AWKWARD ZOMBIE

YEAH, I FUCKING LOVE GUNS, AND SANDWICHES, AND GUN SANDWICHES.

"You fucking ate my gun!"

A challenger appears!

Shit. Thread's over. Everybody can go home now.

I'LL LEAVE WHEN I WANT TO CAUSE I'M A MAN, DAMMIT

I only use Oldspice and enjoy various manly things.


amicoolyet?

AM I DOIN IT RITE?

No.

Meanie.

I THOuGHT I WAS MANLY ENOuGH

You must be more manly, Crisperton.
And the only way to do that is to take a bath in steak sauce.

To be slightly more serious for a change, nothing makes me feel more manly than physical labour. I don't mean shelving books or something, I mean chopping down trees, breaking stones and moving very heavy things. That feel when you come back from a day at the factory and your muscles are so exhausted they refuse to lift the glass which cold beverage you so badly desire. Unable to do anything but lay there and feel your muscle tingle and ache, twitching themselves back from exertion in to a state of relaxation.

Okay. will do brb

syobon you make hard work sound so rewarding

i mean sometimes it is but othertimes i think it can be kind of tedious (I'm thinking of painting fences here which isn't that challenging but just boring)

Chopping wood is hella fun tho.

@Tales, That's because painting isn't manly enough! You need to wrestle bears or some shit. Nah I'm kidding, painting (and lots of other jobs) are hard work too, but for me I rather do stuff that involves heavy lifting or something. Something that requires you to use all your strength.

That said I'm actually not the biggest fan of manual labour, since I'm a lazy sack of shit, but it makes me feel "manly" so I though I'd post it here. For some reason this feels kind of awkward.