AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted, but then it's you that turns into steam.


I wish my senior year of high school would just end already.

Granted but you flunk.

I wish I had a laser.

Granted.

You're probably going to need it, considering the zombie hoard that's after you. =D


I wish I had enough motivation to actually do all my stacked up homework.

EDIT: Pageget

You find motivation to do your homework by completeing something before you commit suicide, which you shortly do there after completing said homework.

I wish for a worthless trinket.

Granted, you now have a trinket that tells my viking army your whereabouts. Mwahahaha.

I wish you people were awake.

Granted, but nobody's had caffienne yet so they're unresponsive anyways.

I wish for a new house.

Granted. It gets demolished. the person you bought it from is already in florida.

i wish i had a tournament arcade stick

Granted. But its for a game that's only in Swedish.

I wish my dog was still alive ;~;

Granted, but it's a zombie dog

I wish my senior year would just END ALREADY.

It ends in your unconventional death.

I wish for the paper in front of me not to say

"James Daly
James is a mad man who likes to express his inner feelings in his art work. With his main piece the "Beast from the East" and "Jojo the Toa".

Granted. Instead, that paper is the New York Times (or whatever version of a national paper) that reveals your deepest secrets to the world.

I wish I could sew.

You use your new sewing abilities to sew on a third arm.

Too bad, seeing as though you don't connect the nerve so you can't control it or anything like that, it's just an rotting arm sewed onto yout body somewhere, floppin' about.

I wish to be a Machamp.

Granted, but you are captured, put in a PC box and never used again except to smash rocks.

I wish I had an entire day to work on my pottery project, because that is the only way I will be able to finish it this year.

Granted, you made the most beautiful piece the world have seen. Then you trip and break it.

I wish I had a lovely bunch of coconuts.

Granted. But they are not standing in a row.


I wish for more Marth comics.