AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Okay, woah.

1) That was a hell of a day to not be here; really nice work getting E-goat! I can't think of any good reason why they'd tailor him as another mafia though, that's bizarre to say the least. Outfits can't stack, right?

2) I think now's a good time to reveal I'm Bulletproof. So Lynch Marcato for sure, though we should keep discussing a bit to figure out who else is scum.

Oh, I knew it. I knew you were scum.

Lynch FlyingGiraffe. Lynch him so hard.

holy shit guys cool the fuck down.

Giraffe, let's not assume everyone is going to roll over and believe you.

And Marc, lets just keep a level head and discuss some things over.

I think the person I was talking things over with the other day had a really good point and I don't need you knuckleheads sparking a vote this soon out of the gate.

Because if we are right, we nabbed someone for sure.

But I am more willing to trust marc than giraffe.

A strategy for the town's bulletproof man would be to NOT reveal their role!

It defeats the purpose of being bulletproof!

This is what confuses me about his actions.

Giraffe, if you are indeed bulletproof why would you make yourself useless on purpose?

I'm not actually mad. Just a bit excited and trying to be humorous about how guilty Giraffe is.

And I voted to lynch because now I'm 100% certain he's mafia and he voted to lynch me.

Marc, Marc, D-Vid and I have been doing some talking and no matter how guilty you may think Giraffe is, D-Vid and I have PROOF ACTUAL PROOF that we have scum on our hands. I really wish I could tell you all right now, but I am afraid I am going to have to refrain, like I said, until I get his ok on it.

And giraffe, I suggest you refrain from your accusations as well. We are all reasonable, rational people here.

Bulletproof's only useful during the night. I guess revealing myself let mafia know who not to attack now, but unless I completely misinterpreted this post:

then we've found mafia and can start the snowball to victory. Considering where we are (or were, if you're really talking about something big, Android) that's a much better plan than just sitting around.

Fine, then. If you're Bulletproof, which you and I both know you aren't, why risk revealing yourself when the mafia KNOWS you can only die by lynching?

Like I said, both of you knuckleheads should cool off and go back to no lynch. You are entitled to your opinions, but like I said D-Vid and I have ACTUAL LEGITIMATE PROOF OF 2, NOT ONE BUT TWO SCUMBAGS. So I implore, stop roasting each other, wait for D-Vid, and I assure you we will without a doubt have a mafia member in our grasp before the night is out!

I'm not roasting anyone. I'm defending myself.

And no, I won't change my vote. Not because of I'm getting emotional, but because I know the truth.

I could ask you the exact same question, Marcato. Admittedly I stupidly jumped on it once you made the claim, which was a smart move on your part if you wanted me to weed myself out, but our priority is catching mafia and I can finally say with confidence that we've found one. I'm not changing my vote.

Marc I understand, I understand completely. I am just trying to get you both to stop going back and forth because then it leaves room for the whoever the mafia member is to muddy the waters with falsities. It is in both of your best interests, innocence-wise, to wait for other people to weigh in.

Well, while we wait for the others, I made a list of accusations, lynches, deaths, and the like. I actually started it a bit before Giraffe voted to lynch me.

There's no bias or speculation here, just the statements each player has made.

Day One

Banter:
-Died instantly. Poor soul. Revealed to be the Doctor.

Dedivax:
-Votes No Lynch.

Kira:
-Accuses Dedivax of being the Framer, most likely as a joke.
-Votes No Lynch.

Paranoid Android:
-Claims to have used a random number generator to decide on a random lynch. Furthermore, claims to have pulled his own name.
-Votes to Lynch Himself.
-Later claims to have made up the story about the number generator in order to expose mafia members.

Marcato:
-Votes No Lynch.
-Changes vote to Lynch Paranoid Android.
-Accuses Android of being the Tailor.

Malum:
-Votes No Lynch.

Barabba:
-Votes No Lynch.

ZenithOfChaos:
-Votes No Lynch.

Game Angel:
-Votes No Lynch.

AngelicSongx:
-Votes Undecided.
-Suggests perhaps Paranoid Android could be the Princess.

Chopstix:
-Votes No Lynch.

Day Two

AngelicSongx:
-Killed during Night Two. Revealed to be the Princess.
-States that she only suggested Android as Princess to see if he would claim it, then expose his lie.

