AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[8:03:28 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: guys
[8:03:31 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: fuck, marry, kill
[8:03:35 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: stalin, hitler, castro
[8:03:49 PM] fluffy slut-cake: im so done with you

Sun Ray Goddess Lolita flops on the ground
[1:51:13 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: Sun Ray Goddess Lolita rolls around on the floor
[1:51:17 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: i miss my caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
[1:51:26 PM] Nanashad: rolling around
[1:51:27 PM] Nanashad: at
[1:51:27 PM] Nanashad: the
[1:51:28 PM] Nanashad: speed
[1:51:29 PM] Nanashad: of
[1:51:30 PM] Nanashad: sound

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[12:31:59 PM] Nanashad: it was in you all along
[12:32:13 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: hot
[12:32:24 PM] Nanashad: no not
[12:32:31 PM] Nanashad: *SIGH*
[12:32:34 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: HEH

[11:14:24 PM] Engineer of Denial: Also Em: daisies, the drama llama's knocking on your door
[11:14:28 PM] Engineer of Denial: And he's not taking no for an answer
[11:14:35 PM] Turbro: He's gonna burst the fuck in there
[11:14:39 PM] Turbro: Eat your sweater
[11:14:45 PM] Turbro: Puke on the floor
[11:14:49 PM] Turbro: Drink all the beer
[11:15:02 PM] Turbro: And pass out surrounded by facebook fights
[11:15:13 PM] Engineer of Denial: Then make himself your roommate without being invited first
[11:15:23 PM] Turbro: Use up all of your fucking toilet paper
[11:15:30 PM] Engineer of Denial: Leave the toilet seat up
[11:15:36 PM] Engineer of Denial: Hell, fucking eat the toilet seat
[11:15:48 PM] Turbro: And in the morning he's going to wake you up and demand blueberry pancakes despite the fact that blueberries aren't in season and you have none

[23:25:44] Adonis Flex-Atlas: http://www.ask-mpreg-homestuck-The Big Cheese.tumblr.com

Text: what
Text: if
Text: cats
Text: everywhere
Yorick: how long do you think it would take for the mass of the cats to crush cats on the lower levels
Yorick: a: instantaneously
Yorick: because everywhere
Yorick: the question is what happens when the gravitation of the cats causes them to compress
Yorick: Does gravity even apply if cats are evenly spread in high concentration throughout the entire universe?
Text: ...
Text: This
Text: This is a...
Text: Cat-tastrophe.
Yorick: when the mass of cats compresses into a big gushy ball of blood or do they remain suspended evenly in the vacuum?
Text: Catastropic.
Yorick: how far do the cats go? bodaciously everywhere?
Text: Just meowing
Text: pawing at nothing in space
Text: rolling around like fluffy comets of piss filled hate
Yorick: Does that include regions of space which the Big Bang's ejaculate has not yet reached?
Text: and cynicism
Text: did you relaly jsut use the word ejaculte
Yorick: If so, how long does the compression take?
Yorick: yes
Yorick: it's a scientific term >;'[
Yorick: probably
Text: not with that winky face
Yorick: fuck

[2:36:32 AM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: me x a noose
[2:36:41 AM] Vax: oh sweet my otp

[3:00:19 PM] Spoony: I'm doing real bad at this dating sim
[3:00:21 PM | Edited 3:00:26 PM] Lolita: and lust
[3:01:02 PM] Nanashad: Your waifu I shall not be
[3:01:09 PM] The Big Cheese: what sim is it
[3:01:12 PM] The Big Cheese: is it the pigeon one
[3:01:14 PM] Lolita: oh god
[3:01:20 PM] Spoony: the what now
[3:01:30 PM] Yeili: dark please no
[3:01:41 PM] Lolita: help
[3:01:45 PM] Lolita: help dark is pinching my cheeks
[3:01:56 PM] The Big Cheese: i once played a dating sim
[3:02:03 PM] The Big Cheese: i uh
[3:02:08 PM] The Big Cheese: actaully didn't do too bad
[3:02:15 PM] The Big Cheese: the game neglected to tell me there was a combat system though
[3:02:24 PM] Spoony: that information'd help, yeh
[3:02:29 PM] Lolita: ...persona??
[3:02:42 PM] The Big Cheese: no it was some newgrounds flash
[3:02:50 PM] Lolita: meet n fuck kingdom, ah
[3:02:54 PM] Yeili: GALAXY ANGEL SIM DATE
[3:03:04 PM] Lolita: ...
[3:03:07 PM] Spoony: I 100%d katawa weaboo
[3:03:14 PM] The Big Cheese: fo
[3:03:16 PM] The Big Cheese: r
[3:03:18 PM] The Big Cheese: fucks sake yeili
[3:03:19 PM] The Big Cheese: how
[3:03:19 PM] Yeili: oh god spoony
[3:03:22 PM] Lolita: yeili
[3:03:24 PM] Yeili: ARE YOU SERIOUS
[3:03:26 PM] Yeili: WAS I RIGHT
[3:03:29 PM] Lolita: YEILI
[3:03:42 PM] The Big Cheese: HOW
[3:03:47 PM] The Big Cheese: THERE ARE LIKE 50 ON THERE
[3:04:00 PM] Yeili: no i'm done with like all of you
[3:04:10 PM] The Big Cheese: i was like 15 to be fair
[3:04:10 PM] Spoony: YELLING

10:30 PM - Malum: Who the fuck is gwyn's
10:30 PM - Malum: wife
10:30 PM - Malum: or did he birth them from his head like athena from Zeus
10:30 PM - egoat: i think he does have a wife
10:31 PM - egoat: it's probably the one in that sunlight altar NON-broken statue by the bonfire
10:31 PM - Malum: Maybe
10:31 PM - Malum: but who is she
10:31 PM - egoat: just some chick
10:31 PM - Malum: is the Witch of Izalith
10:31 PM - Malum: probably not
10:31 PM - Malum: but like
10:31 PM - Malum: it can't be some random chick
10:32 PM - Malum: because that would make them demigods
10:32 PM - egoat: gwyn does what he wants
10:32 PM - Malum: it's probably the head thing
10:32 PM - Malum: it's magic aint gotta explain shit
10:32 PM - egoat: i sorta assumed everyone who isn't like "i gots the lord souls first" and is called a god is a demigod
10:33 PM - Malum: maybe gwyn and manus had gay godsex
10:33 PM - Malum: better post that on the dark souls tag
10:33 PM - Malum: quality
10:33 PM - egoat: i will draw this
10:33 PM - egoat: manus would give a hell of a handjob
10:33 PM - Malum: fisting
10:34 PM - egoat: but really manus is gross don't let like old creepy master hand near your genitals
10:34 PM - egoat: egoat's health tips

[01:38:10] Lotharu: sex
[01:38:12] Syobon: ie duck sucking
[01:38:16] Syobon: daisies loth
[01:38:17] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: duck sucking
[01:38:23] Syobon: shit
[01:38:30] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: ~*you tried*~

[4:28:18 AM] Mister Fancypants: HAHAHAHA!
[4:28:24 AM] Mister Fancypants: FALLING RAIN IS NO MORE
[4:28:34 AM] Mister Fancypants: I HAVE VANQUESHED MY FOE
[4:28:38 AM] Mister Fancypants: AND HE SHALL FOE NO MORE
[4:28:50 AM] Mister Fancypants: HE WAS NOT STRONG ENOUGH
[4:28:59 AM] Mister Fancypants: WITH STRENGTH
[4:38:39 AM] Falconer Lombard: night
[4:38:47 AM] Mister Fancypants: Night