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PostPosted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 4:54 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:32 am 
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Verom: she went and picked up the smackdown from downtown
Verom: and brought it on the bus
Verom: and the wheels on the bus go SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:17 am 
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[15:15:43] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: il slrt
[15:16:16] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: oops
[15:16:19] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: I wanted to type
[15:16:21] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: im smrt
[15:16:25] Tatzelyne: yeah I thought so
[15:16:32] Tatzelyne: it just shows how slrt you are
[15:16:35] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: sounds like im no so smrt after all
[15:16:36] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: :U
[15:16:40] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: >no so
[15:16:40] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: fuck
[15:16:54] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: WELL
[15:17:02] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: yknow what I gotta go buy baguettes
[15:17:04] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: so brb


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he was serious about the baguettes

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:38 am 
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Baguettes are serious

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 7:19 pm 
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[8:17:03 PM] Chicken Prophet Kale: well yeah that too
[8:17:49 PM] Chicken Prophet Kale: You know what show was amazing though?
[8:17:53 PM] Chicken Prophet Kale: Bananas in Pajamas
[8:18:20 PM] Cafall: bananas don't wear pajamas
[8:18:23 PM] *** Cafall removed Chicken Prophet Kale from this conversation. ***

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:37 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:27 pm 
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[10:25:35 PM] Yeili: man i'm so pisse dyou didn't finish
[10:25:45 PM] Yeili: labrys's route gave me so many feels
[10:25:48 PM] Yeili: FEELINGS
[10:25:49 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: gomen
[10:25:52 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: i didn't have enough time
[10:25:53 PM] Yeili: I DDIN'T USE THE WORD 'FEELS'
[10:25:59 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: yes you did
[10:26:02 PM] Yeili: NO I DIDN'T
[10:26:03 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita:
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[10:25 PM] Yeili: labrys's route gave me so many feels

[10:26:05 PM] Yeili: IT NEVER HAPPENDD
[10:26:06 PM] Yeili: NO
[10:26:10 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita:
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[10:25 PM] Yeili: feels

[10:26:14 PM] Yeili: STOP TI
[10:26:21 PM] Yeili: I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

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[6:03:50 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: bring on the banana

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:04 pm 
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WITH THE FEELINGS

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:58 am 
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[18:52:40] Topic: (Funes) changes topic to (<Metee> now I could roll a midget or a hot plant chick <Metee> I've always had a thing for plants <Metee> don't you think "I wish I could put my penis in that" when you see a flower?

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:13 pm 
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10:11 PM - Kuma: take off your clothes
10:11 PM - Lolita (◡‿◡✿): uh okay

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:21 pm 
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[11:41:52 AM] Zen: Shoolis
[11:41:59 AM] Zen: take all your clothes off
[11:42:00 AM | Edited 11:42:12 AM] Zen: don't let modesty stop you
[8:06:12 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): that video made me feel
[8:12:58 PM] Zen: don't let miodesty stop you from feeling
[8:14:21 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): it made me feel modest
[8:15:06 PM] Zen: oh no
[8:17:02 PM] Zen: that guy's eyes were in all the wrong places
[8:17:45 PM] Zen: "should watch for acid burns, but might be only time to see another guy's junk oooooooooh my"
[8:27:39 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): "wow you look a lot bigger now than in the showers"
[8:27:56 PM] Zen: "although, it may just be the swelling"
[8:28:06 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): "from the acid"
[8:28:15 PM] Zen: "on your crotch"
[8:28:55 PM] Zen: "So, if you aren't dead later or horribly disfigured, we should hang out"
[8:29:46 PM] Zen: "oh, not the right time. sorry. okay. I'll just keep staring here"

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 3:30 pm 
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[21:25:50] George: just a sec lolita geez why are you so
[21:25:54] George: so pushy ugh
[21:25:58] George: lemme log on and off ok just a sex

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
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princess brothel you weren't even there stop stalking me ok i need to have a personal bublé alright

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:05 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
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[7:18:40 PM] Lolita: i can control my cat ability

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