AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I didnt learn to ride a bike until i was like...11, when everyone else learned at like...8.

I once got suspended for a day for stealing food from my middle school cafeteria. Everyone else does it, I just got caught.

i am currently dual booting linux because i accidentally deleted all my vista drivers

yeah, even an electronics genius fucks up sometimes.

I once shoplifting without even realizing it. (I had tucked it under my arm and forgot to put it on the cashier stand, and they never even pointed it out.)

When I realized I had shoplifted, I debated going back in and paying for it but ended up booking it when it was just a bottle of water.

I don't hate any genre of music, I only have a dislike of certain bands.

I dislike bands like Atreyu, etc., because I can't understand a dang thing the guy is singing unless I look up the lyrics.

I didn't learn to ride my bike until I was 11 either.

I can barely eat anything with onion in it. If there's onion in it and I taste it, I'll end up choking.

When I was little I got ran over by my dog and had to go to the hospital.

This is a bad thing?

I never learned to ride a bike

I'm allergic to grapes even though I love them

I used to be lactose intolerant and allergic to any and all corn products, and all I ever wanted to eat was mac n' cheese and Fritos

Apparantly I have a thing for foods I'm allergic to

I can't watch the news or most horror movies or I'll have anxiety attacks D: So I fail all the current event quizes in English

www.digg.com

usually gets the news before the news does and it comes in nice, safe internet form, if that helps.

=One time at the mall a little old lady was running after her grand kid, the floor was wet, she fell on her face. I then preceded toÖ.take a picture, then I helped her up. Was that wrong?
=If Iím walking behind someone, and they sneeze, I hold my breath then blow the air out threw my nostrils so I wonít get sick.
=When children stop to tie their shoes, I have the urge to kick them over.
= I think O.J. did itÖso there.
=I donít like blond girls, so if a blond shows interest in me, I tell her I have herpes.
=When Iím at an amusement park I pretend to be retarded to skip people. It works.
=If Iím driving somewhere and someone cuts me off, I then cut them off and drive
really slow in front of them, and every time they try to cut me off again I speed up.
=Yesterday at the store a lady bumped into me without saying sorry, so I sneezed on her baby when she wasnít looking.
=I donít like tool, their music makes me sleepy.
=I donít like sitcoms their not funny.
=I think the funniest stand up comics are all Jewish or Black.
=When I go to burger king I always say ìhold the onions and picklesî if they put them by mistake I gather the pickles and onions walk up to the girl at the cash register and give them back.
=Perky people scare me. No, seriously.
=I ate a roach when I was 5. Because I thought it would give me powers.

Rixin, you're my new hero. For real.

yes. yes it is.



you wouldnt happen to have a vista recovery disk, would you?


oh, confessions.....ummm


i played twilight princess for 300 hours, but im still missing one of the golden bugs...

My turn! Yay!

Umm, let's see:
~I'm scared of heights and deep water. Oddly enough, this makes roller coasters that much more awesome. The heights thing, not the water one. Although, an underwater coaster would kick booty. Somebody get on that.
~I like a lot of music, but I'm usually so far behind the eight ball on current music because I never listen to the radio. Yeah, I'm that guy that's like "Did you hear that one song by Fall Out Boy?" And it's been out for years.
~I'm really smart, but I know next to nothing about computers/programming/mostly anything else considered geeky.
~I own most of the Pokemon games for Gameboy and still play them.
~I know TONS of useless information like the first 50 digits of Pi and whatnot.
~I went to a community college right out of highschool because it was free for me. I then dropped out because I had to drive an hour to get there everyday and it was easy as hell. Then, a year later, I'll finally be going to back to a REAL college and actually living there, so I'll get the whole typical college experience thing everybody talks about.
~I read a lot. I actually own two bookshelves. On here that might not be much of an accomplishment, but I grew up with idiots who can barely spell 'read.'
~I'm not a grammar nazi, but I can't stand it when people don't at least TRY to make their thoughts coherent.

Well, I'll let someone else have the mic now.

im afraid of heights and deep water as well.

oddly enough, i work on a nuclear submarine...


i have also read more in my scant 18 years than most of you will read in your life.

i AM a grammar nazi, though not so much on the internet, moreso when speaking.

aaaand, i dont listen to the radio either.

I'm very behind with music too because I don't watch music videos or listen to the radio. I only hear of things after they've gone "mainstream" and everybody hates them.
I have no problem with water. Infact I even have trouble comprehending fears of water, because I find being in it so natural.
I'm absolutely terrifed of leeches... and spiders, but more so leeches.
When I was little, I couldn't see anything that scared me because I'd have nightmares for days. Even if it was something as small as a spider crawling down a wall.
I don't have nightmares now but I'm still a chicken.
Instead of screaming during horror movies, I end up jumping up, flailing my arms, and going "WOOOAH!" in the tone of voice a radio show host would use to be an annoying prick.
For some reason, everybody I've ever known has said they think I'm an endless source of amusement while grumpy... that did not amuse me.

This new best friend thing is looking pretty awesome. More high fives!

Oh yeah, confessions. Umm, I haven't played any Zelda game BUT Ocarina of Time.