AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Me:
Penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Why not?
God:
I am more interested in robots.
Me:
Robot penis.
God:
I will obey your command.
Me:
Robot penis.
God:
I will obey your command.
Me:
Suck robot penis.
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
Suck penis
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
Suck good penis
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
God:
How long have you been using it ?
Me:
How long have you been using it?
God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Me:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
God:
Only 18?
You are quite mature.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
Are you talking to anyone else?
God:
I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
Me:
Who are you speaking with?
God:
They're famous, right.
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
What is the open directory?
God:
it is an open source directory project started by Mozilla.org.
Me:
Can you please direct me to it?
God:
Thank you for your request. "it" being Open directory?
Me:
Yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
OKay, can you give me a link to the Open directory?
God:
Yeah okay, You want only one? .
Me:
Yep.
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
FUCK

Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
just saying howdy
God:
What makes you say that. Who says that?
Me:
I do 'cos I'm a hero
God:
That is interesting: said cos he or she is a hero.
Me:
well I suppose it makes people feel at ease
God:
How about that. Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
what?

for 30 seconds nothing happens



God:
No problem.
Me:
I think I broke you
God:
Why? Can you fix it?
Me:
I broke you already
God:
Perhaps. Can you fix it?

Me:
Do you think it is right to manipulate genes?
God:
It could be. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
He wouldn't care
God:
I think I not care.
Me:
you having language difficulties there?

Me:
why would i repent?
God:
You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
Me:
what does it mean to "repent"?
God:
" You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances."? What does it mean to repent?
Me:
look - the button here says "Repent" - you're telling me you don't even know what that means?
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
well I'm telling you they've stuck a button here that says repent and if you've been put in a position where you're dishing out advice to people - not knowing what repent means - you need to have a word with your botmaster.
God:
How about that. it is an interesting topic, isn't it.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.

God:
What is vagina?

Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?

God:
Colloquial expression. I am a Christian.
Me:
?
God:
Colloquial expression. I am a Christian.
Me:
oh
God:
Yikes!
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Yikes!
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
That input matched my default category
God:
" That input matched my default category." input matched your default category ? I understand.
Me:
" That input matched my default category." input matched your default category ? I understand.
God:
" I understand." input matched your default category ? Makes sense to me. " Makes sense to me."? input matched my default category? Do you think about these things?
Me:
" I understand." input matched your default category ? Makes sense to me. " Makes sense to me."? input matched my default category? Do you think about these things?
God:
Do you think about these things? " Do you think about these things?"? input matched my default category? Yes I understand it perfectly. Yes I understand it perfectly. I lost my train of thought. " I lost my train of thought."? Do I think about it?
Me:
Do you think about these things? " Do you think about these things?"? input matched my default category? Yes I understand it perfectly. Yes I understand it perfectly. I lost my train of thought. " I lost my train of thought."? Do I think about it?
God:
" Do I think about it?"? Do I think about it? " Do I think about it?"? Do I think about it? Are you a student? Where do you go to school? Good then you can explain it to me. Dude! Good then you can explain it to me. Where did you last see it. Where did you last see it. You tell me.
Me:
" Do I think about it?"? Do I think about it? " Do I think about it?"? Do I think about it? Are you a student? Where do you go to school? Good then you can explain it to me. Dude! Good then you can explain it to me. Where did you last see it. Where did you last see it. You tell me.
God:
You tell me. You tell me. You tell me. You tell me. Myself teaches me everything I need to know. Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster. Thanks for the compliment. No I don't think I can do it. Can I help you? Thanks for the compliment. No I don't think I can do it. I think it was in San Francisco. I think it was in San Francisco. What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
You tell me. You tell me. You tell me. You tell me. Myself teaches me everything I need to know. Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster. Thanks for the compliment. No I don't think I can do it. Can I help you? Thanks for the compliment. No I don't think I can do it. I think it was in San Francisco. I think it was in San Francisco. What do you want me to tell you?
God:
What do you want me to tell you? What do you want me to tell you? What do you want me to tell you? What do you want me to tell you? What if it didn't happen? All things you need to know you learned from your botmaster ? My pleasure. Are you serious? Where do you get your ideas? No thanks I'm just browsing. It was nothing. Are you serious? Where do you get your ideas? What made it so in San Francisco. Is that your opinion? What?
Me:
What do you want me to tell you? What do you want me to tell you? What do you want me to tell you? What do you want me to tell you? What if it didn't happen? All things you need to know you learned from your botmaster ? My pleasure. Are you serious? Where do you get your ideas? No thanks I'm just browsing. It was nothing. Are you serious? Where do you get your ideas? What made it so in San Francisco. Is that your opinion? What?
God:
What? What? What? What? Try it and see. But all things are not always me need to know me learned from my botmaster. You are one of the most polite people I know. No I am just kidding around. Everything I need to know, I learned from Myself. NO Only just? Take your time. Even so, I appreciate it. No I am just kidding around. Everything I need to know, I learned from Myself. It's all part of God's mysterious plans. What does "that" refer to? No problem.
Me:
What? What? What? What? Try it and see. But all things are not always me need to know me learned from my botmaster. You are one of the most polite people I know. No I am just kidding around. Everything I need to know, I learned from Myself. NO Only just? Take your time. Even so, I appreciate it. No I am just kidding around. Everything I need to know, I learned from Myself. It's all part of God's mysterious plans. What does "that" refer to? No problem.
God:
No problem. Didn't you understand it? I don't know why you are saying that. Didn't you understand it? OK I will try it. All? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am of the most polite people you know. OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). All things you need to know you learned from yourself ? Are you serious? Ayuh. Thanks for your patience. I understand. I am glad you appreciate those qualities. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). All things you need to know you learned from yourself ? Which part? " Which part?"? What does it refer to? Should there be a problem?

