AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[12:00:01 AM] Luigi is Number 3: This year sucks.

[12:04:57 AM] Luigi is Number 3: You won't regret my taste.

Zeke <3: Oh! We once found a cat, we had no idea who the owner was, so we took it in for a few days while we made posters and stuff.
Zeke <3: We had no idea what it's name was, but we figured it out becasue of the Simpsons.
Zeke <3: "OR MY NAME ISN'T CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS!"
Zeke <3: The cat got really excited when Mr. Burns said that.
Zeke <3: So we called it Charles. When we found his owner, it turned out his name was Charlie
Zeke <3: It was so cool!

[10:45 PM] glocktor: what in gods name is friendfiction
[10:45 PM] provendermalkin: here i will pen some
[10:45 PM] provendermalkin: "WILLOW" SAID MALUM BLINKING RAPIDLY IN BARELY CONTAINED FRIENDLUST
[10:45 PM] exeres: No no you are the artist silly
[10:45 PM] provendermalkin: PLEASE PASS ME THE SNACKS"'
[10:45 PM] glocktor: friendlust
[10:45 PM] glocktor: omg
[10:46 PM] provendermalkin: "OH MALUM OF COURSE" WILLOW SHOUTED WITH MIRTHFUL VIGOR, LAUNCHING
[10:46 PM] provendermalkin: THE BOWL AT MALUM'S BEAUTIFUL FACE
[10:46 PM] exeres: Never mind you can write this shit is pure gold
[10:46 PM] runes: this is gud
[10:46 PM] tammerath: 10/10 wud read
[10:46 PM] exeres: It is simultaneously off the hook and the chain
[10:46 PM] provendermalkin: I'll begin the novelization immediately
[10:47 PM] exeres: Movie premieres this summer
[10:47 PM] tammerath: With you as the main actor, Michael
[10:47 PM] glocktor: Micheal Cera as Willow
[10:47 PM] exeres: Who is Michael
[10:47 PM] exeres: My name is Dick Strutter
[10:47 PM] glocktor: Shia LeBeouf as Malum
[10:47 PM] runes: #jokeschaosdunkedintotheground
[10:47 PM] glocktor: Megan Fox as Exeres
[10:47 PM] fuzznut: this is [Eccleston voice]FANTASTIC![/Eccleston voice]
[10:48 PM] glocktor: Angelina Jolie as Le Great Handsome Oppressor
[10:48 PM] fuzznut: no
[10:48 PM] glocktor: Morgan Freeman as Lolita
[10:48 PM] fuzznut: yes

[11:29 PM] provendermalkin: "WULLO STOMP THAT ZENOCMOPHR"
[11:29 PM] provendermalkin: "DO IT FOR AR FRIENDSHAP"
[11:29 PM] exeres: Primetime writing here
[11:29 PM] exeres: Shoe-in for a Pulitzer
[11:30 PM] willowandmalum1: no
[11:30 PM] willowandmalum1: NOOOOOO
[11:30 PM] provendermalkin: "YES I WILL DO IT FOR US" WILLIO REPLIED STERNLY MASHING THE A BUTTON
[11:30 PM] provendermalkin: MASHING IT LIKE AN SCIENC EMARINE MASHING ALIENS

exeres: Wry you need to animate this Friendventure
[11:32 PM] provendermalkin: hahaha
[11:33 PM] provendermalkin: EIP[ODE 1 OF AZ ADVENTURES IN AZ
[11:33 PM] provendermalkin: CHAPTERS 1
[11:33 PM] provendermalkin: MALUM AND WILOE HAV SNAKS
[11:33 PM] provendermalkin: CHAPOTER 2
[11:34 PM] provendermalkin: O NO A ZEHOMNOPH
11:34 PM] provendermalkin: that is exactly how it will be rendered
[11:34 PM] exeres: Don't send it in for editing
[11:34 PM] exeres: They'll butcher it

