AWKWARD ZOMBIE

guys
guys i'm not single anymore.
i'm dating a girl from my church. she fancies me and i fancy her. i was like "hey let's get some coffee some time" and she was like "okay its a date " and i was like "this means we're dating, doesnt it" and she goes "well yeah i guess it does "

WEW

How is a dinosaur allowed in a Church?

Ignoring that your presence would invalidate doctrine, wouldn't they be fearful of you taking off with a few parishioners, or worse, all of the communion wine?

Never mind that, I'm just amazed there are two currently living dinosaurs!

So, my date on the 4th went really well! We met up at 8:00 and just hang around the con, visiting stands and looking at cosplayers. Then we looked for a lonely alley, made out a few times, got to second base and sticked our hands in each other's underwear.

charming

Keep it classy.

Sounds like it was a fun time

P.S., you could spoiler the TMI bit and put a warning.

Don't see why it has to be spoilered. I mean it's not like he described the actions in glorious detail, it was just "Yep we put our hands down each other's pants" Completely safe explanation, in my opinion.

Nothing there said they were wearing the pants in question. I think they were simply examining their partners choice in pants based convention swag.

"Nnyess, these printed boxers are quite exquisite, I do say."

Please don't talk about touching dicks in this thread. It's simply uncalled for, and I wish you could have some class about it by simply not mentioning it. If you absolutely must, put it under spoiler tags.

Finally ask girl at school out after like a month and a half

Turns out she has a boyfriend

c'est la vie

guess who has a boooyyyfriiiiennnd

even though he's long distance i'm super pop flyin' right now c:

Grats!!! You deserve a break!