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Pirate's Log, Twenty-Fourth o' June


Welcome to Paradise, my brothers and sisters.

It's been three months since I was thrown off that damnable ship, cast into the ocean to fend for myself. I was going to die. But then... I saw it. The most beautiful thing I've seen in my entire life... Land. Not just land, but a whole island. A real, live, tropical island. I swam to it, loving it, embracing it. The primitive life forms on the island were easily whipped into submission with the pistol I managed to sneak with me. It took but one shot to turn a thriving primitive society into a collection of servants bound to my will. My first order of business was to create a beacon of some sort... a place for others stranded in the ocean to come to. A Paradise. My Paradise. OUR Paradise. It worked, and the people came in droves. It was... awkward at times, seeing as the man I caused to fall was the first to come, but we were gentlemen about it. After a brief scuffle (we... decided it was a draw.), the topic was never brought up again. I built a dock, and more advanced housing. I turned the place into a real paradise. The local people revered us as gods, for we had where they had not. Is it wrong to use slave labor to make a Paradise? I'm sorry, I can't hear your question over servants waiting on me hand and foot 24/7.

Not even a month after I was cast off, the ship I cursed came into my port. I had the locals surround it, preparing to kill the inhabitants, but was greeted by none other than the old Mutiny leader himself, Ol' Sax! Ha ha, the silver-tongued bastard nearly got himself killed, and now he comes up to port wit' a Captain's hat? It was almost too good to be true. Naturally, quite a few folks died in the rebellion, but it was for a good cause. The fellows are drinking makeshift rum in the makeshift inn, resting a bit before taking to the seas once more. I don't think I'll be joinin' them this time. I'm glad I went, and I do love the sea, but I can't just give up on Paradise now. A few of the others are staying as well, some because they're tired, some because they want to live in Paradise, and some just because they can't stand the new leader, may he find rest in Davy John's locker. I don't much care anymore, frankly. We're all a big, pop flyin' family. Mutie or Matey, it doesn't matter here. The bad blood fell to the waters with the Ol Cap' in's corpse. Here, we're all brothers and sisters.

Welcome to Paradise.

-Darkin, Fair Lass

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That was beautiful, Darkin

Y'all din't lissen an now look what it brought us. We be in Davie jones's locker all o us.

W-why gosh
You're gonna make me blush over here
I love doing these, it just feels... almost necessary.

Welp. My suspicions when I died were Guyperson and D-vid, I was going to say so when it became apparent that Crisp was being framed, but I wanted to see if Crisp was guilty first just in case. I figured I might die that night, but hoped I didn't.

Unfortunately, I lost that gamble, but at least I didn't accuse any innocents.

I really wish I lead the lynch against Brek when we did the lists, but I was afraid taking heat off of Crisp would have made me scummy.

Also, the reason I asked for people to make the lists was because I figured Mafia would be enticed into trying to skew the votes by voting mafia as innocent, since they would be the only ones sure of who is innocent or guilty.

I'm sorry, I can't go to bed without saying this:

I realize this game is based on bandwagoning rather than evidence when most sources of evidence are removed. But bandwagoning on a person because one person says "oh hey maybe theyre suspicious" on a day where lynching the wrong person will make you lose is really stupid. At least look through the thread and see if what they've been saying is consistent. look through the thread to see the patterns of previously revealed muties. Do something other than blindly lynch someone without thinking at all.
I voted for myself because I no longer had any desire to see the mateys win, not after they all simultaneously decided to stop reasoning.

And when you are 100% sure that someone is a mutineer, don't vote for the person who might not be a mutineer. I bodaciously cannot comprehend what was going through your mind when you voted to lynch me, Guyperson, I can't.

And lastly to the mutineers:
When we were having that five-page argument, why didn't you step in and use your numbers to end the game? I'm pretty sure that an early end would have been preferred to a circular argument with people who refused to listen. If it was to cast suspicion: why? You only needed two non-mutie votes, and you got half of that with Supaaku. There was no need to cast suspicion on a person you can easily execute without trying to hide yourselves.

The game is putting to much stress on me, I'm not playing the next one.

I wanted to say a lot during the past few hours of the game that some of the people blindly lynching you could have been Muties. You kept assuming that townies were bandwagoning, but Muties don't need much more reason than "lol lynch" and getting mad at them for that is stupid because that's what Muties do.

Besides which, people can vote for whatever reason they want to. Brek got lynched by some people because he was being a jerk about people lynching him, and people don't enjoy playing a game where someone freaks out about being lynched.

People don't need to provide an "acceptable" reason to vote (though if they don't want to be the next one to walk the plank, they reaonably should not be scummy about it, but that's their prerogative). They can vote because they hate that person for X (hopefully without saying so), they can vote because they have a gut feeling, they can vote "because bandwagon" to make sure someone dies.

I think you're getting a bit too worked up and personal about the fact that people voted for you "for no good reason". :/

I took back my vote for him after seeing he took part in killing a mutineer day 4 very early. So I could be fairly sure he was innocent.
It's not rocket science. Anyone could have come to that conclusion.

[strike]MAFIA[/strike] MUTINY DOCUMENTS AND ROLES HAVE BEEN RELEASED

CHECK THE OP, LANDLUBBERS

Saximaphone - Long John Silver

FFffffffffffffffffffffff

I was actually the .matey... all along.

I was the cannoneer! I shot, I killed, and I didn't get caught!

I fooled you all....

sorta

Why a dragon gif?