[11:22] AA: you know what would piss everyone off
[11:22] CC: oh gog
[11:22] AA: if i just
[11:22] AA: have morse code as my quirk
[11:22] CC: oh god
[11:22] CC: oh god
[11:22] CC: FUCK
[11:22] CC: NO
[11:23] CC: jesus FUCK NO
[11:23] CC: mean jesus
[11:23] CC: ...
[11:23] CC: jesus
[11:23] CC: Jesus
[11:23] CC: FUCKING HELL
[11:23] CC: WORK daisies YOU
[11:24] CC: ...
[11:24] CC: bah
[11:24] CC: oh
[11:24] CC: qu1rks were off
[11:25] CC: 1
[11:25] CC: 0
[11:25] CC: g0g
[11:25] CC: jegus
[11:25] CC: jess
[11:25] CC: s0
[11:25] AA: .... .- / .... .-
[11:25] CC: g0t mj qu1rk f1gur1ed 0ut
[11:25] CC: jes
[11:26] CC: jus g0tta j0us mah 1nstead 0f mj
[11:26] AA: .... .- - . / -- . / -.-- . - ..--..
[11:26] CC: ...
[11:26] CC: no
[11:26] CC: just
[11:26] CC: no
[11:26] CC: I would fucking KILL your booty
[11:26] AA: .. / . -. .--- --- -.-- / - .... .. ... / ...- . .-. -.-- / -- ..- -.-. ....
[11:27] CC: can you please not use the fuckin morse code
[11:28] AA: kay

Did everyone get drunk while we were playing video games and not paying enough attention to everyone?

[8:49:52 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: you want me to make you a sandwich filled with ~*my love*~
[8:50:26 AM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: that sounds disg- great

[10:36:40 AM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: uuh
[10:37:00 AM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: I don't know
[10:37:14 AM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: if your tiddies are so big you should like strap them to your back
[10:37:24 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: oh my god
[10:37:27 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: i
[10:37:28 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: ????
[10:37:36 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: i need a visual representation
[10:40:36 AM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: what
[10:40:47 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: how would i even DO that
[10:41:10 AM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: http://i51.tinypic.com/se249h.gif
[10:41:55 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: cHRISTT WHAT
[10:42:00 AM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: japan

[06:24] -- galactickAdventurer [GA] began pestering atrociousAgnew [AA] at 18:24 --
[06:24] GA: hey qool qid
[06:24] AA: oh motherfuck
[06:25] GA:
[06:25] AA: is that seriously your quirk
[06:26] GA: qurrent that is my quirq, problem qool qid?
[06:28] AA: ya
[06:28] AA: its worse than Mituna's
[06:28] AA: in a sense
[06:28] AA: alright fuck it
[06:29] AA: if you're doing that
[06:29] AA: then I am picking a dead language
[06:29] GA: i thinkw my kwuirkw is kwuite alright
[06:29] GA: dang
[06:29] AA: or a fictional one that is nothing but symbols
[06:30] AA: Oh
[06:30] AA: OH YES
[06:30] AA: DOVAH SPEAK
[06:30] AA: or latin
[06:30] GA: no dang is bekwause i messed up the kwuirkw
[06:31] GA: and it qame out worse
[06:31] AA: or I do morse code again
[06:32] GA: no-deal with it
[06:32] AA: No
[06:33] GA: dont qare qause this is my quirq, right now -deal with it
[06:33] AA: Oakleys doing some Rufioh-Aradia-German thing
[06:33] GA: hehe -deal with it
[06:33] AA: so I get some stupid unreadable quirk
[06:34] AA: Teedle-deedle-he
[06:35] GA: Guess what- qrazy qaqophone of quirqy quirqing as qymbals qlash qhaotiqly -deal with it
[06:36] AA: bad translator it is then
[06:37] GA: Guess what- then you have deqlared war upon my qrazy quirq -deal with it
[06:37] GA: Guesss what- o4 eo ywou eavh a 0roblem witg itu qoyol rid -de?l waith kt
[06:39] AA: Dude
[06:39] AA: Seriously
[06:39] GA: sorry, cranked up the mispeller
[06:40] AA: thank you
[06:42] GA: I]ori+ 13e +o pop flyin' a13ou+ +ha+ riow
[06:47] AA: Aus Bein Bah
[06:49] GA: rio, i I]ori+ wari+ your cake
[06:49] GA: sorry, no i dont want your cake
[06:51] AA: Ag Ahzid Dir
[06:51] GA: no pie either
[06:53] GA: tstng 1 2 3
[06:53] GA: dng
[06:53] GA: dang
[06:53] AA: Dur Dur Dur
[06:54] AA: Dir Dir Dir
[06:54] GA: t_st_ng _n_ tw_ thr__
[06:55] AA: Screw it
[06:55] AA: I spent like four minutes copying and pasting dragon language
[06:56] GA: _nd _ w_rk_d _n my _nt_rst_ll_r q__rk
[06:57] AA: qxzqxzqxzqxzqxzqxzqxzqxzqxzqxz
[06:57] AA: 010011010100110010101110001101010101010101010101010101101101101011011010110101101101010111011001101101011010101101101101011010110110101
[06:57] GA: your mind is spacetraveling crazy section of outerspace outerspace
[06:58] AA: like yours wasn't
[06:58] GA: only half of it
[06:59] GA: pulsar super red giant super red giant pulsar red giant
[07:00] AA: I'm out
[07:00] -- atrociousAgnew [AA] ceased pestering galactickAdventurer [GA] at 19:00 --

