AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Waiter, I want a drink. Seriously.

You succeed at comforting whoever the fuck you were supposed to be targeting, but fail so miserably at cleaning the floor that you instead accidentally shit on the welcome mat.

I kick down the door and demand refreshments.

ninja'd by Exeres


Your attempt to kick open the door fails because the door was already burned down by the Raging Frenchman. You end up slipping on the trail of tears and looking quite the fool. The bartender, however, takes pity on you and gives you a free beer.



There is no waiter here. That could be the first problem you're encountering.

Do you serve green tea here

I drink the beer and threaten to sue the establishment for my injury.

Just give me a drink before I haunt you.

Now that they are calmed down, purchase everyone a drink, seeing as how bad the place smells, and the amount of cheddar the bartender's lost on free drinks.
Search yellow pages for cleaning services. 1/20

FUCK

What beer is on the tap?

Stellartois.

The pub serves whatever drink you wish to drink.


You drink the beer quite heartily and then get up, threatening the establishment. Everyone laughs because they all saw your folly for themselves. No suing by you will be successful, for sure.


I ain't afraid'a no ghosts. But the bartender pre-empts my stupidity and gives you a glass of wine anyway.


You end up stuffing the entire book down your throat.

I would like a Shiner Bock.

A man named Bock punches you in the face and gives you a black eye.

ninja'd by Exeres

Hoo-HAH!