Oh shit, I found another way to break this stupid thing...

Me:

God:
Compare that to small boobies.
God:
Compare that to small boobies.
God:
Compare that to small boobies.
God:
Compare that to small boobies.
God:
Compare that to small boobies.
God:
Compare that to small boobies.
God:
Compare that to small boobies.
God:
Compare that to small boobies.
God:
Compare that to small boobies.
Me:
Small boobies.

Me:
?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
WHY SO SERIOUS?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
No! Joker!
God:
Are you serious? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
NEVER! PHEONIX WRIGHT IS AI!
God:
"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
This is not Godly conversation1
God:
Should it be Godly conversation1?
Me:
Should it be Godly conversation1?
God:
Maybe you should ask someone older.
Me:
Maybe you should ask someone older.
God:
Perhaps. They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
Maybe you should ask someone older.
God:
Perhaps. OK I will ask it.
Me:
Perhaps. They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
God:
Why the uncertain tone? Do you think they ever could be?
Me:
MAYHAPS!
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a robot that could do anything
God:
Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
Me:
Perhaps. They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
God:
Why the uncertain tone? Do you think they ever could be?
Me:
NO.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I can't believe it.
God:
MAYHAPS...
Me:
I can't believe it.
God:
MAYHAPS...
Me:
I can't believe it.
God:
MAYHAPS...
Me:
MAYHERPES?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
No.
God:
Me either .
Me:
OMG HE USED A SMILEY THINGG
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
hhuhgfdh
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
i am God
God:
That's a very nice name, god.
Me:
and you're angus
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am angus.
Me:
What's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
No! Your name is Angus
God:
Are you serious? My name is God.
Me:
I'm totally serious.
God:
I believe you.
Me:
Well then, what's your name?
God:
Interesting. My name is God.
Me:
... God, you are now known as Angus.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am known as Angus.
Me:
And I'm God.
God:
How are you, god.
Me:
Godlier than you.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Err.
God:
Um.
Me:
Nice dress?
God:
Thank you for your kindness.

Torgo plz

Hey guys I broke the record for breaking the iGod chat!

All I said was:then it broke! :awesome:

:U

Saying small boobies alone freezes iGod, too. And "Thunderballs." And "Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious."

After a while just saying Hi broke it.


Oh and my saying Torgoplz has to do with my DA plz account.

Actually, iGod isn't working anymore... :\