AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Buy ten-thousand computers, ten-thousand World of Warcraft accounts, and tell them to farm gold.

Sure thing bro. Just fill out an application. We could always use more victims employees.

It's like Sweeny Todd here, except the old lady is a hippo.

And with milkshakes instead of meat pies.

You can't ASK FOR A REFUND

That is not how whores work!

The whores are coming regardless, are you going to just push them out onto the street?

And wait a second, I signed up for entertainment, not busboy duty!

This is not going to be good for business

What are you talking about, everyone will LOVE us!

Considering that a good portion of them will be whores, yes.

Isn't Darkin a tentacle monster anyway? He seems uniquely equipped to handle a surplus of ladies.

Does Princess Brothel know you stole his whores?

I've said multiple times that I PAID for these whores. Do you want to see the receipt?

Oh, that's another story entirely.

I don't... I don't think we have enough room for that many whores, though.

The fire marshal is standing outside, a citation already in his hands, waiting for the ten-thousand whores to attempt to enter a decidedly non-Tardis building.

Let's push them towards the cafe
that would be hilarious