AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Twerk-it Turbro unleashes the crying screaming patriotic bald eagle

[5:54:30 PM] Joh Terraem: then I shall strive to be the most magnificent little girl

Op 28-12-12, om 00:57, schreef The Willow Witch:
> IM SORRY WE ARNT THE BEST

Lolita (◡‿◡✿): am i nanako
Grumblecakes: Big Bro - Check
Grumblecakes: Cute - Check
Grumblecakes: JUNES - ???
Lolita (◡‿◡✿): wal mart???
Grumblecakes: Oh god
Grumblecakes: EVERY DAY IS GREAT
Grumblecakes: AT
Grumblecakes: YOUR
Grumblecakes: WAL
Grumblecakes: MAAAR
Grumblecakes: T

Grumblecakes slaps Yosuke
Lolita (◡‿◡✿): did you slap him
Lolita (◡‿◡✿): ~*erotically*~
Grumblecakes: I slapped him so hard
Grumblecakes: His face erupted into shoujo bubbles

[11:09:34 PM] Zack: Lion King of Comedy: is betrippin in this chat i think we should sit him down and talk about his tumblr
[11:10:05 PM] Mister Mander: what about it
[11:11:25 PM] Zack: Lion King of Comedy: within a five minute period he reblogged his own post nine time to live blog a dr who episode
[11:12:34 PM] Zack: Lion King of Comedy: we are up to 13
[11:12:51 PM] Mister Mander: No sitting down and talking
[11:12:56 PM] Mister Mander: take him behind the shed
[11:12:59 PM] Mister Mander: you know what to do
[11:13:28 PM] Zack: Lion King of Comedy: are you trying to get me to fuck him or lassie him
[11:13:37 PM] Zack: Lion King of Comedy: i mean old yeller him
[11:13:46 PM] Zack: Lion King of Comedy: i dont know what lassie him means

[10:58:53 AM] hermit gal: i'm just gonna

eat this candy cane
[10:59:05 AM] Luigi is Number 3: Yeah... eat that candy cane.
[10:59:08 AM] Luigi is Number 3: Work it, girl.
[10:59:15 AM] Luigi is Number 3: *sexy black voice*
[10:59:34 AM | Edited 10:59:40 AM] Luigi is Number 3: get those cavities.
[10:59:36 AM] hermit gal: tam you're gay, you're not allowed to tell me to work it :V it's in the rules
[10:59:47 AM] Luigi is Number 3: Okay fine.
[10:59:55 AM] Luigi is Number 3: Shake your booty, girlfriend, whoooooo.
[11:00:07 AM] Luigi is Number 3: I'll get the banana daquiris from that cute bartender.
[11:00:13 AM] Luigi is Number 3: and then you dish about your man.
[11:00:13 AM] hermit gal: that's better :V

[03:03:27] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: what's wrong with male Cockfighting Society
[03:03:31] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: BECAUSE IT NEEDS TO GET IN THE FUCKING POKEBALL

[6:38:41 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: haha oh delibird, you useless piece of shit

[6:46:19 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: i'm bodaciously going to beat the shit out of this mother and child

[00:48:50] Hot, b ambitious: u have cool butt ;)
[00:48:58] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: oh yeah
[00:49:00] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: give me your address
[00:49:04] Hot, b ambitious: sh-Great Handsome Oppressor

[9:40:19 PM] Water Tango Foxtrot: do you facebattle your mother's booty with that mouth

[6:44:39 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: the IM quote thread has turned into just everything i say

[9:42:33 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: dude it wouldn't feel weird
[9:42:37 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: it would be like facebattling my brother

Colin: i think you should just carry one of those super stereotypical "im here" kinda poster things people have in movies at the airport
Yorick: but colin those are only used in romcoms
Yorick: I'm not trying to seduce your dad :'[
Colin: oh, major flaw in the plan right there
Colin: scrap it all
Colin: tell magfest to cancel itself
Yorick: hmm
Yorick: how do I word the letter?
Colin: just send an audio clip
Yorick: "if magfest happens I'll have to seduce my bro's dad, could you call it off"

[5:44:15 AM] Syobon: ok
[5:44:21 AM] Syobon: you got me popsicle

[8:54:12 PM] Mister Mander: I nearly met a chick named Zelda once
[8:54:19 PM] Mister Mander: THen something caught on fire and I missed my appointment
[8:54:30 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: oh
[8:54:36 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: Ganon strikes again