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Why dont people think before they do something?
They are distracted by the shiny penny on the ground 24%  24%  [ 4 ]
They have no life 6%  6%  [ 1 ]
They ate paintchips as a kid 24%  24%  [ 4 ]
Watched to much TV 12%  12%  [ 2 ]
To many video games (if anyone chooses this, they die) 12%  12%  [ 2 ]
They watch movies about watching a videotape and dying 7 days later 24%  24%  [ 4 ]
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Stupid people need to stop breeding. Wheres natural selection when you need it?
There needs to be a required test of intelligence, lifestyle, habits, mental heath, genetics, and some other shit that is required by law to be taken when one becomes an adult. Anyone who fails it isn't allowed to reproduce. Along with it, any pregnancies occurring under the age of 18 shall be aborted.

It's harsh, maybe even borderline draconian, but fuck that shit. SOME PEOPLE SHOULD JUST STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THE GENE POOL.
I don't think that's harsh at all.

If you actually think about it, if people paid more attention to or governed things like sex and pregnancy, there probably wouldn't be any problems with over-population, abortion, etc. But then again, if there's a law, people will break it to be 'bad booty'.

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Really, you think "Habits" should be included in a test to determine whether people are allowed to breed? Does anyone know if that's related to genetics in any way, or just a result of how you are raised?

If the point is to improve human stock, then you shouldn't block favourable traits just because of the way someone was raised.

Also, I don't think that rigorous standards would be the best thing. You would have to be really stupid in order to not be allowed to breed.

Otherwise it's not easily provable, and you'd get mass riots (because you'd have large numbers of people being excluded).

Not that I would support this testing. It goes against everything I've learned about tolerance.

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Along with it, any pregnancies occurring under the age of 18 shall be aborted.


Agreed.

I'm hear that where I live, there's about to be an increase of babies being born. So much, that they probably won't have enough beds.
The plan is that, if you're under 18 and you pop out a little shit, they discharge you from hospital six hours after giving birth. The girls might die, the babies are probably going to die.
Teach 'em a lesson, eh?

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Aeti wrote:
Not that I would support this testing. It goes against everything I've learned about tolerance.
My tolerant response: "I am sorry I am an intolerant bitch. Please forgive me."

My intolerant response:
"I am sorry I think the world is full of fucking retards that should burn to death in a fire before squeezing out more retards. Please forgive me."

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Mandatory abortion, for all babies. The final solution.


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Amen.
Screw the next generation!

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
Aeti wrote:
Not that I would support this testing. It goes against everything I've learned about tolerance.
My tolerant response: "I am sorry I am an intolerant bitch. Please forgive me."

My intolerant response:
"I am sorry I think the world is full of fucking retards that should burn to death in a fire before squeezing out more retards. Please forgive me."
I love seeing other people just as cynical as I am. :D

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Amen.
Screw the next generation!

Psssh, you should learn Asexual reproduction.

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I don't post like.. ever, at all. Mostly because I feel stupid when I do, but partly because I have new games to play and I WILL NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE COMPLETED.

Also, I'm learning to cook, so... yea. Live skills and all that jazz.

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You ever think that our parents, and our parents' parents were right? Maybe every generation really is becoming marginally worse than the last. After being on the planet for so long, those little changes are starting to add up over the generations. If I were you, I'd be worried for our kids.

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We're getting worse because we're not getting beaten anymore. I know I'm a spoiled little shit, but I don't mouth off to my caretaker about it, least my luxurious lifestyle be taken away. :awesome:

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Yeah, we are spoiled.
So be it.

And I bet the next generation will have shit games to play as well.
Unless if we have anything to do with it, which we won't because we're too spoiled and lazy.

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Children's programming has definitely gotten more stupid since the '90s. Everything is computer generated, and it all looks like post-candy-binge-vomit.

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Water wrote:
Children's programming has definitely gotten more stupid since the '90s. Everything is computer generated, and it all looks like post-candy-binge-vomit.


My 2 year old nephew loves Dora the Explorer and Diego. That's not that bad in itself, but what I think is hilarious is that for Christmas he got a 'phonics' book starring Diego. Anyone else find it funny that a Spanish/Mexican/whatever-he-is boy is teaching kids English?

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Anyone else find it funny that a Spanish/Mexican/whatever-he-is boy is teaching kids English?
Not really. Teacher's wages must be really attractive to Mexicans.

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