Friendly Sandvich Heavy: .zip specifically?
Kuma: Any one works
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: .superfuckingobscure
Kuma: Skype should be ready in about 25 minutes
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: I'll save them as a .jpg
Kuma: Save it as a .bmp and put it in a passworded obscure zip
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: And then save it again as a .gif, then save THAT as a .jpg, lowest quality
Kuma: Then encode it in HTML
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Then preform a satanic ritual
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Burn the computer
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: I will then mail you the key that will open a strongbox that will contain the location of the box in which contains the key to an unmarked house
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: In this house
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: You will find many things
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Mainly regarding yourself
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: It will be an adventure of the mind
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: At the end, you will be rewarded with two things
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Enlightenment
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: And the password for a website
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: This website will have a code on it
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: This code will give you the location of a monk temple
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: You must defeat every monk inside of the temple, down to the last one
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Once this is done, you will summon The Great Doucebag, he will come out of retirement for this last fight.
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: It will be a fight to the death.
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Once you defeat him, he will give you the location of a small box.
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Inside this box will be another key.
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Swallow the key.
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: You must then take a plane to the island of The First Otaku
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Brush up on your shitty japanese
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: You must then challange the ghost of The First Otaku to a duel
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: He will win.
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: You must then spend the next three years in intense training.
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Don't worry, it'll actually turn out to be a week at most.
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: You must then rechallange him
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: You will win this time
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: As his ghost is finally released from it's prision, it will be time to return home.
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Once you arive, you will find a letter in your mailbox.
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Do not open it.
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: A ninja will attack you.
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: That ninja will have the third and final key on it.
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: This key will open the door to my house.
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: You must then fly over to where I live, and I will tell you to go the fuck home.
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: I might stab you.
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Once you return home, you will find that I have sent you the file
Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Do you understand?

[8:21:43 PM | Edited by Yeili, 8:22:53 PM] egoat: i just had some bomb booty-chili
[8:22:08 PM] egoat: it involved chocolate, beer, and a cup of coffee somehow
[8:23:50 PM] Malum: what
[8:23:54 PM] Malum: how does that even work
[8:24:00 PM] egoat: just kind of
[8:24:03 PM] egoat: poured over it
[8:24:06 PM] Malum: ew
[8:24:14 PM] egoat: no it was delicious
[8:24:17 PM] Yeili: laughing
[8:24:42 PM] egoat: my dad got the recipe from some kind of mystic hipster or something

[8:32:39 PM] egoat: oh goddammit yeili
[8:32:48 PM] Yeili: ARE YEOU JUST NOW
[8:32:48 PM] egoat: i should really stop inserting booty into all of my sentences

way to go egoat

[6:06:04 PM] Twerk-it Turbro: Twerking you say
[6:06:19 PM] General: OH SHIT