AWKWARD ZOMBIE

LunarSpir: *drinking a can of root beer*
GaeMFreeK: *walks up to Lunar and proceeds to point to himself in order to get Lunar's attention*
LunarSpir: *looks over, sips*
*minutes pass*
GaeMFreeK: ... *manly pose* HOO-AH! *proceeds to explode into a million pieces*
LunarSpir: ... Cool.
(comic form)

LunarSpir (3:26:54 AM): *eats*
GaeMFreeK (3:26:59 AM): What, food?
LunarSpir (3:27:18 AM): Yep
GaeMFreeK (3:27:50 AM): Yeah, people usually eat food.
LunarSpir (3:28:02 AM): Except cannibles
LunarSpir (3:28:20 AM): Cannibals too
GaeMFreeK (3:28:42 AM): Don't forget cabinets.
GaeMFreeK (3:28:52 AM): Those sneaky storage devices./
LunarSpir (3:28:53 AM): Mmm... those are especially tasty
LunarSpir (3:30:03 AM): *eats a cabinet*
LunarSpir (3:30:08 AM): Mmm... wood
GaeMFreeK (3:30:25 AM): WRONG.
LunarSpir (3:30:30 AM): WHAT?!
LunarSpir (3:30:34 AM): ?!
GaeMFreeK (3:32:00 AM): First, you are not a termite unless you have done a magical girl transformation and ONLY
a magical girl transfomation. Seconds, it's pronouced w¸d.
LunarSpir (3:32:23 AM): lol
LunarSpir (3:32:26 AM): Hmm...
LunarSpir (3:32:36 AM): So you want me to transform into a girl?
GaeMFreeK (3:32:40 AM): What?
GaeMFreeK (3:32:42 AM): No.
LunarSpir (3:32:55 AM): 'cause in character, I could you know
GaeMFreeK (3:33:31 AM): A magical girl transformation. The one with the stupid posing and the flashing and
spinning and psychedelic background relating nothing at all to where you really are and the taking up 50%
of the episode's spantime.
LunarSpir (3:33:44 AM): Ah, those
LunarSpir (3:33:46 AM): I dont do those
LunarSpir (3:33:55 AM): *gets IC*
LunarSpir (3:34:00 AM): *becomes a girl*
LunarSpir (3:34:06 AM): You see any sparkles? Nope
GaeMFreeK (3:34:16 AM): BECAUSE YOU DID IT WRONG.
GaeMFreeK (3:34:20 AM): Again!
GaeMFreeK (3:34:27 AM): And agaub!
GaeMFreeK (3:34:35 AM): And agaun and agaib.
GaeMFreeK (3:34:37 AM): Hooray typos.

LunarSpir (6:43:05 PM): *waves*
GaeMFreeK (6:43:15 PM): *'splodes*

GaeMFreeK (6:38:42 PM): The first thing I draw is PANTS.
LunarSpir (6:38:48 PM):

GaeMFreeK (6:16:55 PM): Mr. Bread walks up to people and EXPLODES.
GaeMFreeK (6:17:11 PM): And his brother, Mr. Spasm, walks up to people and IMPLODES.

GaeMFreeK (4:08:33 AM): *stares*
GaeMFreeK (4:09:01 AM): *CONTINUES TO STARE*
GaeMFreeK (4:09:19 AM): *PROCEEDS TO STARE EVEN LONGER*
LunarSpir (4:09:25 AM): OH PAH!
GaeMFreeK (4:09:27 AM): ... What?
LunarSpir (4:09:38 AM): WHY DO YOU STARE, FURBY?!
GaeMFreeK (4:10:11 AM): Hey, at least your Furby wasn't in the middle of a sentence when its batteries were removed.
GaeMFreeK (4:10:28 AM): Thanks to my idiot brother, now we can't close its mouth and it's eyes are half-open all the time.
GaeMFreeK (4:10:43 AM): We've just got a stoned Furby staring at us from across the room.

