AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[5:33:08 PM] Loaf: I'm still having the image in my head of a guy fucking a chick and finding a bottle cap
[5:33:17 PM] Ody: XD
[5:33:18 PM] Thoven: O.o
[5:33:28 PM] Ody: "IT'S A WINNER!"

[8:07:14 PM] Xarcosm: *offers you a tuna sandwich*
[8:07:20 PM] Xarcosm: oh god that still sounds horrible
[8:07:23 PM] Xarcosm: the legs are the bread

Deuce: HE'S GONNA RAAAAAAAAPE ME!
Deuce: Ooh, chips!

Never tell your password to anyone.
blakyoshi7 has been invited to chat.
Dick Dastardly has been invited to chat.
meatloaf of darkness has been invited to chat.
Myk has been invited to chat.
meatloaf of darkness entered chat.
meatloaf of darkness: Yes?
TexAlma has been invited to chat.
Tonberry has been invited to chat.
TryBern has been invited to chat.
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: noting just chat
Plasma has been invited to chat.
Plasma entered chat.
Plasma: so...
meatloaf of darkness: I 'unno
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: Foofyler made naked time
Plasma: and I was naked
Plasma: umm
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: cooky
meatloaf of darkness: I was naked once
Plasma: just because I'm out of the shower, not because I have a secret crush on Meatloaf's dog or anything
meatloaf of darkness: But that was so very long ago
meatloaf of darkness: we both know what you mean by "dog"
meatloaf of darkness: *wink*
Plasma: yeah
Plasma: I mean 'your mom'!
Plasma: umm
meatloaf of darkness: do you want a picture of my mom?
Plasma: pretend that I didn't say 'crush'
meatloaf of darkness: because I've seen her naked
meatloaf of darkness: and it'd kill your boner
meatloaf of darkness: it'd snap it in half and put it in a blender and then you'd finally muster the energy to say "No thank you, mistress"
meatloaf of darkness: and then gallop away
Plasma: how would you know about boners?
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: picture my boner is hurting me
meatloaf of darkness: what do you mean?
Plasma: I mean you've never seen one in your life
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: I need a boner killer
meatloaf of darkness: Of course I have
meatloaf of darkness: I have one myself you know
Plasma: really?
Plasma: then why are you such a woman all the time?
Plasma: I mean, you're the least many man on the forum!
meatloaf of darkness: I'm a woman alot of the time?
meatloaf of darkness: what makes you say that!
Plasma: even Starseed looks like Hulk Hogan compared to you!
meatloaf of darkness: well starseed has balls of steel
Plasma: (although that is to say, Starseed may actually be Hogan!)
Plasma: BALLS OF STEEL!
Plasma: now
Plasma: no more pansy-ing it up, 'kay?
meatloaf of darkness: what do you mean?
Plasma: and then nobody will mistake you for a unich
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: Anyone hate those quake sounds in tf2
meatloaf of darkness: when have I ever acted like a pansy
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: DOMINATION!
meatloaf of darkness: No.
meatloaf of darkness: I liked them in CSS
meatloaf of darkness: which I played when it first came out and for years to follow
Plasma: yes, they're really annoying!
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: HOLY SHIT
Plasma: I mean, they were fun in Quake, but not in bloody CounterStrike and TF2!
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: M-M-M-M-M-M MONSTER KILL
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: There from unreaql
meatloaf of darkness: I don't mind them
Plasma: saay, meatloaf
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: I hate servers with millons of downloads that you don't use
Plasma: are YOU naked?
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: yep
meatloaf of darkness: I was
meatloaf of darkness: he was talking to me username
Plasma: not believing until I see a pic!
meatloaf of darkness: you prick
meatloaf of darkness: I posted a picture of myself
Plasma: where?
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/wp-conten ... hotdog.jpg
meatloaf of darkness: in the "pics or gtfo" thread
meatloaf of darkness: like page 7 or something
meatloaf of darkness: at the bottom
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: hahahaha
Plasma: wait
Plasma: YOU'RE A DISEMBODIED HEAD?!!
meatloaf of darkness: I have a hand that you can see
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: I have a pic of myself
Plasma: HOLY CRAP!
Plasma: YOU'RE ANDROSS!
meatloaf of darkness: why did you put me in a sweater vest in that sims picture username
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: I never saw your picture
meatloaf of darkness: well it looked close enough in the sims thing
meatloaf of darkness: that I figured you did
Plasma: sims thing?
meatloaf of darkness: sims, it's a video game
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: I'm gettng sims 3
Plasma: no, I mean what sims picture?
