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Henteko
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Why hello there. Seems I've registered in your forums.

The name's Cobalt, and I've been reading the Awkward Zombie comics for about a year. Figured I'd see what all the fuss is about on these forums.

A bit about myself, I'm a male, currently 18, and a perfectionist when it comes to the English language. I also enjoy video games to an unhealthy degree. That's really about it.

Don't mind my avatar; while it IS a "upstanding member of society" character of my own design, I can assure you that I'm not the type to go off ranting about... You get the idea, so I'll digress. Go put away your torches and pitchforks.


You lie! You just wanted to copy me!
...Maybe.
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Oh, may this be like the 19th century.

I smell a upstanding member of society hunt.

Then comes the trials.

Then comes the executions.

:colbert:
You can never kill a upstanding member of society.
We're like the heads of the Hydra. Cut off one, and even more will come back.

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I'm sure if we cut them all at the same time they'll all stay down.

Otherwise burning the heads is another way. :psyduck:

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Deuce wrote:
Bowen wrote:
Oh, may this be like the 19th century.

I smell a upstanding member of society hunt.

Then comes the trials.

Then comes the executions.

:colbert:
You can never kill a upstanding member of society.
We're like the heads of the Hydra. Cut off one, and even more will come back.


Well that means we just have to burn you.
AKA, witch trials.
So that's why they burned witches.
:awesome:

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Probably the fact that you can write perfect sentences.

...

Wait, crap!
Oh crap! That means that I'm one of you!
NO! I can't be! ... does the upstanding member of society side have werewolves?

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lyrasen wrote:
Deuce wrote:
Bowen wrote:
Oh, may this be like the 19th century.

I smell a upstanding member of society hunt.

Then comes the trials.

Then comes the executions.

:colbert:
You can never kill a upstanding member of society.
We're like the heads of the Hydra. Cut off one, and even more will come back.


Well that means we just have to burn you.
AKA, witch trials.
So that's why they burned witches.
:awesome:


upstanding members of society=Witches?

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Link iz awsome 11
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Stu_Pidasl wrote:
lyrasen wrote:
Deuce wrote:
Bowen wrote:
Oh, may this be like the 19th century.

I smell a upstanding member of society hunt.

Then comes the trials.

Then comes the executions.

:colbert:
You can never kill a upstanding member of society.
We're like the heads of the Hydra. Cut off one, and even more will come back.


Well that means we just have to burn you.
AKA, witch trials.
So that's why they burned witches.
:awesome:


upstanding members of society=Witches?

A upstanding member of society witch...... that is a scary thought.... :pepperspray:

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...Why am I infinitely tempted to quote Monty Python and the Holy Grail now?

...Oh screw it.

SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT.

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Link iz awsome 11 wrote:
Stu_Pidasl wrote:
lyrasen wrote:
Deuce wrote:
Bowen wrote:
Oh, may this be like the 19th century.

I smell a upstanding member of society hunt.

Then comes the trials.

Then comes the executions.

:colbert:
You can never kill a upstanding member of society.
We're like the heads of the Hydra. Cut off one, and even more will come back.


Well that means we just have to burn you.
AKA, witch trials.
So that's why they burned witches.
:awesome:


upstanding members of society=Witches?

A upstanding member of society witch...... that is a scary thought.... :pepperspray:


I thought we already knew that upstanding members of society worked for the Devil.

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Cobalt wrote:
...Why am I infinitely tempted to quote Monty Python and the Holy Grail now?

...Oh screw it.

SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT.


BUT YOU LOOK FINE!

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Yeili wrote:
Cobalt wrote:
...Why am I infinitely tempted to quote Monty Python and the Holy Grail now?

...Oh screw it.

SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT.


BUT YOU LOOK FINE!

I GOT BETTER.

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Cobalt
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Actually... I never DID get better.

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I think that just about sums it up.

Weirded out yet? :D
Note: Why yes, I'm well aware that the image looks like shit. It's not meant to be pretty, it was a quick and messy crop/paste I did at 2 in the morning a few months ago. :p

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I LOVE NEWTS.
*locks you in a tank*
...The kind that spits missiles.
Fuck yeah.

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I prefer salamanders to newts. :awesome:

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Link iz awsome 11 wrote:
I prefer salamanders to newts. :awesome:


Salamanders die too fast. They live for like eight months then BAM they die. Like babies. Mmmm. Probably my fault.

In captivity if you treat a newt right in can live for like, 10 years. I've had mine for about... Seven years now. I'm taking them to college with me.

FUCK YEAH NEWTS.

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