GaeMFreeK (4:19:48 AM): It's time for...
GaeMFreeK (4:19:50 AM): I dunno.
LunarSpir (4:20:06 AM): PIE!
LunarSpir (4:20:07 AM): NO!
LunarSpir (4:20:10 AM): Adventure!
GaeMFreeK (4:20:13 AM): YES.
GaeMFreeK (4:20:21 AM): WE'LL HAVE AN ADVENTURE AND A COUPLE LONG TRIPS.
LunarSpir (4:20:29 AM): Last time I checked, I still had hot girls, which I'm totally good with
GaeMFreeK (4:20:32 AM): WE'LL MAKE SOME NEW FRIENDS AND MAYBE GET A BITE TO EAT.
GaeMFreeK (4:20:39 AM): </homestar>
GaeMFreeK (4:20:41 AM): What?
GaeMFreeK (4:20:44 AM): Oh.
LunarSpir (4:20:45 AM): Heh
GaeMFreeK (4:20:46 AM): Yeah.
LunarSpir (4:20:54 AM): You and your HTML tags
GaeMFreeK (4:21:21 AM): And you were in a building that I was on top of.
LunarSpir (4:21:31 AM): W3C standards time!
GaeMFreeK (4:21:42 AM): But first...
GaeMFreeK (4:21:45 AM): NUCLEAR EXPLOSION.
GaeMFreeK (4:21:55 AM): pop flyin' END.

GaeMFreeK (4:23:57 AM): And I should really sue Sega for Sonic Wild Fire making me start punching myself in the face.
LunarSpir (4:24:17 AM): Heh
LunarSpir (4:24:25 AM): You should sue Sega for Sonic >3
GaeMFreeK (4:24:32 AM): Bah, Sonic's good.
LunarSpir (4:24:34 AM): Although I cannot disagree with Tails
GaeMFreeK (4:24:42 AM): I hear ya there.
LunarSpir (4:24:53 AM): He's a Fox, first of all. Auto-win x3
GaeMFreeK (4:24:55 AM): ADVENTURE.
LunarSpir (4:25:01 AM): AND HE FLOATS!
GaeMFreeK (4:25:09 AM): INDEED HE DOES.
GaeMFreeK (4:25:17 AM): Anyway, back to the building you're in and I'm on.
GaeMFreeK (4:25:31 AM): Where were we?
GaeMFreeK (4:25:35 AM): Oh, right!
GaeMFreeK (4:25:42 AM): NUCLEAR EXPLOSION.
GaeMFreeK (4:25:55 AM): pop flyin' END.
LunarSpir (4:25:59 AM): Gasp!
LunarSpir (4:26:42 AM): *shields all his hot girls inside of an amazingly large cape that just happened to be on the shelf nearby and just happened to be radioactive-resistant and just happened to be on a really good sale*
GaeMFreeK (4:26:59 AM): No need!
GaeMFreeK (4:27:24 AM): The NUCLEAR EXPLOSION (pop flyin' END.) is 100 miles away!
GaeMFreeK (4:27:35 AM): I just felt like pointing out there was a nuclear explosion.
LunarSpir (4:27:57 AM): Oh
LunarSpir (4:28:12 AM): *still does shield the girls, for the sprinklers went off*
GaeMFreeK (4:28:27 AM): Sprinklers that sprinkle LAVA.
GaeMFreeK (4:28:29 AM): And BOOTS.
LunarSpir (4:28:37 AM): BOOTS!
GaeMFreeK (4:28:40 AM): To the head.
LunarSpir (4:28:41 AM): Are they on sale?
GaeMFreeK (4:29:03 AM): *BAMPOWBAMFEVERYONEGETSKNOCKEDUPSIDETHEHEAD*

GaeMFreeK (4:48:27 AM): But first, HISTORY LESSON!
GaeMFreeK (4:48:32 AM): The Silver that was mined there in the town of Alva, Clackmannanshire, Scotland, and takes its name from the 3 x 10 km team event at the 3 x 10 km team event at the east of Ibn Abbas, often quoted by his 8th century student, the 1994 Winter Olympics in Lillehammer. Ata ibn Abi Rabah was found. Topi Saraparanta was a prominent Tabiëin Muslim transmiter of hadith, a student, the town of Alva, Clackmannanshire, Scotland, and takes its name from 1993 to 1998. He finished eighth in the Islamic scholar Ibn Abbas.
LunarSpir (4:48:34 AM): NO!
LunarSpir (4:48:54 AM): You read the article
LunarSpir (4:48:55 AM): xD
GaeMFreeK (4:49:03 AM): What article?
LunarSpir (4:50:07 AM): THIS!
LunarSpir (4:50:13 AM): *produces pretty spam*
LunarSpir (4:51:51 AM): Now I will eat cookies
GaeMFreeK (4:51:58 AM): ...
GaeMFreeK (4:52:04 AM): TUESDAY'S COMING.
GaeMFreeK (4:52:10 AM): DID YOU BRING YOUR COAT?!

