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Drops_Of_Jupiter
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Oh my God, that was a good one!

Okay, okay, uh.....


daisies. After that, I can't think of anything.

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The word of the day is "Legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

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Hmm. Well... there's...


The CIA is looking for my penis, and I need someplace to hide it!

Not that I can use that one, since I am not of the male persuasion.
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You know what I love most about your eyes? That when I look deep enough into them... I can see my own reflection.
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I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest?
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On Easter Day can I find your eggs... WITH MY PENIS?
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Starseed, I find it the difference in your last two pick-up lines to be horrifying.

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I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest?


That sounds like something a horny sadistic surgeon would say >_<


You blow my mind, care to blow something else?

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Christoph wrote:
Starseed, I find it the difference in your last two pick-up lines to be horrifying.
You find it the?

Second one I made up on the spot after reading the one before that... and from watching too much Clone High. ("You're wet... Let me dry you off... WITH MY PANTS!")
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Miss StarSeed wrote:
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Starseed, I find it the difference in your last two pick-up lines to be horrifying.
You find it the?

Second one I made up on the spot after reading the one before that... and from watching too much Clone High. ("You're wet... Let me dry you off... WITH MY PANTS!")


Heheh, Clone High owns.

Anyways...

Let's play carpenter! First we get hammered then I nail you.

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Heheh, Clone High owns.
Yes, yes it does.

In other news: Let's play war. I'll lay down and then you blow the hell out of me.
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In other news: Let's play war. I'll lay down and then you blow the hell out of me.


Deal.

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Christoph wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
In other news: Let's play war. I'll lay down and then you blow the hell out of me.


Deal.
Awkward. >_>
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Miss StarSeed wrote:
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Miss StarSeed wrote:
In other news: Let's play war. I'll lay down and then you blow the hell out of me.


Deal.
Awkward. >_>


I don't think Starseed has much to blow. It says "miss," not "queen" or "sir"...
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In other news: Let's play war. I'll lay down and then you blow the hell out of me.


Deal.
Awkward. >_>


YOU'VE CONDEMNED YOURSELF TO THIS FATE. >:(

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