AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I ate normal things.

I did eat popcorn covered in glue in kindergarten once though.
We were glueing them on paper, only nobody told me what we were supposed to be doing...so I just ate the popcorn until someone stopped me.

FUCKING KEYS MAN I liked sucking on metal.
key sucking bros right hur

I sucked on my sweaters and shirts. Often you'd find the front of my shirts wrinkled and wet. I sucked the chains on necklaces and I've eaten paint before too. Also sucking on my hair a lot when in public.


Oh I've once tried to constantly eat the head of a family friend's daughter every time we were on the same floor together. Our mothers' would do little to stop me chasing her and eating her head since they were too busy taking photos of us.


She was a redhead at the time so it MIGHT explain my affinity towards red hair.

D'aw~!

I use to chew on my mom's hair alot. I'd sit on her shoulders and chew on it. I loved chewing and sucking on cloth or other material like it, especialy metal.
I still have a sort of oral fixation, I'll grad a plastic toothpick and chew on it, it really does help me relax.

Also Also, before I set out to attack her, I would quote the bad guys from one of the Land Before Time movies "Now it's my turn for some eggs". And I'd do the dastardly finger tapping thing aha

The cutest of children.
The only thing I remember is my mom telling me that whenever her and dad would look at eachother I'd start making really annoying noises until they stopped.
Ahaha.

did it go like this?


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Anyway, when I was really little I used to lick my feet

:I

I used to be unable to figure out how to tap my fingers from pointer to pinky in a rippling motion

also i ate my own boogers because my sister told me to once

My big sister used to tell me to do dumb shit, which I would do. Afterwards she would go and tell my parents what I did. I don't even want to know how many times I fell for that.

I remember I used to chew on my plastic toys, all the way up till I was 10.

I used to think Step-parents were married.

For some reason I was obsessed with black people when I was a kid. Like I would only play with black dolls or I would only pay attention to a show if it had a black person in it, etc.

Also I thought I was English when I was a kid just because I lived there at the time. Even though both of my parents were Scottish.

When I was younger I poked my teachers in the neck with sticks and I was very annoying.

During school I used to pretend my pens were rocketships and would make them fly all over the place. Then I would take them apart and try to put them back together in different ways

Saint, I actually still do that.

There is nothing more satisfying than having a pen made out of parts from 5 other pens.