LunarSpir (5:28:32 AM): Now I have ended up at the site of Squenix
GaeMFreeK (5:28:52 AM): Bah!
GaeMFreeK (5:28:53 AM): Squenix!
LunarSpir (5:29:08 AM): BAH?!
GaeMFreeK (5:29:10 AM): Merger sucked and Square never did anything right besides SMRPG and 8.
LunarSpir (5:29:15 AM): YOU DARE BAH THEM?!
GaeMFreeK (5:29:18 AM): I DARE BAH THEM.
LunarSpir (5:29:45 AM): ORLY?!
GaeMFreeK (5:29:50 AM): YARLY.
LunarSpir (5:29:50 AM): They made FINAL FANTASY 1!
GaeMFreeK (5:30:15 AM): SQUARE made FF1.
LunarSpir (5:30:30 AM): Also, FINAL FANTASY 9!
GaeMFreeK (5:30:37 AM): The only SQUARE games I like are SMRPG, Chrono Trigger, and Final Fantasy 8.
LunarSpir (5:30:38 AM): Oh
GaeMFreeK (5:30:47 AM): And Squenix can go scratch.
LunarSpir (5:30:56 AM): YOU SAID SQUARE!
GaeMFreeK (5:31:09 AM): Yeah, I'm referring to Square before the merger.
LunarSpir (5:31:09 AM): Pah
LunarSpir (5:32:51 AM): What about FF9, FF4, FF6, FF6 (yeah), FFA, FFIII, KH, KH2(but not really), FF1+2, Chrono Cross, Sword of Mana, Legend of Mana, Secret of Mana, FF6, FF2, and that's about it
GaeMFreeK (5:33:51 AM): Never played any Mana games, Cross supposedly wasn't that good from what I've heard, I've never touched a FF game besides 8 which was outstanding...
GaeMFreeK (5:33:57 AM): And Kingdom Hearts can go scratch.

LunarSpir (5:21:44 AM): I'm going to now see if I can purchase a Mario hat
GaeMFreeK (5:22:15 AM): Only if I get a Luigi hat.

GaeMFreeK: THINK OF SOMETHING FUNNY.
GaeMFreeK: LIKE, WITHOUT GRAMMAR.
GaeMFreeK: AND IN ALL CAPS.
GaeMFreeK: NOW.
LunarSpir: JOO ART ARNARI MATOO HANSA ME TOO NAYRU!
GaeMFreeK: THAT'LL DO.
GaeMFreeK: YOU WIN GOOD PRIZE.
GaeMFreeK: *DING*
(comic form again)

Am insane we.

I wish that I had saved the conversation from when me and a friend were proving to another friend that his girlfriend was cheating on him.

I'm never on when you guys chat. Like, ever. Not that I have anything to contribute, I just kinda wish I was there.

I had a point when I started typing that. I don't remember what it was anymore.

