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Rinoko
 Post subject: Re: Pick up lines, go!
PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:49 am 
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Do you know karate? Because you're really attractive.

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AngelicSongx
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:52 am 
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Rinoko
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:55 am 
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Some of you NONAMERICANS(please don't murder me) might not get this one:

Do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot, and I'm ready.

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Tetrunes
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I wish I were a DNA polymerase so I could unzip your jeans.

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How am I supposed to see tacos in these conditions?

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Riku
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:49 pm 
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The Nightman
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:20 pm 
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"Let's hug each other and see who gets a boner."

See, it's straight to the point, and if the other person gets the boner, then crisis avoided!

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Reyo
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Show up unannounced.

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Tetrunes
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:09 am 
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You myst be serbian, because it doesn't take much for you to light up my Chicago World's Fair.

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How am I supposed to see tacos in these conditions?

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Exeres
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I wish I were a DNA polymerase so I could unzip your jeans.

And you said A&P wouldn't serve you later in life.

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Tetrunes
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:07 am 
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I stole it from a shirt

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Gryewolf
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Are you a drug dealer? Because I can't get enough of your crack!

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Lotharu
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The Nightman
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:44 am 
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TerraChimaera
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You must be a rapidly oxidized substance, cause you're on fire.

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electronic goat
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