Marcato:
-Does not think the real Princess was killed.
-Adds Crisp to Kira's list of suspicious people.
-Claims he accused Android because of events in a previous Mafia game.
-Still thinks Android is the Tailor.
-Votes to Lynch Barabba.
-Changes vote to Undecided.
-Gives opinion of players, casts suspicion on Dedivax, FlyingGiraffe, ZenithOfChaos, and Android.
-Changes vote to No Lynch.
-Casts suspicion on Chopstix.
-Changes vote to Lynch Crisp.
-Casts suspicion on Malum.
-Thinks Android is not mafia.
-Changes vote to No Lynch.

FlyingGiraffe:
-Does not think the Doctor was tailored.
-Thinks Angelic was the real Princess.
-Votes Undecided.
-Casts suspicion on Marcato and/or Android or Malum

Kira:
-Casts his suspicions on Game Angel, Malum, Barabba, and Dedivax.
-Does not think Barabba is mafia.
-Does not suspect Crisp, Game Angel, or Barabba.
-Suspects Malum and Dedivax.
-Votes to Lynch Malum.
-Claims to have voted to lynch Malum to get a reaction.

D-Vid:
-Does not think Android or Marcato are mafia.
-Does not think anyone has been tailored yet.
-Finds Kira not mentioning Crisp suspicious but not lynch-worthy.
-Unsure about Android.
-"Barabba is weird."
-Votes No Lynch.

Crisp:
-Claims to have not posted yet because of a faulty computer.
-Votes Undecided.
-Claims to be unable to regularly access the Internet.
-Votes to Lynch Barabba.
-Demands proof of Barabba's innocence.
-Changes vote back to Undecided.
-Changes vote to No Lynch.

Dedivax:
-Votes Undecided.
-Casts suspicion on Crisp.
-Votes to Lynch Crisp.

Barabba:
-Votes to Lynch Kira.
-Edited his post.
-Changes vote to No Lynch.
-Claims banter's corpse was not tailored.
-Claims to be the Oracle.
-Claims to have asked how to play Oracle effectively Night One and if banter's corpse was tailored Night Two.
-Suggests using another random number generator to decide who to lynch.
-Casts his suspicions on Chopstix, Kamak, Dedivax, Crisp, Kira maybe?, and Android.
-Takes a screenshot of a PM between him and Monobear, then posts it as proof of being the Oracle.
-Monobear kills Barabba for metagaming.

Malum:
-States that Barabba is acting suspicious, more so than Android.
-Votes to Lynch Barabba.
-Changes vote to No Lynch.
-Casts suspicion on Android.

Paranoid Android:
-Begins to be suspicious of Barabba.
-Votes to Lynch Barabba.
-Claims to have been roleblocked last night.
-Changes vote to No Lynch.
-Changes vote to Undecided.
-"Not a fan" of Kira or Crisp, but would only consider lynching Crisp.
-Casts suspicion on FlyingGiraffe.
-Changes vote to Lynch Malum.
-Claims to be "suspicious of all".

electronic goat:
-Votes to Lynch Barabba.
-Changes vote to Undecided.
-Votes No Lynch.

ZenithOfChaos:
-Votes No Lynch.

Game Angel:
-Votes Undecided.
-Votes No Lynch.

Kamak:
-Casts suspicion on Malum and Crisp.
-Casts suspicion on Marcato.
-Casts suspicion on Chopstix.

Chopstix:
-Claims to not post very much because of work.
-Casts suspicion on Android.

Day Three

ZenithOfChaos:
-Killed during Night Three. Revealed to be the Cop.

D-Vid:
-Did something similar to this.
-"Likely innocents could be Kamak, FlyingGiraffe, Kira, possibly Marcato."
-"The ones most people seem to be wary of are Crisp and Malum. "
-Also lists Android as a possible innocent.
-Votes to Lynch Malum.

Marcato:
-Casts suspicion on Malum, Crisp, Chopstix, and Game Angel.
-Votes to Lynch Malum.
-Claims to have gone out of town for a couple days.

Kira:
-Casts suspicion on Malum, Crisp, and Game Angel
-Votes to Lynch Malum

Paranoid Android:
-Gave opinions of people.
-"Chops, Malum, and crisp are on my watch list. Game Angel may be there soon and Kira is cool so far."
-Votes to Lynch Malum.

