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 Post subject: Re: Getting to know your fellow zombie!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 10:16 pm 
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Location: In your fish tank having a staring contest with a goldfish
Favorite superhero: Deadpool
Favorite video game series: Super Smash Brothers
Who would play you in a movie: That one guy with the greatest stache
Favorite quote from a movie: "I Knew it I'm surrounded by assholes!"
Favorite movie: Spaceballs
What fictional character/s are you most like: Peter griffin
If you could have one super-power: Time control
If you could have chosen your name(first and last): Zane Lenan
Favorite TV show: Adventure time
If you could be ANYONE ever anywhere: The serial killer that got away with mass murder
Biggest crush (fiction/non-fictional): That one lady from that one porno

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 Post subject: Re: Getting to know your fellow zombie!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:07 pm 
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If you could be ANYONE ever anywhere: The cereal killer that got away with mass murder

The fact that you spelled it "cereal killer" is the only thing that allows me to cling to the comfortable idea that this is a joke

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 Post subject: Re: Getting to know your fellow zombie!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:45 pm 
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My god, that is, like, one of the oldest jokes I remember from middle school...

...I was such a dork oh my god...

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 Post subject: Re: Getting to know your fellow zombie!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:02 pm 
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Location: Absolutely Not Praising the Sun in Anor Londo
Favorite superhero: Hellboy
Favorite video game series: Probably Halo
Who would play you in a movie: I have no idea
Favorite quote from a movie: "You wanna run this ship?" "YES." "...Well, you c-can't." (From Serenity, of course.)
Favorite movie: Serenity, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Hellboy, or Pulp Fiction. Can't decide which.
What fictional character/s are you most like: Willow says Rapunzel from tangled
If you could have one super-power: Magnetic Manipulation
If you could have chosen your name(first and last): Mallory, already have my chosen first name, No idea what my last name would be
Favorite TV show: Breaking Bad
If you could be ANYONE ever anywhere: I'd rather be myself with the qualities I wish I had
Biggest crush (fiction/non-fictional): Fiction, probably Porrim Maryam. Non fictional is darkin and we're dating so woo.

I don't think I did this yet but I might be wrong

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 Post subject: Re: Getting to know your fellow zombie!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:18 pm 
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You know I'm not the only one who can post questions here? You are all allowed to as well.

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 Post subject: Re: Getting to know your fellow zombie!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:34 pm 
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I actually thought about that. How about something nice.

State your:

Goal: Current thing you are working towards.
Hope: A thing you think is a possibility and hope will come true in your life.
Dream: Something that may be a bit more unlikely, but want all the same.

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 Post subject: Re: Getting to know your fellow zombie!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:28 pm 
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Goal: I can say Im working towards choosing what Im going to do with the next 4 years of my life, what schools to go to, worrying about a job and how I'm going to shape my future.

Hope:Success is something I hope for in my life, not to be some dead beat starving artist. I want my ideas and artworks to be at least known and awed over and talked about/admired/critizided.

Dream:Geting my own game ideas published as real games or making my own webcomic/ graphic novel.

And or gaining mental stability over what I've been though and being able to live without feeling anxiety and just being very very far away from my shitty past.

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 Post subject: Re: Getting to know your fellow zombie!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:48 am 
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I kinda went all out.

Favorite superhero:Deadpool/Professor X
Favorite video game series:Kingdom Hearts(1&2)/Halo
Who would play you in a movie: Myself because I am that awesome
Favorite quote from a game:"A man chooses, a slave obeys."
Favorite quote from a series: What do we say to the god of death? Not today.
Favorite movie: Kung pow/Princess Mononoke
What fictional character/s are you most like: Bran Stark
If you could have one super-power:To control weather(storm is a beat)
If you could have chosen your name(first and last):Kira
Favorite TV show:Game of Thrones
Favorite book series:A Song of Ice and Fire (aka A Game of Thrones)
If you could be ANYONE ever anywhere: Commander Shepard(before the terrible terrible ending)
Biggest crush (fiction/non-fictional):Gasai Yuno, Look up yandere queen and be jealous of my perfect Waifu.
Hobbies: Playing card games, my favorite being A Game of Thrones card game. Also vydia gaming.
Current residence: Oklahoma, USA (it sucks, all except for gas prices)
Personal Beliefs: Canadian
Favorite song (ATM): Whisperer - VersaEmerge
Live goals: find reason to have life goals

Secret made up past: I once was an orphan, forced to fend for myself I soon acquired a small amount of wealth pickpocketing from other orphan pickpockets after they done pick pocketed the best pickpockets. Then I acquired a PC and an internet connection and have been here ever since.


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 Post subject: Re: Getting to know your fellow zombie!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:50 pm 
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Hobbies: Guitar, drawing, flirting.
Current residence:New Mexico. No we don't still use horses to go everywhere.
Personal Beliefs: One day technology will evolve to the point where it can no longer progress, and humanity will fall.
Favorite song (ATM): "If it means a lot to you"- A day to remember
Live goals: I'll assume you mean life. To not live past the age of 27. Never wanna be broken, weak, helpless,or pitiful.
Secret made up past: I was in The Killers for a lil while.

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 Post subject: Re: Getting to know your fellow zombie!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:12 pm 
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Okay i am not going to let this thread die so quickly! I'd appreciate some help from you guys. This is the first thread I have made in a while and I was pretty nervous about it. So I'll post new questions here every week and hopefully someone else will answer them.
HERES THIS WEEKS.

What position do you prefer to sleep in:
Thought of any kid's names/ what are your kid's names:
What do you think about most? The past, the present, or the future?:
Perfect Job:
What did you wanna be when you were five:
What's the best compliment anyone has given you:
Thing other people do that bugs you:
Scene from a movie you always cry at:
quote that summarize's your life:

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 Post subject: Re: Getting to know your fellow zombie!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:16 pm 
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What position do you prefer to sleep in: On my right side.
Thought of any kid's names/ what are your kid's names: Logan for a boy, my daughters middle name will be Grey.
What do you think about most? The past, the present, or the future?:The present
Perfect Job: Running a book-store or a theater director
What did you wanna be when you were five: A cop
What's the best compliment anyone has given you: " 'music' is caring and the most loyal person i know."
Thing other people do that bugs you: Texting and driving, lost a bro that way.
Scene from a movie you always cry at: The scene from the rug-rats where Tommy asks the lizard for spike back.
quote that summarizes your life: Look below.

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 Post subject: Re: Getting to know your fellow zombie!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:31 pm 
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What position do you prefer to sleep in: Either on my side or my stomach
Thought of any kid's names/ what are your kid's names: ?? I don't have any kids. I don't plan on having kids either
What do you think about most? The past, the present, or the future?: The future since I don't know what my future is
Perfect Job: Something low-key where I work either by myself or in a small group of great co-workers
What did you wanna be when you were five: Either a doctor or a nurse
What's the best compliment anyone has given you: aaaaaa I can't pick just one
Thing other people do that bugs you: People who are rude to others for no reason
Scene from a movie you always cry at: I can't think of any movies, but I can't watch episodes 10 and 12 of PMMM without sobbing

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 Post subject: Re: Getting to know your fellow zombie!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:39 pm 
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What position do you prefer to sleep in: On my side
Thought of any kid's names/ what are your kid's names: Fuck kids. I mean, I do not wish to have any.
What do you think about most? The past, the present, or the future?: Present
Perfect Job: 3D animator, where all the rigging and modeling is already done for me.
What did you wanna be when you were five: Zookeeper
What's the best compliment anyone has given you: Someone said that I draw well.
Thing other people do that bugs you: Sniffing
Scene from a movie you always cry at: Ending of "My Dog Skip"

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 Post subject: Re: Getting to know your fellow zombie!
PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:10 am 
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What position do you prefer to sleep in: On my side with my arms crossed in front of me like a mummy (I'm serious)
Thought of any kid's names/ what are your kid's names: I used to think, for a project, that I'd name a girl "Chrysanthemum" since I thought it was a lovely name, but I don't think I'd do that? Since twins run in my family, if I ever had twin boys, I'd be very very tempted to name them Red and Green. I am the worst nerd.
What do you think about most? The past, the present, or the future?: I'm usually bogged down in all 3, but I try to focus on the present. My mind likes reminding me of failures of the past and romanticises the future as being an escape from that. But the only way to escape, of course, is to keep focused in the present.
Perfect Job: teaching
What did you wanna be when you were five: rocket scientist
What's the best compliment anyone has given you: That I'm someone they look up to as a role model
Thing other people do that bugs you: When people don't pick up on my cues on how I'm feeling (though that's likely my fault too for maybe sending the wrong signals or something)
Scene from a movie you always cry at: Not exactly a movie, but I always find myself at least tearing up when I get through a viewing of Angel Beats with friends, though some of it can be attributed to sharing in the tears my friends have over it
quote that summarize's your life: Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. -Carl Sagan

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 Post subject: Re: Getting to know your fellow zombie!
PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:40 pm 
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Best present you ever got: My anniversary Gift to Germany to see D-vid. or my First model kit for my 18th birthday.
Last time you told a lie: Today.
Favorite book: Any of the Harry potters. and to kill a mocking bird
Who do you wish you looked like: Skinnier. maybe darker skinned.
How old were you for your first facebattle: Thirteen. It was grade Seven. his name was Chris.
Favorite food to eat: anything Italian, Deepfried, or frozen.
If you could go anywhere in the world: I'd either go backt o Germany or Live it up in New York.
Favorite band: Kaizers Orchestra currently
Last person you hugged: I cant remember the last time i was hugged.
Fictional person you most despise: oh shit. uhh. I cant say rightr off hand.

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