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Grrl, if I were a Zelda item, I'd be the Magic Hammer and pound you all night.

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[6:03:50 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: bring on the banana

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My enchanted wizard's blade gives me +%50 on the chances of you sleeping with me,


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Aw, how romantic!

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oh god I lol'd way to hard there.


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oh god I became way to hard there.

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oh god I came way to hard there.

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Grrrrl, wanna watch me bench press my own weight?

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Grrrrl, wanna watch me bench press my own weight?


Yes.

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If you were a World of Warcraft Battleground, you'd be Arathi BABEsin



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And for the Zelda nerds:

Hey Baby, wanna see my Dominion Rod? I give it a swing and it fills you with life.


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you remind me of my pinkie toe, because i know i'm gonna bang you on the table some time. :colbert:
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If I were in a Pokemon battle with you, I would use these moves:
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So this is why I don't have a girlfriend

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I see.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I see.

That reminds me of another one...
"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."


I'm so sorry

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