FlyingGiraffe:
-Casts suspicion on Marcato, Malum, Android, and Dedivax.
-Votes to Lynch Malum.

Game Angel:
-Casts suspicion on Malum, "was wary of Android and Marc[ato]"
-Votes to Lynch Malum.

Crisp:
-Casts suspicion on D-Vid.

Chopstix:
-Votes to Lynch Malum.

Kamak:
-Votes to Lynch Malum.

Malum:
-Lynched on Day Three. Revealed to be the Gladiator.

Day Four

No one died during Night Four.

D-Vid:
-Suggests to look at who voted to Lynch Malum to find mafia.
-Casts suspicion on Marcato and Chopstix.
-Claims to be the Inventor. Furthermore, that he gave a vest to Marcato, Kamak, and Kira, in that order, and did not give Android anything.
-Presses E-goat to start a duel between himself and Android or Kamak.

Paranoid Android:
-Makes list of who voted to lynch Malum.
-Casts suspicion on Chopstix.
-Claims to have been roleblocked again.
-Also claims he was targeted for the mafia kill.
-Says he had an "important role" at some point in an earlier day.
-Claims he was "protected".
-Claims Monobear informed him of his protection.
-Claims to have not posted much because of work.
-Casts suspicion on Chopstix.
-Votes to Lynch Chopstix.
-Changes his vote to Lynch E-goat.

Kira:
-Stated his role at some point? I guess I missed that.

FlyingGiraffe:
-Casts suspicion on Marcato.
-Suggests that "without a doubt" there's mafia in the list that voted for Malum.
-Suggests that Malum could have been tailored.
-Claims to have not posted much because of E3.
-Claims to be out of town for a few days.
-Casts suspicion on Android and Dedivax.

Marcato:
-Claims to not be the Coroner.
-Claims he was given a bulletproof vest two nights ago and has not been attacked.
-Claims to be working on an online class as a reason for not posting much.
-Casts suspicion on electronic goat.
-Votes to Lynch E-Goat.
-Presses E-Goat to start a duel between himself and Kamak.

Game Angel:
-Claims to have not posted much because of Animal Crossing.
-Votes to Lynch E-goat.

Chopstix
-Casts suspicion on Android.

Dedivax:
-Casts suspicion on Android.
-Votes to Lynch E-Goat.

electronic goat:
-Claims to have lost track of the thread.
-Claims that Android is lying and he was roleblocked last night.
-Claims his role is Gladiator, and Malum was tailored.
-Votes to Lynch Paranoid Android.
-Lynched on Day Four. Revealed to be the Tailor.

Kamak:
-Presses Android and E-goat to reveal their roles and night actions.
-Claims to be the Coroner. Furthermore, that he did not investigate Night One, investigated banter on Night Two and discovered that they are the Doctor, investigated AngelicSongx on Night Three and discovered that she is the Princess, and investigated Malum on Night Four and discovered that she is the Gladiator.
-Votes to Lynch E-goat.
-Casts suspicion on Chopstix.
-Claims that he is unsure if Zenith is the real Cop, and suggests that mafia may vote for E-goat despite his apparent guilt.

Chopstix:
-Votes to Lynch Marcato. Claims it was a mistake and changes it to E-Goat.

Day Five

Dedivax:
-Killed during Night Five. Revealed to be the Watcher.
-Suggests Android had a gun and not a vest.
-Claims that mafia can be deduced since Kira claimed Voyeur(when?), Kamak claimed Coroner, and he claimed Inventor, and no one countered any of those statements.
-Suggests Android as Gunsmith and Marcato as Bulletproof.

Marcato:
-Casts suspicion on D-Vid.
-Claims to be Bulletproof.
-Suggests that D-Vid is innocent.
-Votes to Lynch FlyingGiraffe.

Game Angel:
-Casts suspicion on Android, claims that guns cannot be used like vests.

Kamak:
-Claims that E-goat was not the Tailor, but a tailored Mastermind.
-Casts suspicion on Kira, Crisp, FlyingGiraffe, and D-Vid.
-Claims to have received a vest.

Paranoid Android:
-Casts suspicion on Crisp and Chopstix.
-"More willing to trust Marc[ato] than Giraffe."

FlyingGiraffe:
-Claims to be Bulletproof.
-Votes to Lynch Marcato.

holy moley marcato. thats a lot! haha.