AWKWARD ZOMBIE

oh wow tucker, that really, really sucks bro

Oh hey thats the buddy!

MC your a dick bender watching me type in the same room lol

[quote="Bacon"][/quote]

wow, you've been through a whole lot. i'm glad to see that you're okay now :)


i'm almost an adult but i've never been in a relationship or dated, so i can't say that i can know what you've went through :/

ah, thanks for the support guys, it means a lot to me

and thanks for the picture yanni, i shall always have it close to my heart

Whoa how did I miss that wall of text. Now I feel like a dick for posting after it with the contents of that post having zero to do with it. I'm sorry that shit went down Bacon, I offer my support as well.

And Tucker, that's just bullshit. Pull a Mafia on that cunt and make her pay.

I'm kidding don't actually do that

I hope I get to post here one day.

oh my sweet jesus

there's this guy that i know whose had a crush on me since we were kids but he's kinda annoying, not my type, and his parents are BATSHIT INSANE.

long story short, he has a really good job now and keeps making passes that i should date him because if i did i wouldn't need to work and we could have nice things all the time and blah blah blah all in front of his own girlfriend. yesterday i was at his house and he did NOT shut up about me apparently, even though we only spoke for like 5 minutes because he kept running off places. he was so upset that kyle came with me and mouthed off at my mom after kyle and i had left that kyle wasn't very manly because he wouldn't go to the shooting range with them and why would i want a guy who isn't manly like he is (ps kyle is one of the manliest dudes i know, he just likes sewing, knitting, small upstanding member of society animals, etc. also his job is to simulate firing ranges he's pretty sick of guns,) again all in front of his girlfriend who at that point walked off angrily and wouldn't talk to him

then mom mistook his girlfriend for me (we both have long brown hair and are tall/thin,) and told her she looks just like her daughter and chris was like "YEAH I KNOW :D"




/SCREAMS

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

no aah guys it's ok, you don't need to say anything. thank you for the support but it's ok. we can talk about happier dating stories now, it's fine.

i think this person i know only a bit it hitting on me but it'd be a long distance relationship and i don't really want that
if they loved in my city then sure

Time for the friend zone.

Shazza, that guy sounds like a grade-A doucheketeer. I think he needs to have his nuts chopped off to stop the flow of testosterone to his brain.

To be honest Shazza, the guy's waved enough red flags to warrant a theme park in San Antonio. Why you seem to agree to be in the same 10 square yards with the guy I have no idea.