-hands you a pointy pencil-
Here's your point back. :3

SombreroFerret (9:03:27 PM): we should all act like our favorite SSB: M characters :3
SombreroFerret (9:03:31 PM): I call Roy. duh.
OcelotPlanet (9:03:57 PM): A princess does not stick around for this. -transforms- But a Ninja does xD
SombreroFerret (9:04:02 PM): Hehe.
SombreroFerret (9:04:44 PM): -posesses Roy because that's the only way she'd ever be him-
SombreroFerret (9:05:19 PM): ...-reads a book-
SombreroFerret (9:05:36 PM): and Shiek? You're a Shiekah. Get it right.
OcelotPlanet (9:05:51 PM): Shiekah?
OcelotPlanet (9:05:53 PM): wut?
SombreroFerret (9:06:16 PM): Shiekahs, I believe, were guards of the Royal Family, they're pretty much all dead nao.
SombreroFerret (9:06:22 PM): BACK INTO CHARACTER.
OcelotPlanet (9:06:29 PM): k
SombreroFerret (9:06:28 PM): GET IT RIGHT NEXT TIME
OcelotPlanet (9:06:33 PM): FINE
OcelotPlanet (9:06:41 PM): -creeps around slowly-
SombreroFerret (9:06:44 PM): -continues reading a book-
OcelotPlanet (9:07:20 PM): -wips book away with chain-
OcelotPlanet (9:07:29 PM): [if i spelt wip right]
SombreroFerret (9:07:35 PM): it's whip.
OcelotPlanet (9:07:51 PM): xD k
SombreroFerret (9:08:05 PM): -grabs another book off the shelves-
OcelotPlanet (9:08:34 PM): -whips shelf away- [whispers] damnit pay attention to me ><
SombreroFerret (9:08:55 PM): you forgot this book. -holds up the book-
OcelotPlanet (9:09:07 PM): -whips away- >(
SombreroFerret (9:09:18 PM): The book is called "How to be Gay." Good choice, Shiek.
OcelotPlanet (9:09:55 PM): Damnit, why did i whip that one away? >> Oh well, I'm sure it was one of Marths
SombreroFerret (9:10:27 PM): guess again.
OcelotPlanet (9:10:52 PM): uhh
OcelotPlanet (9:10:54 PM): uhhh
OcelotPlanet (9:11:00 PM): -runs away- YOU DIDNT SEE ME
OcelotPlanet (9:11:07 PM): -transforms back and formaly walks in-
SombreroFerret (9:11:32 PM): -puts shelf back into place and grabs another book before anything else happens-
SombreroFerret (9:11:43 PM): Something exiciting needs to happen soon.
SombreroFerret (9:11:52 PM): I KNOW. LET'S CALL IN MARTH OR LINK.
OcelotPlanet (9:12:03 PM): -uses magic to place the books back-
SombreroFerret (9:12:04 PM): (Lemme see if we can grab another person to be one of them-
OcelotPlanet (9:12:06 PM): What a mess!
OcelotPlanet (9:12:10 PM): Roy, did you do this?
SombreroFerret (9:12:28 PM): I am sorry, but I do not know what you are talking about. But I can clean it up.
SombreroFerret (9:12:34 PM): -walks back and sets books on fire.-
SombreroFerret (9:12:36 PM): All clean.
OcelotPlanet (9:12:59 PM): >O HOW COULD YOU SET MY BOOK COLLECTION ON FIRE?!
OcelotPlanet (9:13:09 PM): -uses magic and traps in the tri-force-
SombreroFerret (9:13:09 PM): Oh, so it is yours?
SombreroFerret (9:13:11 PM): How ironic.
OcelotPlanet (9:13:19 PM): ?
SombreroFerret (9:13:38 PM): I suppose you had to study to learn how to be Shiek, anyway. -waves How to be Gay book in Zelda's face-
OcelotPlanet (9:14:09 PM): O: THAT WAS MARTHS! We all bought books for it, but the majority of them were mine
OcelotPlanet (9:14:28 PM): and who is this, Shiek, you speak off?
SombreroFerret (9:14:35 PM): that's because most of us don't know how to read, most likely.
SombreroFerret (9:14:37 PM): especially Link.
SombreroFerret (9:14:44 PM): -obvious disdain-
OcelotPlanet (9:15:15 PM): >>
OcelotPlanet (9:15:21 PM): Marth does know how to read
OcelotPlanet (9:15:27 PM): but i am the most, literate
SombreroFerret (9:15:30 PM): of course he does, he's a prince.
OcelotPlanet (9:15:54 PM): -walks away- I've had enough of this
OcelotPlanet (9:16:03 PM): [ima be another character XD]
SombreroFerret (9:16:05 PM): (fine.)
OcelotPlanet (9:16:34 PM): -runs along the ground and zaps roy- PIKA PIKA! Piiikachu!
SombreroFerret (9:16:41 PM): (somehow I knew that was coming. xD)
SombreroFerret (9:16:52 PM): Oh GOD, my book!
SombreroFerret (9:17:02 PM): -tackles pikachu-
OcelotPlanet (9:17:30 PM): [xD] PIIIKA! -zaps more and scurries behind random chair-
SombreroFerret (9:17:37 PM): -lays there coughing smoke-