Plasma: also, I want Sims3
meatloaf of darkness: I had a sims
Plasma: but I have this thing called 'not a job'
meatloaf of darkness: they all rustled on the fucking floor and died in a fire
meatloaf of darkness: I didn't play it again after that
Plasma: the true american dream!
Plasma: also, I'll be getting the new Spore expansion out in two weeks
Plasma: which looks god-awesomely awesome!
meatloaf of darkness: foa
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: its in the idea theard
Plasma: what idea theard
Plasma: is it anything like an idea beard?
meatloaf of darkness: I had a beard once
meatloaf of darkness: but that was so very long ago
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: Idea thread
meatloaf of darkness: oh don't get me started
[Gb] The Level 4 Sentry entered chat.
[Gb] The Level 4 Sentry: ...this is a strange event....
[Gb] The Level 4 Sentry: im not naked though
Plasma: hi
Plasma: YOU FAILED US, L4!
meatloaf of darkness: who are you
[Gb] The Level 4 Sentry: D:
[Gb] The Level 4 Sentry: Tap
[Gb] The Level 4 Sentry: Tappity
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: he is a person
Plasma: You've lost our respect!
[Gb] The Level 4 Sentry: or in the forums im Bill Nye the Science Guy
meatloaf of darkness: Tell me again you are you.
Plasma: And you won't be getting it back until you level up some more
Plasma: and learn hyperbeam
meatloaf of darkness: I am me.
meatloaf of darkness: But you are not me.
[Gb] The Level 4 Sentry: D:
meatloaf of darkness: You are different entity.
[Gb] The Level 4 Sentry kills some harmless rats
[Gb] The Level 4 Sentry: FOR THE HORDE
Plasma: nope, he's actually you, Meatboy
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: oh shit
meatloaf of darkness bites your fucking face
meatloaf of darkness: MeatLOAF
Plasma: sorry
Plasma: Meatgirl
[Gb] The Level 4 Sentry: ;D
meatloaf of darkness: how am I a girl!?
Plasma: for your conspicuous lack of a male reproductive parts!
Plasma: also, you have bewbs
meatloaf of darkness: I have a penis!
meatloaf of darkness: I have balls!
Plasma: well look
Plasma: do you like tiddies?
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: yes
meatloaf of darkness: I have gigs of porn on my computer dedicated TO penis and balls!
[Gb] The Level 4 Sentry: everyone loves bewbs
meatloaf of darkness: I'm a manly man
meatloaf of darkness: Not ellen degenerous, she's an booty woman
[Gb] The Level 4 Sentry: only MANLY men play Cooking Mama
Plasma: a manly man is a dyke
meatloaf of darkness: a manly man full of men
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: I got 3 killobytes of porn
[Gb] The Level 4 Sentry: how do you think Heavy made Sandvich?
[Gb] The Level 4 Sentry: COOKING MAMA
Plasma: I've got -7 bits!
meatloaf of darkness: I've got a terrabyte
Plasma: or he just bought it
[Gb] The Level 4 Sentry: Ok,,,,,,
[Gb] The Level 4 Sentry: i wanna cast a spell
meatloaf of darkness: russian mama made it for him
meatloaf of darkness: her and her filthy communist sausage meet
Plasma: besides, you don't cook up sandwitches
meatloaf of darkness: filthy filthy whore
meatloaf of darkness: what if it's a cuban
meatloaf of darkness: you cook cubans
[Gb] The Level 4 Sentry: MADWORLD OUT IN A WEEK OR TWO WOOOOOOOOP
meatloaf of darkness: and?
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: BITCHES LETS GO ON TF2
meatloaf of darkness: No.
Plasma: BITno
[Gb] The Level 4 Sentry: nah
[Gb] The Level 4 Sentry: too late for me D:
meatloaf of darkness: We all hate you suername.
[Gb] The Level 4 Sentry: going to bed
meatloaf of darkness: it's 5 in the afternoon
Plasma: then go to... karate class
[Gb] The Level 4 Sentry: no its 10:30 at night
meatloaf of darkness hadoukens
meatloaf of darkness shoryukens
meatloaf of darkness does that fuckign awesome hurricane kick
Plasma blocks
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: Lvl 4 sentry your in brit
[Gb] The Level 4 Sentry holds back for two seconds
meatloaf of darkness: daisies you and your crouch and block maneuvers!
[Gb] The Level 4 Sentry then presses forward and attack
[Gb] The Level 4 Sentry: SONIC BOOM
Plasma blocks
meatloaf of darkness: sonic boom! sonic boom! sonic boom!
meatloaf of darkness: no but seriously who the hell is level 4 sentry
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: a sntry
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: well shit
meatloaf of darkness: I hate you username
Plasma: a floating eye
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: fuck you
[Gb] The Level 4 Sentry: i think my name was Tap n Clogs before
[Gb] The Level 4 Sentry: i AM omnipotent
meatloaf of darkness: oh like a vagina monster in Legend of Zelda
meatloaf of darkness: wait for it to open
meatloaf of darkness: AND STRIKE
Plasma: no, that's a goatse monster
meatloaf of darkness: I get those confused
Plasma: also, you're not allowed at my parties anymore
meatloaf of darkness: they're both pits of neverending darkness and horror

