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Riku
 Post subject: Re: Fun Facts/Useless Trivia
PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:06 pm 
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annoying self-righteous mother who wouldn't just shut the fuck up and take her husband's last name.

that is so fucking misogynistic


Not to mention probably incorrect. They could also be Catholic, and had a christening name thrown in there.
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NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU NOT LIKING SOMEONE ELSE'S HUMOUR.

USEFUL TRIVIA.

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A whale's penis is called a dork.

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Whales have dicks?

H...how do they...do it?

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Exeres
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They do like they do on the Discovery Channel.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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Whales have dicks?

H...how do they...do it?

Like most other mammals


The Right Whale has the biggest testicles discovered thus far in nature

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Exeres
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Relative to body size or overall?

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Overall I think

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DID YOU KNOW THAT:

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

probably to keep an eye out for sneaky dorks

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Dolphins also sleep with half of their brain awake because otherwise they would drown since they're mammals

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If a month starts on a sunday, there will be a friday the 13th.

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Thanks, I wasn't sure how to math.

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Blitz Walrus
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Hsien-ko is Lei-lei in Japan. Lei is pronounced Rei, which means ghost.
The Beastie Boys despise their song "Fight for Your Right" and have not played it live in years.
Ralf Jones has been playable in every KoF but is missing in CvS for some reason.
Wtf, mang! y'all better fix that for CvS3!

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The Beastie Boys despise their song "Fight for Your Right" and have not played it live in years.

Addendum, "Fight for Your Right" is actually a parody making fun of immature people who would rather goof off and party rather than grow up. Nobody got the joke.

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