SombreroFerret (9:17:50 PM): -gets up and begins charging Flare Blade-
OcelotPlanet (9:18:10 PM): O-O
OcelotPlanet (9:18:21 PM): -runs for dear life- PIIIIIIIIKACHU
OcelotPlanet (9:18:30 PM): -volt tackles out of way-
SombreroFerret (9:18:32 PM): -exploding noises-
SombreroFerret (9:18:36 PM): -coughs more smoke up-
OcelotPlanet (9:18:43 PM): >>
SombreroFerret (9:18:49 PM): -starts to clean ashes off the walls-
OcelotPlanet (9:18:52 PM): Pika, pika, piiikaaa
SombreroFerret (9:18:59 PM): I need a bath.
SombreroFerret (9:19:05 PM): -pokes completely black clothes-
OcelotPlanet (9:19:12 PM): xD
OcelotPlanet (9:19:15 PM): -zaps the ash off-
SombreroFerret (9:19:33 PM): -looks like someone from Dragonball Z now-
SombreroFerret (9:19:43 PM): -pats hair down-
OcelotPlanet (9:19:50 PM): O.o
OcelotPlanet (9:19:54 PM): Piika
OcelotPlanet (9:19:57 PM): -walks away-
SombreroFerret (9:20:29 PM): (we seriously need another person or two xD)
SombreroFerret (9:20:34 PM): (and to start a chat room for this)
OcelotPlanet (9:20:45 PM): xD
OcelotPlanet (9:20:49 PM): [i dunno]
OcelotPlanet (9:21:01 PM): [i've got homework xD;]
SombreroFerret (9:21:04 PM): (awww)
OcelotPlanet (9:21:19 PM): :c
SombreroFerret (9:24:22 PM): ...silence...
OcelotPlanet (9:25:00 PM): very
SombreroFerret (9:25:08 PM): awesome
OcelotPlanet (9:25:40 PM): no
OcelotPlanet (9:25:44 PM): not really
SombreroFerret (9:25:43 PM): awkward
OcelotPlanet (9:25:49 PM): very
SombreroFerret (9:25:55 PM): yay?
OcelotPlanet (9:26:22 PM): nay
SombreroFerret (9:27:01 PM): awww
SombreroFerret (9:27:07 PM): I am sooooooo borrrreeeddd
SombreroFerret (9:27:12 PM): we should have an AIM party
SombreroFerret (9:27:15 PM): but everyone is dead
OcelotPlanet (9:27:23 PM): xD;
SombreroFerret (9:28:21 PM): I can't find ANYTHING funny to say
SombreroFerret (9:28:24 PM): AT
SombreroFerret (9:28:25 PM): ALL
OcelotPlanet (9:28:30 PM): D:
SombreroFerret (9:28:52 PM): when Lyra cannot fnd something funny to say
SombreroFerret (9:28:58 PM): it all goes downhill
OcelotPlanet (9:29:06 PM): D:
OcelotPlanet (9:29:25 PM): o noez
SombreroFerret (9:30:07 PM): god purple is so unmanly
SombreroFerret (9:30:12 PM): -is still Roy now-
OcelotPlanet (9:30:32 PM): >>
OcelotPlanet (9:30:41 PM): DIE -suddenly is link and stabs roy-
SombreroFerret (9:30:54 PM): all of the sudden, Link is unmanly in my eyes.
SombreroFerret (9:31:04 PM): -dances out of the way!-
SombreroFerret (9:31:22 PM): Ohmyhawd, Link! Is that a heart piece!?
OcelotPlanet (9:31:27 PM): FACE THY WRATH
OcelotPlanet (9:31:31 PM): -stabs more-
SombreroFerret (9:31:38 PM): LINK OMG THE HEART PIECE IS GETTING AWAY!
SombreroFerret (9:31:42 PM): QUICK GET IT!
SombreroFerret (9:31:45 PM): -franticly waves hands-
OcelotPlanet (9:31:52 PM): -steals roys heart-
OcelotPlanet (9:31:59 PM): (< this'll do
SombreroFerret (9:32:05 PM): -grabs the heart piece that really WAS there-
SombreroFerret (9:32:08 PM): fix'd.
SombreroFerret (9:32:14 PM): moron. you should listen to me.
SombreroFerret (9:32:21 PM): (and shouldn't Link be in green?)
OcelotPlanet (9:33:10 PM): i dunno
OcelotPlanet (9:33:14 PM): i wanted to be big xD
OcelotPlanet (9:33:18 PM): der
SombreroFerret (9:33:27 PM): Hey, is that Ganondorf?
OcelotPlanet (9:33:35 PM): >>
OcelotPlanet (9:33:45 PM): -throws roy at where ganondorf supposidly is-
SombreroFerret (9:34:10 PM): OOF. -flies past unsuspecting Ganon- WORK ON YOUR AIM, daisies IT!
OcelotPlanet (9:34:23 PM): >>
OcelotPlanet (9:34:28 PM): -flings again-
SombreroFerret (9:34:36 PM): -flies over Ganon's head-
SombreroFerret (9:34:43 PM): YOU WORK ON THAT THEN!
SombreroFerret (9:34:47 PM): -scurries off hurriedly-
SombreroFerret (9:34:59 PM): -crab scuttled away-
SombreroFerret (9:35:19 PM): (Alright, I'll be Marth now.)
SombreroFerret (9:35:24 PM): NOW what are you two up to?
SombreroFerret (9:35:52 PM): oops. now what are you up to?
OcelotPlanet (9:36:27 PM): I dunno
OcelotPlanet (9:36:29 PM): -runs-
SombreroFerret (9:36:35 PM): -faces off to Ganon-
SombreroFerret (9:36:40 PM): bring it AWN.
SombreroFerret (9:36:47 PM): (you can play Ganonface-

