CN]'s shitty racist aunt wrote:
There is no one alive now that is directly affected by slavery. And if they think they are still persecuted because they are black, maybe they should check into history and go back to Africa. They will see their ancestors had a hell of a better life in the US than where they came from.
I added some emphasis.

I am consistently dropping contact with family members at the rate of 1 per year, it seems. First my cousin (she is militantly against vaccines and adores conspiracies), then my dad (legal reasons), and now my aunt. yay

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 11:04 pm 
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Oh.
Oh wow.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
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I tell my dad to give me the team leader's email address so I can get the other coder's email address so I can get the code from him. My dad instead plans to write an email blaming the other coder for not fixing the problems and not working with me and demanding the guy make the other coder give me the code and he'd instead copy me on the email. I basically had to convince him I'd write the same thing so he would to make sure he didn't and instead gave me the leader's address like I'd asked.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
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I came home for thanksgiving break and already have to deal with my older sister's drug habit shit. Fucking ridiculous.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 5:17 am 
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I'm up at 4am because I got a fever last night and my melatonin hasn't kicked in yet.

Ugh why do I get sick on my days off?? I'm already thinking of calling in sick on Friday because this fever feels exactly like the one that made me miserable for a week.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 2:38 pm 
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My dad's friend, the state senator is an booty. Yes, you've gone to Churchill Downs for 27 years in a row. We know you don't like Obama. He's doing this in front of my 11 year old brother, who is autistic. I'm sure he cares deeply about how he oh so cleverly mocks Obama, and how he's oh so amazing for getting that box.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
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Ever since I got my car, shitty things have been piling up. Not all of it related to the car, just a fraction. It's like I can't go one week without wanting to just fucking destroy everything I see.

I'm not really superstitious, but how the hell can shit go wrong so often that I can barely calm down from the last thing?

My dad gave me a number to call to let my insurance company know I lost my job and the payments are gonna be late for the near future. I called, and guess what? I got a machine that not only wasn't able to handle my issue, it didn't even give me the option of talking to a person.

I'm about ready to run my car off a fucking bridge.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2015 2:57 am 
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For most automated phone systems, if you push 0 you get connected to a person. Most phone systems. During phone business hours.

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Might not be better by tomorrow when we have multiple hour long rehearsal followed by a concert of similar length, and the only way I can find to not have to leave the room every few hours is to not eat anything at all the entire day. Fun.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 11:19 pm 
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so a few weeks ago i missed out on a rare/exotic pelt that i really wanted. was sad. last weekend i discovered it had been relisted. the bid ended today, there were no bids on it, no watches, i'm the only one around, it's guaranteed to be mine. i even ended up getting kyle to stay at work late to get it for me since i had to be somewhere when the bid ended.

forgot to tell him to set a max bid (he doesn't ebay often) and got sniped by a GOD daisies bot at 5 seconds. i'm so fucking mad. i almost want to email the seller and be like 'PLEASE I WILL PAY THE NEXT BID UP' but that's probably dishonest.....

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 11:36 pm 
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forgot to tell him to set a max bid (he doesn't ebay often) and got sniped by a GOD daisies bot at 5 seconds. i'm so fucking mad. i almost want to email the seller and be like 'PLEASE I WILL PAY THE NEXT BID UP' but that's probably dishonest.....


Dishonest? It's worth a shot, the seller probs just cares about the cheddar anyway.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 11:46 pm 
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He started using his claws a whole lot.
I'll soon be more scratches than Airra.

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 Post subject: or use tms
PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 12:06 am 
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Level him up and teach him new moves until he forgets Scratch.

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