[8:51:43 PM] Maxy says: And then we take his pants.
[8:51:44 PM] Maxy says: 8D

Linebeck, Professional Crate Inspector says:
You know?
Linebeck, Professional Crate Inspector says:
I want a bitch. <:
ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain. says:
I bet you do.
Linebeck, Professional Crate Inspector says:
Yes I do.
Linebeck, Professional Crate Inspector says:
But whoooooom.
ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain. says:
I don't think you're mean enough.
Linebeck, Professional Crate Inspector says:
I can be plenty mean!
Linebeck, Professional Crate Inspector says:
Grrr!
ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain. says:
Uh huh
Linebeck, Professional Crate Inspector says:
Yeah
Linebeck, Professional Crate Inspector says:
Like
Linebeck, Professional Crate Inspector says:
YOU THERE
Linebeck, Professional Crate Inspector says:
Give me a uh..
Linebeck, Professional Crate Inspector says:
aaaaaa
ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain. says:
backbone
Linebeck, Professional Crate Inspector says:
I have one. ]<
ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain. says:
I can't hear you
Linebeck, Professional Crate Inspector says:
I HAVE ONE. ]8<
Linebeck, Professional Crate Inspector says:
I can too be mean!
Linebeck, Professional Crate Inspector says:
Grrrr.
Linebeck, Professional Crate Inspector says:
Go make me a Sandwich
Linebeck, Professional Crate Inspector says:
And bring me a beer.

[02:09:28] Yeili: Who's that pokemon.
[02:09:31] Yeili: It's caterpie.
[02:09:40] Xarcosm: SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS ELECTRODE
[02:10:04] Spyke: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[02:10:11] Spyke: *explosion*
[02:10:18] Xarcosm: Wait who

Ian:
-lmao-
haha i was watching the news and some guys car was frozen to the ground
Mary Angela:
eww that sucks ;[
Ian:
he was in jamaica tho -l-
Mary Angela:
wtf?
there is cold in jamaica
Ian:
no he was in jamaica. the car was in toronto ;P
Mary Angela:
...
im confused!
lmao
Ian:
his car was parked on the st. while he was in jamaica a waterline broke and fRoze his car to the road
Mary Angela:
ooooh i see ;p
i feel dumb -l-
ure not a good explainer! -cry-
Ian:
-lmfao- yes i am!

[6:49:20 PM] Yeili: STAR!
[6:49:23 PM] Thoven: HI STAR!
[6:49:31 PM] Star: Hi hi
[6:49:31 PM] EyeBall: CAUSE YOU HAVE SAGGY tiddies
[6:49:35 PM] Trygve Bernhardt Moen Haaland: Hello, the popular star
[6:49:38 PM] VromBomb: Haha.
[6:49:42 PM] EyeBall: im mean...hello

[6:18:47 PM] VromBomb imagined Marth as a football player.
[6:18:48 PM] Namix says: or a pidgey

[8:31:23 PM] Maxy says: So guys what's your favorite kind of jooce.
[8:31:29 PM] Lyra says: IT WOULD BE THE SPERM DAMMIT

I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME OFFICER