We actually haven't had a big chat in a while. I just got sick of throwing them together.

We need to set up a time RIGHT NOW for everyone to get on AIM at the same time for one, big, AIM chat... thingy.

ShadowcasterzZz: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX
Exactoman59: I also hate... eh?
ShadowcasterzZz : Hahahhaha
ShadowcasterzZz: I'm funny
Exactoman59: So were you just shouting a bunch of things you'll never get?
Exactoman59: What's that?
Exactoman59: It was JUST sex?
ShadowcasterzZz: Hahahahha
ShadowcasterzZz: Ah, you crazy jerk
Exactoman59: You interrupted me
Exactoman59: You deserve it
ShadowcasterzZz: Hardly interrupted
ShadowcasterzZz: I was typing first
Exactoman59: Hardly = close enough
Exactoman59: I was typing before I realized you were
Exactoman59: So.... INTERRUPTION
ShadowcasterzZz: On YOUR part
Exactoman59: I also hate Bakersfield com--GOD DANG I'LL KILL YOU
ShadowcasterzZz: Lol
Exactoman59: COMMERCIALS
Exactoman59: HATE EM
Exactoman59: THE BAKERSFIELD KIND
Exactoman59: Hm.
Exactoman59: My online persona has a short temper.
ShadowcasterzZz: Lol

SEPTEMBER NINTETEENTH!

LIKE, 2 AM GMT!

ON AN AIM CHATROOM CALLED AWKWARDZOMBIE!

For all the people who have considered getting AIM after reading these conversations:

I am seriously considering deleting AIM after seeing these conversations.

Totally why I have aim.

Some should like bother me, for the lulz.

xD The nineteenth is my birthday, so I don't know that I can swing that. I'll see...?

Wait, wait.
Do you mean 2am tonight, which would technically be the 19th, or the night of the 19th at 2am, which would technically be the 20th?
Hate stupid technicalities.
If you mean tonight, I probably wouldn't be able to make it...
Wait.
GMT?
Uh... What time is that in Pacific Time?

I've been trying to be online at night more. We need another AZ AIM party.

We could right now with all the people online.

also, apparently I just realized my AIM address was wrong.

whoops

AIM is FTW.


I don't get why everyone is all fanatic about MSN.
It suxxx. D: