AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Am I the only person in the world that can stomach taco bell?

Also coffee sucks. Nasty stuff.

a good cup of coffee is warm, soothing, and uplifting

I love the coffee at Dunkin' Donuts it doesn't give me the shits! And it's pretty good too.

I can.

I usually circulate between a nice cup of tea and coffee once in a while.

but then I drink to much coffee and need to fend it off for weeks because it makes me feel yucky.

The only thing I drink with caffeine is soda, and mainly Coke. Energy drinks taste terrible as well.

I have a large lump on my back. And it seems like it's growing.

Olympus Mons, please be extinct. The last time I popped a zit this big, 65% of the wildlife in a 1 mile radius became extinct.

I'm not too keen on coffee or tea. I suspect that I'm immune to caffeine (in regular doses anyway, haven't risked expresso or anything yet) so I don't get much out of it. Actually, tell a lie, I had a Lucazade shot before an exam in school and sat there shaking like a leaf and unable to colour between the lines.

In terms of poop: I go like once a day but lately I've been having the problem where you poop but there's more to come that won't, so you have to go back and finish it later when some stuff has moved around.

Shoolis is too cowardly to go commando

I think I'm having a bit of an eating problem, whenever I get hungry my stomack gets upset, so it makes me not want to eat.

But then I force myself to and the queezyness goes away.

No, we do not.

Its for the best, son.

i like tea but not coffee
also i don't think what food i eat affects my digestive system, then again i don't eat much spicy food or anything like that so

I hate morning wood so much. I hate it even more when I have to take a leak and it won't go away.